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  1. PirateKing

    What are you listening to right now?

    Wf0qEXeGCJM
  2. PirateKing

    sex

    Now you're just trying to confuse us.
  3. PirateKing

    Blackbeard's anchor recovered off North Carolina coast

    I was no where near that coast and I have an alibi to prove it. Tell him Icarus. squawk! We'll make a ******* with this anchor! squawk! I don't care how heavy it is, put some muscle into it ya scurvy dogs! squawk! :mad: You bastard!
  4. PirateKing

    Pyramid finally reveals hidden secrets as robot captures images of ancient markings

    Re: Pyramid finally reveals hidden secrets as robot captures images of ancient markin For some reason I read it in the wrong syntax and thought an ancient robot had been discovered in the pyramid. That would have been awesome.... Still interesting stuff though. Who knows, they could find a...
  5. PirateKing

    Parents who 'tried to cure baby's tumour with faith healing' charged with ***** *****

    Re: Parents who 'tried to cure baby's tumour with faith healing' charged with ***** a Good! Stupid cunts...
  6. PirateKing

    What are you listening to right now?

    Zjgdhr5fRUA
  7. PirateKing

    Word Association

    tubular
  8. PirateKing

    The last person to post here WINS!

    Doesn't need to go that far, because I've sealed this thread with my victory.
  9. PirateKing

    muscle milf?

    looks like janet mason
  10. PirateKing

    Are Virgins allowed here

    All virgin's are sacrificed to Petra.
  11. PirateKing

    Who has the best personality?

    Re: What Porn Star Has The Best Personality? Just a lucky guess... By the way, you should water your plants.
  12. PirateKing

    Which porn star do you think I most resemble?

    None of them. You look like an original. How many points did I score with that answer?
  13. PirateKing

    What are you listening to right now?

    f_hMpDFDkzY ztqMmFfpUYg
  14. PirateKing

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? brynn tyler
  15. PirateKing

    Who has the best personality?

    Re: What Porn Star Has The Best Personality? I'm actually curious how Florence Henderson was the first to pop up in your head. Is there a Brady Bunch marathon on?
  16. PirateKing

    Word of advice to the guys here

    Was I....not supposed to do that?
  17. PirateKing

    Mandy Flores

    Just one? I don't mean to put a burden on you, but I buy in bulk. Surely you can churn out 5. Don't hold out on me.
  18. PirateKing

    New OCSM member Green Eyed

    Re: New member Green Eyed Mind if I call you Greeny?
  19. PirateKing

    This Is Me Right Now...

    Willem brought his back-up dancers. Dirk dances for the discovery channel
  20. PirateKing

    Pika-Buu

    Nah man, Piccolo was just caught off guard by how short and feminine supreme kai was.
  21. PirateKing

    Communist pornography

    Jesus Christ, how wrong can you get? Peter was the Klingon. Jesus was a cyborg; little known fact. He was also the greatest Jedi in the land, defeating evil sith lords like Ghenghis Khan and Hitler's great-great grandfather.
  22. PirateKing

    Members: 482,730, Active Members: 37,995

    You called?
  23. PirateKing

    Communist pornography

    Blasphemy! Jesus was a white American capitalist that rode dinosaurs and encouraged villagers to take up arms against the Romans. No cookie for you. Try reading a Texas state textbook sometime ya dumbass.
  24. PirateKing

    Mandy Flores

    I just bought two bottles. It's got so many uses. Use it as an air freshener, or hair product. Thirsty?
  25. PirateKing

    The last person to post here WINS!

    What a surprise, I win again...
  26. PirateKing

    Word Association

    bondage
  27. PirateKing

    Pika-Buu

    My vote goes to Piccolo. It's unfortunate how he becomes less of a power player as the series goes on and the focus is on all the saiyans. He's a badass motha fuckah.
  28. PirateKing

    Communist pornography

    Well you're gonna. Take it away guys! They know who they are...
  29. PirateKing

    Communist pornography

    Don't you wanna learn about the history of communism?
  30. PirateKing

    What are you listening to right now?

    k9IfHDi-2EA
  31. PirateKing

    I'm better looking then Flava Flav.

    In related news, I live healthier than Keith Richards and I'm smarter than Justin Beiber. .... Did I just mention Keith Richards and Justin Beiber in the same sentence? :facepalm:
  32. PirateKing

    I'm Just a Cat and I'm Doing Cat Stuff: Hip hop cat is YouTube hit, b**ches

    For cryin out loud, quit gloating. Honestly, what a narcissist... You think this thread is about you, don't you? Don't you?
  33. PirateKing

    Pika-Buu

    Yeah, but he's always making the job harder. And he can rarely handle the workload he creates. Case in point: he let's cell reach perfection then gets his ass kicked. Then he let's Buu hatch, and of course he get's his ass kicked. That Vegeta...
  34. PirateKing

    Reluctant *****

    Ironically, only his feet can help him....by running.
  35. PirateKing

    Who has the best personality?

    Re: What Porn Star Has The Best Personality? Gotta give a shout out to Miss H.
  36. PirateKing

    I'm Just a Cat and I'm Doing Cat Stuff: Hip hop cat is YouTube hit, b**ches

    It's covered in the video you silly goose.
  37. PirateKing

    Members: 482,730, Active Members: 37,995

    :D The practice was ironically undemocratic in itself.
  38. PirateKing

    Police arrest people at Jefferson Memorial for the following...

    I just don't think I could have any respect for myself if I actually had to collar a person for dancing.
  39. PirateKing

    Communist pornography

    No such thing. That's why the institution collapsed. :2 cents:
  40. PirateKing

    Members: 482,730, Active Members: 37,995

    Haha, look what I started with my little anaolgy... McCarthyism was retarded. /debate
  41. PirateKing

    Facials

    It must be, it came out of his penis.
  42. PirateKing

    Fun things to yell when walking into a crowded room

    Omigod the scorpions got out of the box!
  43. PirateKing

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Gina Jolie
  44. PirateKing

    Charlie Sheen

    It was worth a try...
  45. PirateKing

    Who has the best personality?

    Re: What Porn Star Has The Best Personality? Damn! I should have opted for a snarky comment as well....:facepalm:
  46. PirateKing

    who actually takes this forum seriously?

    You've obviously never come across WTC7waspulled.
  47. PirateKing

    who actually takes this forum seriously?

    And I'm happy to supply most of the dumbassity.
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