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It's the temperature which I have an issue with. I guess I could ask her to open the fridge kneel in front of it & rest her tits on the shelf for an hour or so? Or maybe just fill her bra with ice cubes? :dunno:

Bergen-Belsen: The Musical - On Rollerblades.

Cool, here's me & my mobile curtain unit (which I have just had dry cleaned) http://www.eatshitkid.com/images/curtain.jpg

Depends who's ******** the over half. . .

Awww. :( I'l bring my own curtains! :shy:

I just waddle over to the window & cum on her mum's curtains. . .

What's all this "we" business?!? Speak for yourself you sordid little deviant! :mad:

Have a rest one would imagine. . .that's all to much like hard work! :mad:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-10658300 Well chaps, I'm off on my holidays. . .Mexico beckons. :o

Er. . .well done? :confused:

Always read the small print. :dunno:

Re: What you watching right now! Andy Garcia on Top Gear

Owns a secondhand car business

Stevie Wonder - Isn't She Lovely

These nasty rumours are nothing more than nasty rumours are nothing more than nasty rumours are nothing more than nasty rumours. . . But I do have her telephone number - (+44) 01928 788404

What did I miss? :rubbel:

Gertrude Farnsworth III

The A-Team. Actually I'm, lying it wasn't very good at all. . .

skin her & wear her as a suit then stroll about the town centre causing a to do!

I am not what one would call filthy rich, but I am independently wealthy. As such I approach any relationship with extreme caution. Its sad to be so cynical, but I fear being taken advantage of. . .

I prefer her mum. . .

. . .like a class when the lunchbell rings. :dunno:

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No problem sir, glad you appreciate us. . .

Re: Who made you cum today? Nyla Thai & Lucy Thai

Withnail & I "GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!"

Re: Hollywood Movies Stars Really Had Sex The forthcoming bluray release of The Great Outdoors features the highly controversial alternate ending in which Dan Aykroyd & John Candy ****** their respective families. They blame it on the bald headed grizzly bear & now free from the charade of...

They ******** my ***. . .

Re: The League of Gentlemen. Not bollocks, they took their name from the movie. . .

Re: Hollywood Movies Stars Really Had Sex ET & Elliot's mum

Re: The League of Gentlemen. :nono: yfP_O-_E48M :bowdown:

"You Klingon Bastard, you ****** my ***." :dunno:

It Bites - Calling All The Heroes

Turned off?!? What the fuck?!? Are you gay or something?!? :dunno:

Why?

I just do not like the man(?). As for becoming friends. How can you truly be friends with anyone on a forum? & why would anyone want to be? It's not like you're going to meet anyone on here, god forbid! I neg repped Vlad19, calling him a "rude swine". This upset him so he reported it which led...

Glasgay! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-10673475

Make an honest woman of her for god's sake man!

Simple, the morals I have learned from those that found me when I was washed up on the coast of the Silver Devastation. I fear not as the two words have very different meanings. . .

Wot is pornstar?

Go for a nice romantic walk on the beach, then as the sun goes down make balloon *******. . .

House of the Rising Sun

Not funny. :ban:

:rofl:

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A warning for all the ladies out there, & some of the men I guess. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-10651020

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