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  1. PirateKing

    What pisses you off?

    People who sulk and make passive-aggressive snipes when they don't get their way. I've been dealing with a lot of them lately.
  2. PirateKing

    Changing User Name?

    Re: Online game He's signaling extraterrestrials :tinhat:
  3. PirateKing

    Any Vegetarians or almost Vegetarians Out there?

    Don't take meat lightly. It's chock full of protein, vitamins, and happiness.
  4. PirateKing

    Changing User Name?

    Must be an awesome user name if you're afraid that someone might take it.
  5. PirateKing

    :hatsoff: Thanks. Alana is one of the greats.

    :hatsoff: Thanks. Alana is one of the greats.
  6. PirateKing

    Pupil expelled over genitals in mug

    I guess you can say the students provided the teabag.
  7. PirateKing

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? alana evans
  8. PirateKing

    Charlie Sheen or Lindsay Lohan

    The more I think about it, the more I wonder if those two were meant for each other.
  9. PirateKing

    I Own This

    From that day forth, he became ruler of the cats.
  10. PirateKing

    :D No, I'm crushing yours! Victory is mine...

    :D No, I'm crushing yours! Victory is mine! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf_o_ynRRl8&feature=related
  11. PirateKing

    Ah, good... Yes, thank you. That will do. :hatsoff:

    Ah, good... Yes, thank you. That will do. :hatsoff:
  12. PirateKing

    this little message: "Please Don't ban me!"

    who wants sum achlateas? ur gonna luv them, im a exellent coo. :( It's a bit rusty I'm afraid.
  13. PirateKing

    Picture emerges of **** leader Himmler taken moments after he swallowed cyanide pill

    Re: Picture emerges of **** leader Himmler taken moments after he swallowed cyanide p What a lame-o.
  14. PirateKing

    im 32 now what

    Are those your goals in life? What society expects from you? You should put some unique things on that list like "see ___" or "write a screenplay" or "become leader of the mole people".
  15. PirateKing

    R.I.P alexpnz

    Where do you want it? :rubbel:
  16. PirateKing

    The Member Above Me....

    Has declared war on the pirates. We're coming to your neck of the woods. Be prepared.
  17. PirateKing

    Canadian pirate suck

    Canadian pirate=oxymoron. I feel insulted.
  18. PirateKing

    The last person to post here WINS!

    There's a ***** trying to claim my victory. Seize him!
  19. PirateKing

    PirateKing sets sail on his gay pirate ship

    ^ With a hook hand and a cutlass in the other, how else am I supposed to steer it? :dunno:. I've become quite accustomed to doing many things with my penis. I must say it's quite convenient.
  20. PirateKing

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Sindee Jennings They don't get more enthousiastic than her
  21. PirateKing

    this little message: "Please Don't ban me!"

    Did this turn into a language appreciation thread? How about a little Japanese or Swahili?
  22. PirateKing

    PirateKing sets sail on his gay pirate ship

    Ah, what do you know? :tongue:
  23. PirateKing

    PirateKing sets sail on his gay pirate ship

    Oh no you didn't! Sega genesis? Homey don't play that. I'm all about the N64. Better recognize. :cool:
  24. PirateKing

    Do we really need any more of these EMO girls?

    :lame: I'm funnier than you.
  25. PirateKing

    PirateKing sets sail on his gay pirate ship

    You trippin'! You ain't all that and a bag of chips... I'm bouncing. I'll catch you on the flip-side...not!
  26. PirateKing

    PirateKing sets sail on his gay pirate ship

    I've had enough of you! Why don't you just go elsewhere and do your macarena while watching Dawson's Creek you 90's canadian!
  27. PirateKing

    Whimsy celebrates independence day

    Hahahaha! The games up you damn eh-hole. Next time you try to infiltrate the non-Canadians make sure there aren't any scathing pics on the internet. :thefinger
  28. PirateKing

    PirateKing sets sail on his gay pirate ship

    :wtf: OMG, 90's? So uncool. I'm way too hip to be associating with you... Everyone, I don't know this man....
  29. PirateKing

    Whimsy celebrates independence day

    I think he was being sarcastic..
  30. PirateKing

    PirateKing sets sail on his gay pirate ship

    Jealous? You guys wish you were in my crew. :thefinger
  31. PirateKing

    Canadian pirate suck

    Hehe, try again a-holes! :thefinger
  32. PirateKing

    Whimsy celebrates independence day

    :cussing: Go eat some Canadian ham you damn frostback!
  33. PirateKing

    What You Looking At?

    Playing archaeologist? :tongue:
  34. PirateKing

    Whimsy celebrates independence day

    I'm a pirate. We don't adhere to national identity.
  35. PirateKing

    Whimsy celebrates independence day

    Oh, I think I can. Bwahahahaha!
  36. PirateKing

    Whimsy celebrates independence day

    Give it up, you've been outed. Filthy Canadian! :mad:
  37. PirateKing

    Which one is the gay one?

    Reminiscing are we?
  38. PirateKing

    Cuddling with your pet

    Looks like someone got a little too ***** at the **** dance and took the wrong species home.
  39. PirateKing

    Spider-can, Spider-can

    Just remember to rep me edirons, or I'll find you...
  40. PirateKing

    Whimsy celebrates independence day

    Ironically enough he's Canadian.
  41. PirateKing

    this little message: "Please Don't ban me!"

    :mad: Having fun are we? FYI I am heterosexual most of the time and what I do to donkeys is my own business! :ban2:
  42. PirateKing

    Your desire to rep me is all the praise I need. :hatsoff:

    Your desire to rep me is all the praise I need. :hatsoff:
  43. PirateKing

    They're everywhere you look

    We wish. Maybe if penises were the same shape as dollar signs...
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