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  1. Elwood70

    latina babe beautiful ID PLEASE

    I like the logo they used to cover the nipple.:D
  2. Elwood70

    Polanski

    It's not her call to make.
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    Women who can't make up their mind.

    Maybe you just need some new material....nothing worse than beating a joke to death.
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    Does anyone else despise Nancy Grace as much as I do?

    Not a damn thing without the *** to go with the bullet...:D.
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    motivational posters

    Agreed....how is it that those are still up?
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    Worst Professional Sports Franchise

    I can-and will- say the exact same thing about Peter Angelos in regards to the Baltimore Orioles.He's done everything in his power to destroy the Oriole Way.As previously mentioned, the last winning season the Orioles had was in '97,and if it wasn't for Peters' massive ego,that would've been...
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    Women are Screwy

    Because.....
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    Racism in Porn

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: That **** was funny.....
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    I was arrested for DUI

    MD still has that one,too......I once knew a guy that got a BWI.
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    Look carefully at the background ;)

    I'm suddenly hearing that music from Jaws...
  11. Elwood70

    I was arrested for DUI

    1.-Yet 2.-Not an issue anymore.If I'm going to *****,I don't drive...simple.
  12. Elwood70

    I was arrested for DUI

    1.-The limit is .08 2-They are.
  13. Elwood70

    I was arrested for DUI

    I don't know,it must be in the wording of the law in MD,but if you're ***** in this state,don't get behind the wheel for any reason.
  14. Elwood70

    I was arrested for DUI

    ..and if a cop happens to come upon you ******** or waiting it off in your parked car,what'll happen? You'll still get a DWI,at least in Maryland.
  15. Elwood70

    Cuckolds WTF?

    I'm glad you said "husband",because he sure as **** isn't a man.
  16. Elwood70

    Thank you.

    Depends on if it's a sincere expression of thanks,which it rarely is.
  17. Elwood70

    Audrey Bitoni

    Wow....they really jump right at you there....
  18. Elwood70

    100 Greatest Guitarists of All Time

    So was Les Paul,but he's not there,either. How soon they forget.
  19. Elwood70

    you really don't wanna **** her off

    Taking PMS to a whole new level.
  20. Elwood70

    Who is in your avatar?

    Keith Richards-The Human Riff
  21. Elwood70

    Im gonna tell *****

    I would've done the same thing......for starters.
  22. Elwood70

    RIP Mary Travers

    That post sums it up perfectly Jagger.......it seems to me that the only ones who want to go back to the '60s are the ones that weren't born in time to see them first-hand. RIP Mary,you will be missed....and always remembered.
  23. Elwood70

    Henry Gibson passes

    "Mr.Blues is gonna fuck up.....and when he does,he better pray the police get to him before we do." :cool: RIP,Henry...you brought a lot of happiness into peoples' lives....and because of DVD,you always will.
  24. Elwood70

    top 25 movies of all time, interesting list

    ...but it's still not better than GoodFellas:D
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    Favorite Quotes

    "I tend to take people as face value,until they fuck up." -Keith Richards
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    The importance of the face (now with poll)

    Fuck...I clicked the wrong choice in the poll.....I meant this one: It's very important ,it's the very first thing I look at.......almost.
  27. Elwood70

    Is Abstinence Unrealistic?

    I don't know about it being unrealistic,but I definitely think it's unnatural.
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    Favorite Quotes

    "If you were to give Rock and Roll another name,you might call it Chuck Berry" -John Lennon
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    6 New Personality Disorders Caused by the Internet

    I agree with this completely.A spelling or grammar error here and there is one thingbut when it gets to the point where a sentence needs to be damn near de-coded,that's a problem. I will admit to being a "Movie Quote ****"....if someone quotes a line from (what's supposed to be) one of their...
  30. Elwood70

    Busty natural

    I think that's Lisa Sparxxx
  31. Elwood70

    Has Aria Giovanni ever done hc?

    No....thank God.
  32. Elwood70

    15 year old shoots himself in the PENIS.

    I've heard of busting a nut,but Jesus.....
  33. Elwood70

    15 year old shoots himself in the PENIS.

    "*** control laws" wouldn't fix that.
  34. Elwood70

    What pornstar do you share a birthday with??

    Re: Who do share your Birthday with?? Guess I'll find out tomorrow......:D
  35. Elwood70

    Atomic Hot Wedgie!:-)))

    Does that hurt a girl as much as it does guys? Somehow,I doubt it....
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    What do you do to take care of a hangover?

    Never get one.......don't stop ********.
  37. Elwood70

    Have you ever fought your ***?

    No,but he once threw me around like it was nothing,until I stopped him with a look and one spoken sentence.
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    Who here finds her lips attractive?!

    Aflac!!!!
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    You will be AMAZED!

    ...because I've seen it a million times.....and I just felt like it.:D
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    You will be AMAZED!

    Yes it can be explained....it's 'shopped.....
  41. Elwood70

    who's the best criminal portrayed by Robert DeNiro???

    It was a glorious time,and wiseguys were all over the place. It was before Appalachian,and before Crazy Joe decided to take on a boss and start a war. It was when I met the world It was when I first met Jimmy Conway..... He couldn't have been more than 28 or 29 at the time, but he was already a...
  42. Elwood70

    What are you listening to right now?

    Howard Stern
  43. Elwood70

    15 Yr. old *** Cries *****!

    Damn,he could make a shitload of cash in horror movies.....somebody call Rob Zombie...
  44. Elwood70

    Carreeepy, and sort of hot anime

    No,it's just creepy.
  45. Elwood70

    Server is too busy?

    Running great here....
  46. Elwood70

    how rare is it to get a handjob or oral sex form a female nurse or doctor?

    I'll believe it when I see it. Firsthand....so to speak.
  47. Elwood70

    Babes in Sunglasses

    Damn,doesn't anyone wear cool shades anymore? The women are nice (for the most part) but the glasses....what the fuck?
  48. Elwood70

    Real-Life Hatfields and McCoys?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatfields_and_McCoys
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