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  1. TheOrangeCat

    f*$k smileys, they are overused

    When you say 'spank', I'm assuming it means 'pound me into a jelly-thighed mess'. :D?
  2. TheOrangeCat

    My neighbour may **** me...

    Maybe ... to get them throbbing!
  3. TheOrangeCat

    f*$k smileys, they are overused

    Fixed! And, me!
  4. TheOrangeCat

    Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet paper

    Re: Age old question: Toilet Paper Over or Under I hope you beat her until she was ******. OK, slight overreaction :D But who the fuck puts it under? Cave dwellers? Midgets? The Taliban? It's wrong.
  5. TheOrangeCat

    f*$k smileys, they are overused

    Oh, I'm ********. Oddly, though, my grammar and syntax remain unaffected. So, you get the f*$k out of here, by Jiminy!
  6. TheOrangeCat

    f*$k smileys, they are overused

    well, gosh darn and snap!!
  7. TheOrangeCat

    What pisses you off?

    Crabs and spider bites are not the same :D (Although spiders do belong to the sub-phylum of your itchy crotch buddies! Being fucking tired but not being able to *****.
  8. TheOrangeCat

    f*$k smileys, they are overused

    Guess who's ******** tonight?? :D
  9. TheOrangeCat

    My neighbour may **** me...

    My timbers are already shivering .....
  10. TheOrangeCat

    The last person to post here WINS!

    I win again. And again. And again about five minutes ago. BJ while Boarding .. it's good to be the Cat :orangecat: ...
  11. TheOrangeCat

    f*$k smileys, they are overused

    Good. In its careening, it might actually find a worthy direction.
  12. TheOrangeCat

    My neighbour may **** me...

    There can be only one! How exactly do you propose lurking from or with a large three masted ship?
  13. TheOrangeCat

    f*$k smileys, they are overused

    It's good to be the Cat .... :orangecat: :D
  14. TheOrangeCat

    f*$k smileys, they are overused

    You let me suck on your sweet candy, and I'll let you suck on my cane :D
  15. TheOrangeCat

    My neighbour may **** me...

    Footprints?! Pussy. Leave few severed heads on his lawn. Now that's a mind fuck.
  16. TheOrangeCat

    f*$k smileys, they are overused

    Careful, or he'll pull your pigtails, and pull down your panties.
  17. TheOrangeCat

    f*$k smileys, they are overused

    Has the ******** stopped yet?
  18. TheOrangeCat

    Dear Petra

    Who dares to bother the Queen with such petty trivialities!!? Off with their heads! :D
  19. TheOrangeCat

    f*$k smileys, they are overused

    I think you meant .. This Thread Is Worthless. :orangecat:
  20. TheOrangeCat

    Creampie-What muscle is that?

    I am speechless. That applies to the vid and the OP. Oh, and you are looking for the 'levator' group of muscles, must prominently, the 'levator ani'
  21. TheOrangeCat

    The last person to post here WINS!

    I just won about ten different ways! And, now, here :D
  22. TheOrangeCat

    f*$k smileys, they are overused

    Just hatin' cuz you don't have one! P.S. :orangecat: Bababooey!!! Nice IcyHot too!!
  23. TheOrangeCat

    Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet paper

    Re: Age old question: Toilet Paper Over or Under If I am at a house where the roll is under, trust me, when I leave, it's over. (Their system is also clogged, but that's a different story)
  24. TheOrangeCat

    Obama's naive class warfare

    Well, this is kind of my point: it's about proportionality. And, as i said in my post, it's an example only. An example that background has nothing to do with achievement. It's about will, heart and opportunity. And, sometimes, people need a sharp kick in the ass in order to get them to grab...
  25. TheOrangeCat

    Over, Under or even Sideways Down: Your preference in mounting a roll of toilet paper

    Re: Age old question: Toilet Paper Over or Under Over. Under is just wrong.
  26. TheOrangeCat

    Drinks and food.

    Marsala
  27. TheOrangeCat

    Obama's naive class warfare

    But you have to look at the other side of the equation.. regardless of the disproportionality of the wealth accumulation, those that do earn well have usually worked their asses off for it. I'm not sayign the working class don't work hard .. but just as it is unfair to say the hard working poor...
  28. TheOrangeCat

    Obama's naive class warfare

    Lookit .. I've been at both end of the spectrum: several times. I've been the 25k a month guy, and I've been the 'I have no food' guy. Some days, I've lived on nothing but black tea and bread and margarine. My parents are from very poor working class background, so I know of what i speak when it...
  29. TheOrangeCat

    Happy 144th Canada!

    Damn right! Particularly with a 75/25% import/export balance of trade between us and THEM! Who's the bitch now! Bwuahahahahahahaha!
  30. TheOrangeCat

    Obama's naive class warfare

    That's trite and simplistic. Trident and I are at opposite ends of the spectrum, politically, but a welfare society breeds complacency and laziness. It's not that they want to be unemployed - or poor - it's that it's too easy to be poor and unemployed because the net is too wide, and too...
  31. TheOrangeCat

    Oh no!!! You're a babe! Schwiing!

    Oh no!!! You're a babe! Schwiing!
  32. TheOrangeCat

    Home alone huh? Well, while the cat's away!!!

    Home alone huh? Well, while the cat's away!!!
  33. TheOrangeCat

    Happy 144th Canada!

    I know! I've unleashed my 'moose' a few times!
  34. TheOrangeCat

    It's all good ... me and M'Lady are just hanging out .... do you have a party to do/go to?

    It's all good ... me and M'Lady are just hanging out .... do you have a party to do/go to?
  35. TheOrangeCat

    Happy 144th Canada!

    g-CFIO-fCt8
  36. TheOrangeCat

    Oh, she's a total keeper. My perfect women in every way. I'm so in LOVE!

    Oh, she's a total keeper. My perfect women in every way. I'm so in LOVE!
  37. TheOrangeCat

    I'm good babe! I was just writing long and monotonous lines of html until late and then I just...

    I'm good babe! I was just writing long and monotonous lines of html until late and then I just crashed .. yes, Canadia Day is excellent so far. Done nothing but goof off, and now M,Lady has materialized with gifts of ***** and mango juice. And she's mowing the lawn!!!!
  38. TheOrangeCat

    Obama's naive class warfare

    I'm sorry, but any notion that the modern union 'protects' the working class is utterly naive. They are mulit-billion dollar conglomerates in their own right who spend more time managing their investment portfolios (none of which, you can bet, are in any of the soft sectors most prone to...
  39. TheOrangeCat

    Obama's naive class warfare

    We can probably tick 'all of the above' in actuality: trillions ****** on war, trillions ****** by union hamstrings, trillions ****** on bailouts.
  40. TheOrangeCat

    Vibrators "okay," according to TSA

    You leave those nasty, splintery Norwegian Wood dildos over there, JuliaLee, when you visit these fair shores :D
  41. TheOrangeCat

    Obama's naive class warfare

    Then what is really needed in the US is major Union reform .. those anachronistic parasites do more damage to the economy (and the overall standard and quality of American manufactured products - let alone how the jack up the overall production costs with their ridiculous pay and bargaining...
  42. TheOrangeCat

    If you were Selena Gomez....

    My Gawd ... do you want a side order of tampons with this thread?
  43. TheOrangeCat

    Ctrl+V

  44. TheOrangeCat

    Obama's naive class warfare

    I resisted joining this, mainly because political threads tend to be lose-lose propositions, but I am curious about the title: class warfare? Please. he may not be a good president, but he is not a class warrior and, trying to create a more even disbursement of wealth - even in a half-assed...
  45. TheOrangeCat

    Is this a scene from a horror movie

    :wave2: So long, farewell ........
  46. TheOrangeCat

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Is that code for 'the ***** of small mammals'? Water.
  47. TheOrangeCat

    The last person to post here WINS!

    Double win, with an Oh Canada chaser!
  48. TheOrangeCat

    Drinks and food.

    ****
  49. TheOrangeCat

    Crappy itouch

    :D :hatsoff:
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