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I'll stick with the gyroscope, thank you very much.

....What? He's entertaining.

Me too! High five bro.

Try it. You'll find yourself waking up at the downtown bus stop with no pants and no recollection of the last 24 hours.

That would spoil the fun in forming our own conclusions.

Gloyster is more of an eccentric troll. One that I respect in a twisted way.

Re: Who made you cum today? penelope piper

Going by my standards, those women are supermodels.

He probably wanted more mayo on his burger.

Poured whole bottle of draino down my shower drain and the fucker's still clogged!

Nah. I think everyone who maxed has a small difference in the hundreds.

Trolls? Where?! they're fodder.

How dare they not acknowledge your existence!

Jada Stevens

Ironically he wasn't talking ****. Ugh, that was lame. I'm pretty tired so I'm off my game. I'll come back later.

Nah, the world's too overpopulated. These are necessary evils.

Yo ****.

I believe my existence has impacted the world significantly, not because I've done anything outstanding but simply due to the butterfly affect. I may have already done something or possibly will do something that continues the chain of events that leads to something monumental. I'm satisfied...

ehehehe...cool.

We're being nostalgic. Quit ruining the moment you fuddy duddy.

I don't even like golf. Why am I here?

The last joke was a bit contrived and lame but overall it was amusing. It's nice to see Ford showing some energy though. The man is usually so lethargic.

What's a well balanced and successful man like you doing on this forum Jagger? And yes, that was a come on.

These guys were true bros. The Mercedes symbolized their eternal friendship. Brings a tear to my eye.

Best. Commercial. Ever.

We all knew it. You don't need to wear that kind of costume to fight the bad guys. It's obviously for the S&M orgies he attends afterwards. All the superheros assemble and tie each other up then go all out with studded paddles. Look, here's proof. A picture taken at one of those orgies.

lol you remember threads from 2009.

I could have both if I wanted to. ....In my dreams.

Re: New Smilies :zombie: LwUiiSWZXV8

Poor sexy reporter girl. I'll bet she got a little teary after getting schooled. I should have been there to console her at her most vulnerable moment. ..With my penis.

Because granny porn is hot. There's nothing hotter than a woman's saggy elongated tits slapping against her knees as she walks. Don't tell me you don't get excited when they pull out their dentures before going down on the guy.

Such despair.

Since I already posted my brilliant quip in the other one I feel I must point out this is a repost. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=532264

That's a little too extreme and strange for my tastes.... ....NOT!!! :rubbel:

Wut?

dJWoOiiewI0

Re: Female babysitter, 20, 'got ***** and had sex with 14-year-old she was looking af Come on now. The dude's 14 and he still needs a babysitter? And on top of that the babysitter is a hot chick? Parents shoulda seen it coming. I've been babysitting myself since I was 12, which apparently was...

Priceless moment right there.

Well isn't that just handy dandy.

What does that remind me of?..... :surprise: Repress! Repress!

Barbara Walters. No, seriously. Barbara Walters.

Because anal is guaranteed.

Crayfish are tasty. What's the problem you drama queens? It's not like she's kissing a monkey's anus.

Hur hur hur... What a gyp! I demand tits!

Not to women.

Business cat means business.

That's not a monkey, it's a pimpanzee.

Does she come with the underwear?

I'm injured too, can I hop on. Wait, it's not an ambulance though. Time to go to plan B. This is a car-jacking.

If they weren't the kind of markers you smell they certainly are now.