This is clearly not the worst song ever written, it is mindless pop aimed at the youth audience. Yes its rubbish to 'grown up' audiences but hardly merits the title of worst song ever written. That title belongs to anything by U2, REM or Coldplay. Mindless dirges for middle aged white guys who...
The reason was that it was about a white man who ends up siding with the Japanese against his own countrymen during the last days of the Samurai. I would have thought that was obvious?
Anyway, on with the game. . .
The Man From Hong Kong