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  1. TheSpokenWheel

    My Night of Hosting KaraokeXXX (yes I was a *****, hot mess)

    It's ok, I'm tone deaf and I'm a nobody :(
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    We should rename this forum to "4chanFreeones".

    I could be wrong, but I believe 4Chan is an old, old wooden ship.
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    best metal bassist

    also, this:
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    Metal Evolution on Vh1

    Sounds like the Amulet of Talos... Shifty, have you ever tried any kind of Stoner Metal? Obviously don't have to be stoned to fully enjoy it, but the riffs are usually killer. Not the kind of stuff that's going to blow you away with speed, technical-wizardry or *********... More like the kind...
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    Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! (AMA)

    Re: Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! That's just mean and uncalled for :(
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    Does discovery of this 1st Century coffin lid show the final resting place of Jesus?

    Re: Does discovery of this 1st Century coffin lid show the final resting place of Jes Anyone want to know why the human race never makes any real progress towards peace? Assholes like this^. Seriously, why the fuck does everybody have to be defined by what religion they are with you? Or whether...
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    Lacey Black Q&A

    It's fine if you're casually into metal. But once you've delved slightly deeper, you realize that it's nothing more than overrated hard rock.
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    That fateful day would set Matt Cooke on a dastardly path. He'd tasted the cheap shot, and craved it for himself.
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    We should rename this forum to "4chanFreeones".

    Seriously, it was like "The Mist". However, upon seeing VV's fucked up wiener, the gigantic fucked up monsters turned around and sealed up the door behind them. Unfortunately, one of them took a huge **** before it left, which turned out to be Jenkum.
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    This is for my jewish friend jenkum.

    Bad idea... he might "wander"...
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    Hooray! Neo Con warmonger scum Israel firster, Andrew Breitbart dead at 43

    Wow, I feel like such a dick for laughing that hard in a thread like this. Seriously Jenkum, go get fucked, hard. You're an annoying piece of ****, and my reason for saying so has absolutely no political motivation. Fuck you.
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    best metal bassist

    CLIFF BURTON!!!!!...... Is what I would instantly yell if I was an unbearable Metallica fan who thinks that they're just the bee's knees and no body else even comes close. Luckily, I'm not one of those people. I'll go with Troy Sanders from Mastodon. I'm sure you could find "better"...
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    Ideal Girl

    Not a big deal, I smoke too, but not in the overly obsessive 2 packs a day way that alot of people do. I do however go old school and roll my own and smoke hookah pretty regularly though. I don't plan on doing it forever (I'm sure that's what they all say), but I wouldn't rule anyone out purely...
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    This is for my jewish friend jenkum.

    I expected a massive chill pill, but I suppose that'll do the trick.
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    Metal Evolution on Vh1

    The thing about Black Metal is that you can't take it way too seriously, because then you're a rube. Just let the costumes and imagery play into the sound of the music and compliment the vibe. The trick is to pretend it's real, but when your done listening, you still know it was some kind of...
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    Sexiest Lamborghini ever?

    do it. I'd be so psyched if I ever saw a lambo in person. its just the kind of thing that you never see around here. I'm sure alot of people are like "so what, it's a fancy car, I see 'em all the time".... not me.
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    Does discovery of this 1st Century coffin lid show the final resting place of Jesus?

    Re: Does discovery of this 1st Century coffin lid show the final resting place of Jes You guys are all wrong... Jesus' body was brought to Antarctica for burial. However, he was resurrected by a primitive clan of Yeti's who (coincidentally) worshipped him as the physical form of their...
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    Sexiest Lamborghini ever?

    Lucky bastard... I'd be surprised if there was ever a lambo withing 50 miles of where I live...
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    Thanks for the rep. Lauren is smoldering hot.

    Thanks for the rep. Lauren is smoldering hot.
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    We should rename this forum to "4chanFreeones".

    If you're wondering if we also just did that, then the answer is no. I can only speak for myself though.
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    Kaley Cuoco is the hottest mainstream actress?

    Oh yeah. I never really liked the "southern girl" thing, but she pulls it off super-hot on The Walking Dead, without it being all annoying. Love her.
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    I can't speak for Anaheim, but Boston? Really? We couldn't score a powerplay goal to save our lives. Goaltending - Absolutely, but in terms of forwards/defense... I think not. What the B's did have was extremely solid, responsible players at every position. We had a couple of big guns, sure, but...
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    Sexiest Lamborghini ever?

    Not that I don't like Ferraris. The 458 is diabolically gorgeous... although alot of them are mingers (599)
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    Does discovery of this 1st Century coffin lid show the final resting place of Jesus?

    Re: Does discovery of this 1st Century coffin lid show the final resting place of Jes I think I saw one stuck to the back of Roald's head.
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    Hooray! Neo Con warmonger scum Israel firster, Andrew Breitbart dead at 43

    Hooray, some guy I've never heard of who ran a blog died! also, you anti-Israel nonsense in every one of your posts is starting to sound pretty racist.
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    Lacey Black Q&A

    then you haven't heard real music yet... no offense
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    Sexiest Lamborghini ever?

    Pssh... Ferrari's are for small business owners that fancy themselves as a modern playboy, but they're really just a 48 year old dude with no **** and an old man paunch.
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    Does discovery of this 1st Century coffin lid show the final resting place of Jesus?

    Re: Does discovery of this 1st Century coffin lid show the final resting place of Jes wow... Jesus has a less impressive tomb than Gimli's ****** in LoTR
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    What are you listening to right now?

    That cover is making me want to check it out, but I'm having trouble reading it... is it Hordok?
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    Ideal Girl

    wow... please marry me
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    what game are you playing right now?

    Gears and Assassin's Creed: Revelations.
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    Lacey Black Q&A

    My question: Why an ESP Hetfield? Couldn't get your hand's on Zakk's Les? or maybe a nice First Act Custom 9-string?
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    Petra, can u post a pic of yourself? Please.

    you asshole, I had to check to make sure I didn't actually type that.
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    Kaley Cuoco is the hottest mainstream actress?

    No. She's hot, but not super-hot. Plus I fucking **** that show with a satanic passion. Lauren Cohan is way hotter.
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    Petra, can u post a pic of yourself? Please.

    when do we get to see some ********?
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    Anders Grew Up Under a Rock - Help him with internet mems!

    ^not sure how that happened, but very funny, johnny...
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    what game are you playing right now?

    Castle Miner on 360. For a 1$ Minecraft rip off, it really ***** time somehow
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    And I Thought Sam Was From Denver?

    Nothing personal, but do you not see the absurdity in attacking a pornographer for being a pornographer on a pornographic forum that you yourself have amassed over 7k posts on?
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