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  1. PirateKing

    From LA to NY in 12 minutes

    I'll stick with the gyroscope, thank you very much.
  2. PirateKing

    What would you do if you caught me....

    ....What? He's entertaining.
  3. PirateKing

    What would you do if you caught me....

    Try it. You'll find yourself waking up at the downtown bus stop with no pants and no recollection of the last 24 hours.
  4. PirateKing

    Gloyster and Revamp?

    That would spoil the fun in forming our own conclusions.
  5. PirateKing

    Gloyster and Revamp?

    Gloyster is more of an eccentric troll. One that I respect in a twisted way.
  6. PirateKing

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? penelope piper
  7. PirateKing

    I present you guys a challenge, post a picture of an average looking female

    Going by my standards, those women are supermodels.
  8. PirateKing

    Man Arrested for Squeezing Pimples in McDONALDS...

    He probably wanted more mayo on his burger.
  9. PirateKing

    What pisses you off?

    Poured whole bottle of draino down my shower drain and the fucker's still clogged!
  10. PirateKing

    Nah. I think everyone who maxed has a small difference in the hundreds.

    Nah. I think everyone who maxed has a small difference in the hundreds.
  11. PirateKing

    Feeding the Trolls

    Trolls? Where?! they're fodder.
  12. PirateKing

    Pornstars who dont reply on twitter

    How dare they not acknowledge your existence!
  13. PirateKing

    Facials

    Jada Stevens
  14. PirateKing

    Suicide by toilet paper

    Ironically he wasn't talking ****. Ugh, that was lame. I'm pretty tired so I'm off my game. I'll come back later.
  15. PirateKing

    The real threat to America

    Nah, the world's too overpopulated. These are necessary evils.
  16. PirateKing

    Is Your Life Worthless?

    I believe my existence has impacted the world significantly, not because I've done anything outstanding but simply due to the butterfly affect. I may have already done something or possibly will do something that continues the chain of events that leads to something monumental. I'm satisfied...
  17. PirateKing

    Beavis & Butthead Are Back

    ehehehe...cool.
  18. PirateKing

    Double Knock-Out..(just like they drew it up)...

    We're being nostalgic. Quit ruining the moment you fuddy duddy.
  19. PirateKing

    Do You Still Cheer For Tiger?

    I don't even like golf. Why am I here?
  20. PirateKing

    Harrison Ford still hasn't forgiven Chewbacca

    The last joke was a bit contrived and lame but overall it was amusing. It's nice to see Ford showing some energy though. The man is usually so lethargic.
  21. PirateKing

    Marriage: Is It Obsolete?

    What's a well balanced and successful man like you doing on this forum Jagger? And yes, that was a come on.
  22. PirateKing

    Steelers coach sells Mercedes to team cafeteria worker for $20

    These guys were true bros. The Mercedes symbolized their eternal friendship. Brings a tear to my eye.
  23. PirateKing

    ****** Skittles Commercial...

    Best. Commercial. Ever.
  24. PirateKing

    Wolverine is gay.

    We all knew it. You don't need to wear that kind of costume to fight the bad guys. It's obviously for the S&M orgies he attends afterwards. All the superheros assemble and tie each other up then go all out with studded paddles. Look, here's proof. A picture taken at one of those orgies.
  25. PirateKing

    To get married

    lol you remember threads from 2009.
  26. PirateKing

    Rachel Roxxx or Rachel Starr

    I could have both if I wanted to. ....In my dreams.
  27. PirateKing

    Smilies

    Re: New Smilies :zombie: LwUiiSWZXV8
  28. PirateKing

    Matt Damon defends teachers.

    Poor sexy reporter girl. I'll bet she got a little teary after getting schooled. I should have been there to console her at her most vulnerable moment. ..With my penis.
  29. PirateKing

    US charges 72 over 'nightmare' ***** porn network

    Because granny porn is hot. There's nothing hotter than a woman's saggy elongated tits slapping against her knees as she walks. Don't tell me you don't get excited when they pull out their dentures before going down on the guy.
  30. PirateKing

    US Debt Predictions for Aug. 2.

    Such despair.
  31. PirateKing

    Hail to the chimp !

    Since I already posted my brilliant quip in the other one I feel I must point out this is a repost. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=532264
  32. PirateKing

    BangBros gone bad ?!

    That's a little too extreme and strange for my tastes.... ....NOT!!! :rubbel:
  33. PirateKing

    What are you listening to right now?

    dJWoOiiewI0
  34. PirateKing

    Female babysitter, 20, 'got ***** and had sex with 14-year-old she was looking after

    Re: Female babysitter, 20, 'got ***** and had sex with 14-year-old she was looking af Come on now. The dude's 14 and he still needs a babysitter? And on top of that the babysitter is a hot chick? Parents shoulda seen it coming. I've been babysitting myself since I was 12, which apparently was...
  35. PirateKing

    Double Knock-Out..(just like they drew it up)...

    Priceless moment right there.
  36. PirateKing

    Steelers coach sells Mercedes to team cafeteria worker for $20

    Well isn't that just handy dandy.
  37. PirateKing

    Fall ****** at Shifty's house

    What does that remind me of?..... :surprise: Repress! Repress!
  38. PirateKing

    Which "mainstream" actress would U want a blowjob from?

    Barbara Walters. No, seriously. Barbara Walters.
  39. PirateKing

    Trannys--what's the appeal?

    Because anal is guaranteed.
  40. PirateKing

    Freakiest kiss ever!!!

    Crayfish are tasty. What's the problem you drama queens? It's not like she's kissing a monkey's anus.
  41. PirateKing

    new air bag

    Hur hur hur... What a gyp! I demand tits!
  42. PirateKing

    Marriage: Is It Obsolete?

    Not to women.
  43. PirateKing

    Stare Out

    Business cat means business.
  44. PirateKing

    Even Monkeys have more luck than me

    That's not a monkey, it's a pimpanzee.
  45. PirateKing

    Fart with confidence!

    Does she come with the underwear?
  46. PirateKing

    Ambulance Chasers Crony?

    I'm injured too, can I hop on. Wait, it's not an ambulance though. Time to go to plan B. This is a car-jacking.
  47. PirateKing

    Petra got me this new great pencil holder

    If they weren't the kind of markers you smell they certainly are now.
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