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Re: Who made you cum today? Adrianna Luna

I know. :elaugh:

I gotta hand it to you Gloyster, you're on a whole different plane of reality.

Saying that he's the most appealing of all the current contenders still isn't saying much.

That victory dance was oh so premature. Do you feel foolish? You should. 5FW-ynFHUBE

Re: Green Mile actor Percy Wetmore marries aspiring country music singer 16, in Las V

Re: Green Mile actor Percy Wetmore marries aspiring country music singer 16, in Las V Atrocious...... I mean her singing of course. That was just god awful, my ears are actually ******** profusely.

Why so serious? :clown:

That's hot.

Are we rewinding now? Hearing :D

wut? o_0

Yes! A gold star for Ulysses.

Dude, come on now... I hope you aren't planning on making a long-term commitment to this woman because that would be a mistake. She's got your balls in her grip, and not in a good way. Sporty carr! Where you been? Don't think I forgot about you, ya bastard. :D

I think Banana Splitter is more fitting.

No, just the mod implodes.

Re: Jackass star Ryan Dunn ****** in 'high-speed' crash as Porsche explodes into fire Ironic. RIP

Dirk is the man you want to ask. I've seen the man fit a summer squash up his bum like it was a catheter. I myself never made it past a carrot.

Nice poetry. When does the book come out? I can't wait to not read it. :D

Challenge yourself L3ggy. I think the footsteps are Dirk's, and the spotlight represents the scrutiny of society or his parent's. Whatever. His self-realization lies at the end of the room. STDiva is running away from some truth. What could it be?...

Anyone care to analyze the meaning of this *****?

Chris Wallace knows how to irritate people. Still, Stewart hardly lost his cool.

And may I say, the name change suits you sir. :clap:

Kudos sir. :1orglaugh

Spitting is just a refined way of slobbering.

At least it doesn't fail as hard as the porn star that named herself Try me. :facepalm:

ME? No, PK.

Now I'm sure you're a subsidiary for Kindle. I'm onto you mister.

That's a peculiar number and I'm curious to know how you arrived at it. Before that though, tell me about the relationship between you and mrtrebus. I'm intrigued. :D

What a copycat. Elizabeth Taylor married gay guys before it was trendy.

How awesome though?

:):o:(:D:mad:

You're imagining things- Enough about me though, let's talk about you.

Nan desu ka?

There will be no Spanish speak in this establishment. :nono:

Perceptions vary. One man's nightmare is another man's wank fest. It's Event Horizon btw.

Why what happened on sunday? edit: oh right of course, ******'s day...I was uh, just kidding of course. :shy: We have a good relationship and I'm definitely not resentful. No siree. What?

I don't blame him, I've been breastfeeding from his ****** since I was 15. Hehehe.... Deflecting again, right? Fine. The answer is no. My ****** on the other hand...

I think that was the subtext.

She was okay I suppose.

I spared you the details. Anyways, nothing like a good nightmare to make you appreciate reality. Yes, but did they massacre you?

Arg!! Arrrg! It be swell! I be sailin' on a sea of *** and dinin' on fine pirate wenches! You know, pirate stuff! :cussing: Arrrrrg! Happy now? :D

It's okay I suppose. How's life in as an orange cat?

Yes, I was married with two creepy ****. We're having dinner at the table; me, the wife, the weird ****, and some old lady. All of the sudden they all gang up on me, tie me to the table and gradually cut off...parts of me. *shudders* I don't want to talk about it.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sarcasm http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/hyperbole

I know their characters were supposed to die, but does anyone else think the show suffers from Sean Bean and Mark Addy's leave? Kudos to the actor who plays Joffrey, he couldn't make me despise him more.

hehe, thanks :D Glad you approve of the smilies

jbs is right to wag his finger at you. I am the true winner.

I'll get physical by myself, thank you very much...

lol. Yeah, why the second job? The guy is surely a millionaire now and should be retired. He's a male porn star after all, those guys make big bank from having a big dick and being able to pump a girl for however long it takes to shoot a half-hour scene. I'm sure it's just a hobby, or social...