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I know right? It's a bunch of bullshit. If he had known that it would take Caitlin so long to get over it then he wouldn't have even bothered running over the boyfriend in the first place. Be patient Mike. She'll come around, or else....

Does that include one time posters? Or just the ones worth remembering?

Re: Student told of sex with former Freeland teacher What an immature move. He ****** with the hot teacher and then when he conveniently feels wronged he gets to out her and then claim to be the victim. :facepalm: This is why high school boys don't deserve any hot teacher action. They're...

It was supposed to be my big break.

If they were guests of honor then how are they still here? :dunno:

Did I? I still haven't sent the PM. You're just trying to trap me into a back and forth to increase your post count. I know your game. :nono:

Re: Who made you cum today? tristyn kennedy

A true boss doesn't make such hasty decisions. This is why you're not a boss L3ggy.

Still a boss. I'll PM petra when I feel like it. I still haven't decided if I want the shirt.

This makes sense. Alright then I've decided that I will PM petra an get my shirt. :yesyes: Later though....I'm hungry.

"So what if I am?"

:lovecoupl Lexi Belle...

"I specifically asked for chocolate!"

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Accordingly, the ************ period will now be called shark week.

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:dunno:

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What makes you think whimsy wasn't already in them when he pulled them down?

:surprise: Did you just have a moment of solemnity? I was sure there was going to be some kind of disturbing punchline in there. Kudos. I concur with your statement BB. :clap:

It's a slow night. I'd post some funny pics but quite frankly I'm too tired and too lazy.

They must love apple sauce. They've almost downed the whole jar. ..... :facepalm: I'm going to sit in the corner now.

thanks for the zombie rep. :thumbsup:

:hatsoff: Zombie rep is much appreciated.

Hope the soldiers shot them. Just sayin'. If they were to ***** their power then I certainly wouldn't rebuke them in this one case. Their (rapists) actions kinda cast a bad light on Egyptian protesters in general. Nobody needs scum like them representing the Egyptian populace.

nineteen sixty.. fiiiiiiiiive-yeah! Wow! If you don't like my singing then fuck you. :thefinger yPNFVj-pISU

:hatsoff: Much appreciated. I don't care what the real translation is, because mine no doubt trumps it.

I prefer pimp hand red -W6cT3Tvu9g&NR=1

Just 10? My lol factor goes to 11.

Yeah, I'm with you. In fact, I don't need no damn shirt. Fuck the shirt!

Or as Dirk calls it: wednesday night. Haha, never gets old. Just doesn't.

I just assumed I was always on her mind. :******: Honestly, I figured this was the case and I didn't really care much about getting the shirt so I was too lazy to send my address. But now I see a bunch of other people getting their 5,000+ post T-shirts and quite frankly I'm jelly.

I'm always kidding! :D ...Except this time. :nono: The blame is on you for not informing me of this earlier.

Did you get your shirt?

........ Was I supposed to do that? :o

Aw come on, you loved it. Did you get over your phobia yet? Clowns only want to spread joy through the world. Sure, there's a small chance of **** and ****** with every clown you meet but that's a small price to pay for the laughter they bring.

Nuh uh, that's just her aura distorting the space around her. :yesyes: I suggest you read up on parapsychology more jibby.

Doesn't hurt to give them the false notion that we do though. No point in both genders being disappointed is there? At the end of the day the man's happiness is all that matters anyways. :elaugh:

Never got my fucking freeones shirt! :mad: I was promised a shirt when I reached 5,000 posts. Granted I never raised any complaints about it to the people who run the site, but I should have gotten an PM or somethin'. Their loss, I would have worn that shirt all the time and advertised the fuck...

I wouldn't want half my post count taken away either. :tongue: And why are people perpetuating the shirt lie? I didn't get ****. Do some people actually get one? That reminds me, I have another qualm to post in the "what pisses you off thread". :thefinger

I'm into it. :rubbel:

Too bad Buffy isn't on TV anymore, he'd definitely get the part as demon henchman #5.

I got kinda irritated when the cameras cut away to random *********** in the audience half dancing. His performance was meh, and I don't really like the Grammys anyway.

Translation: "My hair is a dog turd, your argument is invalid."

For someone like me, who's mind has been saturated by porn, being aesthetically pleasing isn't enough. IMO porn stars like Eve Lawrence or Rachel Roxxx trump starlets like Scarlett Johannsen any day of the week, as twisted as that may sound. Of course that's just in terms of lust. There are...

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