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Re: Who made you cum today? Lisa Ann - Jogging Around The Cock

I can be a girl if you want. I can be ANYTHING you want! :o

In the middle of the night, when you know she has just settled down into bed text her the following message - I can c u xxx

qzfo4txaQJA Me & You baby! :shy:

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Yeah, the placenta deep pan is SO much better!

Yes. I drowned a damn ***** once. . .

Were you sick in someone's mouth?

Am I the only one that didn't find it that repulsive? I wouldn't wank to it or anything but it was pretty tame. . .

Newsflash: Woman looks older than she did during her fame as a star on tv show over a decade ago.

Have you ever squirted milk out of your arse?

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Wrong. You do choose to believe in God.

Has she got a stuffed crust?

Othello was cuckolded, well led to believe that he had been by Iago, & Othello was black!

Pathetic. It would never happen. Assange cannot be ****** by conventional methods. You need to get the seven Daggers of Meggido. ****, I've let the cat out of the bag. . .

Yes write them down. . .then you can create a new future that will be based on your ideas, and your ideas alone!

Religious rights are always correctly secondary when these rights involve bigotry & discrimination. So you agree with discrimination! Wonderful! :nono: What other bigotry should religious people be allowed to get away with? Just because they believe in some invisible man in the sky?

Good. It's about time America had a direct threat.

Eh? She's dead. So I do not see how on earth that could be achieved. . .

it's his lifelong dweam!

I care about your sex life even less than I care about Emilio's!

Yes, but I'm sure you'll agree it's a risk worth taking!

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Both the same aren't they? both manufactured boy bands that can't play any instruments. . .

They boil them alive.

Because you are ugly? No idea. . .the batmobile? :dunno: Yes. (you've obviously not been paying attention to my posts) No.

& now we got Darth Maul's *******! http://uk.tv.ign.com/articles/114/1142721p1.html :facepalm: "my name is Savage Opress, you ****** my *******. Prepare to die!"

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A sad reflection of our age. We truly live in a degenerate time.

Because they can't sniff their own? :dunno:

The oldest swingers in town! ;)

If only! & in related British comedy character based song. I want this one to! XSHSxKIyKMM :1orglaugh

Professor Stephen Hawking.

I know. But for some reason the phrase has always annoyed me. . . Feel free to return to the subject of this thread. Mr Dog.

I'd make 'em white. . you now what I am saying guys? Eh? Nudge nudge. Wink wink. Say no more!

You need a licence to drive? :dunno:

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A scratched record would repeat itself. A broken one wouldn't work at all!

Its best to do it to a nun!

:rofl2: Good luck with that! I loathe canines. The less of them the better. Ken Dodd's ***'s Dog's Dead! :bowdown:

That Riviera Touch

You make me cry. . .a single pearly tear from my hog's eye! :rubbel:

Wow. They seem just as angry & narrow minded as what you are. The funny thing is extremists on both sides have got more in common then they think!

Wolf? Oh fuck L3ggy's coming to the UK! :eek: Effete?!? Odd & erroneous thing to say. Anyway, yes there may be an issue amongst some young Pakistani men regards this. But that doesn't mean ALL of them. & has this been a problem WIDELY reported for close to a decade? & let's also take into...

Ironic? No it isn't? :confused:

Mmm, I want to lick the scar.

Cliff Richard - We Don't Talk Anymore

I'll be there. With my go faster plastic hips & bucket full of viagra. If you don't mind holding my **** bag let's set a date!

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