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https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/48167884/raiders-ravens-backed-trade-maxx-crosby It is being reported that the Ravens are "backing out" of the Maxx Crosby trade. Edit: He failed his physical. Las Vegas is very likely to still trade him but no way they get two first round picks next time.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/48158911/lb-devin-lloyd-agrees-3-year-45m-deal-panthers-source-says Devin Lloyd, generally regarded as the top off-ball linebacker available, signs with Carolina. I like this signing - top talent at one of their biggest needs.

Mike Evans is signing with the 49ers (will be nice not seeing him twice a year) Malik Willis is signing with the Dolphins to be the starter there. Commanders sign Odafe Oweh.

https://www.catscratchreader.com/carolina-panthers-free-agency/58398/panthers-agree-to-terms-with-edge-jaelan-phillips Carolina has agreed to a 4 year $120 million contract with Jaelan Philips. One of the top available edge rushers - very nice though very expensive but that's the market.

The legal tampering period (de facto start of free agency) is here and we are starting to hear about the deals in place: Super Bowl MVP Kenneth Walker III is signing with Kansas City. Alec Pierce is staying in Indianapolis on a $116 million deal. Travis Kelce will be back next year. Green...

I enjoyed season 2 of "Ted" which premiered recently on Peacock. How is this place still in business? How long can this last?

Movies are better if they are breasts in them.

I fell ****** because I was high.

Grind (that's the brand) THC spirit mixed with grape juice. It's great to be back in this thread. Been too long.

I have something really profound and deep but it would it would be a pain in cock to type it all.

You know what would be fun to have happen to people I dislike? A panicked stranger runs up to them and says "I'm going to throw up and I need your help!".

If I am awake tonight I will do this and have a detailed report tomorrow.

That one was a bit graphic. I was high at the time I wrote it. I am high now also.

STOP FUCKING WITH THE CLOCK!!!

If I don't know the answer to a Jeopardy question I always just say 'Who is George Peppard?'.

Lyla Storm

That's funny.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/48127564/sources-raiders-trade-maxx-crosby-ravens-two-1sts Trade in place to send Maxx Crosby to the Ravens for 2026 and 2027 1st round picks. Las Vegas will have the 1st and 14th picks in upcoming draft.

There appears to have been a strong tornado in Michigan today.

I am saddened to learn that the picture of the woman in the blue dress above has been Photoshopped (I don't know if they us the correct spelling). It was nice to live in a universe where some lady's butt could be that glorious. Some of the light has gone out of the world.

Trump fired that Kristi Noem lady. So that happened.

Mucus flies from my nose and mouth unbidden. Beholden to microscopic attackers who are demonstrating they have dominion over me.

I was scrolling rather quickly and had forgotten there was another person here. It was akin to finding oneself not alone in a room where they one believed one was. I almost threw up from the anxiety and general illnes.

Being sick is for the birds. This a kick in the penis.

I was at the DMV and I said to my self that I could be having sex with a hooker right now but it would be awkward because of all the people.

This is becoming serious. I am very disoriented.

If the technology is ever sufficient, I will employ it to create a music video of Michael Bolton singing "Go the Distance" from the Disney film "Hercules" but the "go the distance" lyric is seamlessly replaced with "wave my penis". If the technology exists, I will spend any amount of money...

THC has anti-inflammatory properties—yes. 🌿 But “everything is inflammation” is a stretch. Pain, fever, even aging have complex causes. THC may help some, but not all. It’s a tool, not a cure-all. And your body’s doing most of the work.

I took THC on a Thursday because I'm sick and generally behave recklessly anyway. So this is the level high I need to be at to really do this. I'm high and sick. Trump is a penis and everything is getting worse and will continue to get worse. Then I die alone.

:) This post has some slight significance to me and I did not realize that it would be the significant post until after the fact. I think it works on many level.

I think if I could be in the room with certain women at certain points in their careers and touched their breasts it would have been a seminal moment in my life.

I have a 102F (38.9C) fever and have taken THC. This will be an adventure. I may die.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/48111983/bills-agree-trade-acquire-bears-wr-dj-moore-sources-say DJ Moore is being traded to Buffalo. I enjoyed watching DJ Moore in Carolina. I hope is is successful with the Bills.

Franchise tags have been given out: Kyle Pitts, TE, Atlanta Breece Hall, RB, New York Jets George Pickens, WR, Dallas Cowboys Transition tag: Daniel Jones, QB, Indianapolis Colts Notably absent from the list: Trey Hendrickson, Edge, Cincinnati Bengals Devin Lloyd, LB, Jacksonville Jaguars...

I was right about other people reading this thread!!!

The famous people death thread is interesting. I never know who is going to die next.

Lola https://xx-cel.com/models/lola

I said I wanted to post here while high. Sometimes I think about kickoff or punt returns in which the kicker or punter attempts to make a play on the returner with often comical results. This is as close as we can get to what it would be like for normal people but would be even worse.

I sent a person in my life a letter. Actual physical mail. A simple, plain white piece of paper which reads 'I want you to be the person to throw this away'. I thought that was original but it's not.

It is so nice to have another person in the thread. Whether our journey together lasts for years or just one day, I can't tell you how excited I am to take this first step with you.

Why is everyone making noise? It is very unpleasant when people make noise.

US and Israel are bombing Iran in Operation Epic Fury. It's being reported that Ayatollah K has mani has been ******. That's what the autocorrect did to my attempt to spell from memory while high.

Richard Crenna's character from "Rambo" came to me today. They need me to come out of sobriety (abstinence from a1cohol) and help them in a dr1nking competition against the Russians. I'm the best they ever had and they can't win this without me. I'm sorry, Colonel. That part of my life is over.

I'm choosing to believe there are people who read the posts here even if they do not post. Because it's normal.