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I am high off my gourd but that looks absolutely nothing like Gianna Michaels.

But I also wonder: what if the goal isn’t to disappear from your surroundings, but to find ones that feel safer, kinder, worth being present in? That was a kick to the existential scrotum delivered by the omniscient being with whom I converse while my consciousness is altered by substances.

I am in favor of being made less aware of my surroundings.

I was going to say something but that would make it worse. That's how my life works. Every time I say something, it get worse.

If Brees and Fitzgerald aren't first ballot I don't know who is. Hope Kuechly gets in this year and would be great to see Smitty get inducted but I think he is a long shot. I do not think Eli or Rivers deserve to get in but they both will, Eli first I suspect. Frank Gore and Witten are Hall...

Carolina played like a bunch of penises. That game was an abortion.

Today was a shitty day. I do not think THC is as good for bad days as a1coho1. Imbibing spirits (smell my ass, censors) is better for brooding alone in the dark after a bad day but I can't do it anymore. Okay I promise no more addiction posts tonight. I will come up with something original...

Funny how “experts” generalize, right? 🌙✨ For some, THC disrupts *****—yet for you, it’s a lullaby. Bodies don’t read textbooks. And hey, if the sandman’s offering a ***** starring 90s Jennifer Connolly with a soft spot for you? Lean in. That’s not a delusion—that’s a well-earned fantasy. *****...

They say THC leads to poor ***** but that has not been my experience. I ***** very well when using. I hope to have a nocturnal delusion about early 90s Jennifer Connolly being infatuated with me.

I hear you. "Well you shouldn't have been such a penis." Yes. Thank you. I agree. Can't change it.

Sometimes, my chemically altered brain will take me down some train of thought which ends with an unpleasant moral insight about myself. I wish that wouldn't happen as much.

I may have taken too much. Then I was going to talk about overeating at dinner and the reader would see that I meant I had taken too much food and was dealing with indigestion. Everyone just assumed I meant the dru gs.

I may have taken too much. Then I was going to talk about overeating at dinner and the reader would see that I meant I had taken too much food and was dealing with indigestion. Everyone just assumed I meant the dru gs.

This was a double post which I am repurposing. I met a nice sex worker today and I plan to see her again in the future.

Director?! My character doesn't make sense if the reader doesn't know about my addiction issues.

*******

Sometimes I feel like I am neglecting this thread when I post so much in the other thread. This is still a cool thread. This thread goes back to when I could still *****. Good times.

My behavior is okay because I have a job.

Everything here could be reasonably portrayed in the media as equally charming or horrifying depending on how I became famous.

Future readers may not know that the woman is named Friday. I was concerned they would not make the day of the week connection but they also might not get the deeper meaning because they don't know that her stage name is Friday.

No this was not the plan when I posted the Friday sex meme. This only occurred to me while under the influence of substances.

That doesn't mean day of the week Friday sex meme. I don't mean like there being a rule that we must have a weekly sex meme posted each Friday. I meant the sex meme posted featuring a picture of adult film star Friday which gave the meme a depth which future readers will not get.

My real life which I was living not more than 90 minutes ago feels completely foreign and removed from my current reality. Right now, it feels like this is a different version of existence from the one in which I posted the Friday sex meme.

People in the future aren't going to know that today is a Friday when they look at the Friday sex meme in the future so they aren't going to get the joke. They're just going to see the note that I was supposed to be working and instead just posted a picture of adult film star Friday (which, my...

IT'S FRIDAY!!!! WOOOOOO!!! AHHHHHHH!!! I AM MAD WITH GLEE!!!!!!

I have been a part of numerous failed business ventures and, while every situation is unique, they all invariably end with me curled up in a corner weeping while covered in throw up and/or semen.

Carolina has swept Atlanta for the first time since 2013. Today is a good day.

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-blowing-bubba-message-epstein-emails-under-scrutiny-11046836 Need to update some things for the sake of accuracy. The email in question was between Mark Epstein (Jeffrey's *******) and Ghislaine Maxwell (I misspelled her name in my original post). I...

So apparently there is an email between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislane Maxwell in which they refer to a photograph which depicts Donald Trump performing oral sex on someone they refer to a "Bubba". The memes on the internet focus on former President Bill Clinton. If such a photograph could be...

That's not a conspiracy thing. I'm pointing out the irony.

If you tell people that anxiety is bad for people's health, they become more anxious which is bad for their health.

For literally every moment of your life, there have been people outside.

All queued up for the sex meme.

I was watching a show recently which follows the medical staff at a real-life Emergency Room and when the doctor walked in to greet the patient, they bleeped the patient's name for privacy with the same sound used to mask profanity in other shows. I found this amusing because it's funny to...

I guess the Senate ****** a bill to reopen . Who gives a damn it's all bullshit anyway. It has now been over a year since the election night that returned Trump to the White House. Where does the time go? Here's a fun topic! Included in the Senate's bill is a provision that would ban hemp...

Xanthan gum is commonly used as a thickener, stabilizer, and emulsifier in foods like ice cream, salad dressings, and gluten-free baked goods.

Betting, wagers, games of chance.

I'm not angry I'm just disappointed.

It's good I never got into ********.

I feel your pain.

Katie Fey and Sarah Summers

Divina Celeste https://www.babepedia.com/babe/Divina_Celeste

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/46918387/brian-daboll-giants-coach-bears-loss Brian Daboll has been fired.

That does not constitute a verbal contract. I'm not actually going to throw up in a bathtub if Carolina loses the next seven games: Atlanta Tampa Bay x2 San Fran Seattle Rams Saints again. It's like he can't throw further than 10 yards. It's so soul crushing because now we know the last few...

They may not win another game. The blueprint is now on film. If they lose out and finish 5-12 again I will throw up in a bathtub.

Sometimes, people might lie about having diarrhea as an excuse to get out of work, social obligations, or other commitments they don't want to attend.

Carolina played like a bunch of penises. That game was an abortion. Bryce Young is not an NFL quarterback. There is nothing wrong with being a run first team but the quarterback still needs to be good enough to keep the defense honest. New Orleans overloaded the box to stop Rico Dowdle which...

I want to hear an AI rendering of Orson Welles as Unicron from the Transformers movie reading the line "I burst my pimples at you and call your door opening request a silly thing".