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and thank you for the link to an image that doesn't exist!

No, he's still gotta stop off at 7-11 in his Enzo for some Schlitz. No Schlitz makes Petra angry.

Dropkick Murphy's - "Nobody's Hero"

Conan>Colbert>Stewart>Ferguson>Kimmel>Letterman>Leno>>>>>>>>>>>>Fallon

Do you have to share it with your little *******? If you just let him use it out of the kindness of your heart then I'd tell him that if he starts snooping around then he can start looking for a new computer to use.

Good. Its "**** can't read good now because television exists"

Your *** is not Jackie Chan. The end.

I think the above posts (and I tend to agree with them) make it fairly clear that no one is interested.

Ewww..... Used Porn. How can you sexually climax knowing that STDiva was doing so with that exact copy only weeks before?

No. No it doesn't. And I'm pretty sure you're making those other ones up.

All better.

i don't know what flcl is

I gotta figure the women didn't really have high hopes in the first place.

I've got guitars and sharpened hockey sticks.

I would instantly like you 1000000x more if your *** actually was Jackie Chan.

Me too. I'm actually kinda dissapointed

Re: Who made you cum today? Cassie Courtland

Part Chinese, Part Filipino... Mostly just a liar though

Rooting for the Devils, mostly because I'm so fucking sick of hearing about the Kings. My friend is a total bandwagoner (once the the Bruins are eliminated) and he hasn't shut the fuck up about the Kings since the start of the 2nd round. Its driving me crazy. Plus, I like more players on the...

no idea what the video is about

Welcome to America, Roald.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-******-miami_n_1548359.html There's surveillance footage on this one, but you won't see much except the cops walking around in the aftermath...

Yup, it's where I buy my delicious smut. And what do you mean "used to"?

It seems like it would be really awkward if a girlfriend found them. They're either going to think that you bought it for them, or that you've been secretly wearing women's underwear. The "They used to belong to a pornstar, I paid an exorbitant amount of money for them" excuse is only going to...

I never understood the Chinese Character tattoo. So you want "Soul" or "Peace" tattooed on you. Why does it need to be in Chinese? If you had Chinese ancestry or something, then it would make sense, but 99 times out of 100 its a 22 year old white girl that just wants a tattoo for no reason.

Kalas - "Things Done And Undone"

http://www.adultdvdempire.com/porn-movies.html Bang. Buy DVDs and watch them on your laptop whenever you want. Then you can just surf if you wanna watch something new, but you've always got "backup".

If I ever decide to go on a ******* spree, I'm going to tell the jury that I both got the idea from and honed my skills by watching 24 hour cable news.

There isn't anything I could do to you that could possibly be worse than what you're doing to yourself.

No idea. I can't imagine myself as a vegetarian. But grilled onions are pretty awesome.

I think the better question is why are human penises so similar to tubular cased meat products?

10/10

PJ Harvey - "A Beautiful Feeling"

I've been playing Black Ops campaign. Getting some achievements I'd missed.

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Your tone was one that practically screamed "I am as ignorant as I'm making out an entire country out to be".

Wish I could Rep :(

Pac-man. Every fight he and Mayweather have until they fight each other is pretty much a joke.

Welcome to our modest forum of creeps ;)

the only way this is better is if her wears the Zissou hat

Thanks for the Alexis Texas rep. That butt gets me every time. :)

thanks for the Electric Wizard rep in that asshole's thread about me :D

Is that you, my ****** in the 1990's?

Slayer - "World Painted *****"

I don't much care for your tone.