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Dolphins are hiring Jeff Hafley to be their next head coach. Titans are hiring Robert Saleh to be their next head coach.

Disregard. I'm removing this one for various reasons.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/47660266/source-bills-fire-coach-sean-mcdermott The Buffalo Bills have fired head coach Sean McDermott. It would be great if he would come back to Carolina as defensive coordinator but he should have a new HC gig before too long.

The New England Patriots and Los Angeles Rams have advanced after yesterday's games. Conference championship matchups are set: New England Patriots at Denver Broncos Los Angeles Rams at Seattle Seahawks

I wonder if it would be possible to know enough people to make 100k from selling one's farts in jars to "******, friends and acquaintances". Her diet: Beans, broccoli, cabbage, lentils and Brussels sprouts. She needs to stay gassy but can't get fat.

Denver and Seattle advance. Buffalo and San Francisco have been eliminated. Denver's celebration was short-lived as it was announced after the game and quarterback Bo Nix has a broken bone in his ankle which will require surgery and end his season. The Falcons are hiring 2x Coach of the Year...

Congratulations/Best wishes/hope it works out depending on one's opinion of the hire.

Evgenia Talanina

I wonder if there was ever a situation where a ********* was close to evading authorities and, in a final mad dash, attempt to carry the *** only for them to be too heavy and ********* is injured and caught. ********* then make mean and hurtful comments about *****'s weight.

This got me thinking, if one were a ********* it would seem to me that 200 pound ******** are not the best targets. I would think a ********* would target ******** whom they can physically carry at least short distance if needed. That ***** would too large for most people to have confidence...

There was an amber alert in my area and the description of missing ***** was that of a twelve year old female who weighs 200 lbs (91 kgs) and I wondered how many people became less sympathetic. It's wrong to do that.

We should make thread for jokes about farting.

That is Lilith Lust. The picture is taken from a scene she did for Brazzers with Sienna Day and James Dean.

Yes, I did that purposely. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Whenever I have diarrhea I attempt to open a telepathic link with certain leading minds in various relevant sciences but so far been unsuccessful.

A fire truck just drove by with sirens going. It's good they don't need my help because I would not be very helpful given my current state of being an individual with no medical training.

It would be weird if the cute, bubbly nice lady at work with the tattoos was actually a psychopath.

But let’s be honest—after full extinction, maintenance stops, tech decays, and nature reclaims all. Still, we’re trying to whisper into the void: “Hey… we existed. We made pasta.” 🍝✨

To be clear, I am not referring to brand name, Oodles of Noodles, I am saying that a considerable amount of pasta will still be present after human extinction.

Do they still make Oodles of Noodles? Funny because it rhymes. One day we will all be dead but Oodles of Noodles will remain.

That doesn't mean that I have money as in they are having sex with me in order to access a particular lifestyle associated with my wealth. I mean literally paying them.

If this isn't amusing I bet it's annoying as hell.

Do not tell me I have profaned the dignity of the Politics & Religion section with my presence.

It is in theory possible to find the people responsible for why the world is the way it is (cost of living crisis) and throw up on them. We could throw up on them to such extent that they would no longer be a problem.

Of course we're all aware that the swinging penis thing was indirectly sexual. What I'm actually expressing was the desire to have some feature which would would cause women to have sex with me based on something other than money.

Executive Mansion, Washington, Nov. 21, 1864. Dear Madam,-- I have been shown in the files of the War Department a statement of the Adjutant General of Massachusetts that you are the [female parent] of five sons who have died gloriously on the field of battle. I feel how weak and fruitless...

You had to have known it wasn't going to work.

It would cool if I could hit people with my penis like an elephant with its trunk. This is not sexual. I mean using my penis in combat type thing.

Sometimes I'll post my herbal fueled babble in other areas of the forum and expect the Freeones staff to run in and start hitting me with brooms until I go back outside.

I wonder why this part of the forum has completely died since they started charging. Weird. This place used to be rocking with lively flame wars. Back then, I would post while consuming spirits. Now I must use THC because I cannot control my dr1nking. We have strayed from topic. Trump is a...

I'm not going to post about being high right now. I'm just going to write whatever pops into my head and people would have to assume.

Adam Thielen is retiring. Oregon quarterback Dante Moore has decided to stay in school and not enter this year's Draft. I guess he did not want to be drafted by the Jets.

The divisional round of the playoffs is now set: Buffalo vs Denver Houston vs New England San Francisco vs Seattle Los Angeles Rams vs Chicago

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/47600644/sources-mike-tomlin-step-steelers-head-coach Mike Tomlin steps down as Steelers head coach. Did not have that on my bingo card. John Harbaugh and Mike Tomlin in the same offseason. Wow.

This is a subliminal message which will be stored in your brain until activated: The next time I am brought up in conversation, you must respond that I am the Princess Diana of our generation.

I would be mortified.

The after hours security say some nights they hear a strange slurping sound by that cubicle but when they go and check it there is nothing there.

You slip and fall on the ice and not only did people see, not only is it on film, but it was the subject of film. Somewhere there is cinema quality footage of this person wiping out. Clarification - That's a guy from ICE slipping on some ice in Minnesota this week and it being filmed by man on...

Yulia Silenkova

Carolina and Green Bay have been eliminated. Quite a collapse for Green Bay. They were a popular Super Bowl pick at one point in the season. Carolina made a lot of progress this year and I think they are moving in the right direction.

Elizabeth Ostrander

Natalia Andreeva

https://apnews.com/article/nfl-all-pro-2025-76fbd57c87e524c320e1194d860b61b3 This year's All-Pro Team has been announced: First team Offense Quarterback — Matthew Stafford, Los Angeles Rams Running Back — Bijan Robinson, Atlanta Fullback — Kyle Juszczyk, San Francisco Wide Receivers — Puka...

That's a wild question! 🤔 While yaks and moose are both bovids (related to deer and cattle), they're very different *******—different habitats, behaviors, and genetics. As far as science knows, they can't interbreed. Nature’s got its limits, even for the most adventurous imaginations! 😄

A moose could absolutely get in here if it really wanted to.

This has become a bit much.