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  1. Elwood70

    Random Statement Thread II

    If it wasn't for my *****,I would've never spent that year in college.
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    Why does US of A civilians call crisps chips?

    Why the fuck not? Jesus,can you guys **** America any more?
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    Where Have All the [MLB] Fans Gone?

    1.-Lower the fucking prices 2.-Put a team on the field that can actually win the fuckin' game.
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    What are the worst areas of your city?

    Baltimore,Maryland. That's all I need to say.
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    Thunderstorms

    Weather forecast is calling for them tonight..........I can't wait.
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    Foods that are like sex in your mouth

    Tuna.... Wait,what?
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    Do you smoke ? And what do you smoke ?

    Yes. Marlboro Reds.
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    25th Anniversary of ****** ******** pictorial!

    Fuck that noise,I want to read the Mick Jagger interview...
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    The do most US of A citizens drive cars with 4L engines thread

    :1orglaugh ...x2 .:thumbsup: :cool:
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    The do most US of A citizens drive cars with 4L engines thread

    My next car is going to have a 7.2L :D (That's 440 cubic inch for us Americans.:cool: )
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    That little fuc...sorry...my bad

    Fuck that noise,man.
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    15 Safest and 15 Most Dangerous States (2010)

    My state is 8th most dangerous!? Sweet!!!! #2 in Robbery and Homicide...higher than Delaware and Florida.. and the 13th most dangerous city.... :1orglaugh
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    Anyone else **** Kate Gosselin?

    If you say so....:rolleyes: :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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    Anyone else **** Kate Gosselin?

    If he's not working,where's he getting all this money to "blow on himself"? That money should go to the ****. Where'd all the money from the TV show go? Don't bullshit yourself,those **** aren't the only reason she's on TV.
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    Americans are NOT stupid!........ I promise!

    I wonder how many people answered correctly before they were able to find ones that didn't? ....and I though no one was supposed to judge?
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    Anyone else **** Kate Gosselin?

    Funny,she never mentioned her ****.There's lots of ways to make "enough money" without television,and whether or not her husband took off,he's still liable for ***** support.Lat I checked-not that I give enough of a **** to care about her-they were still raising the ****,not just her.
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    Anyone else **** Kate Gosselin?

    I heard an interview clip where she said that she wanted to do "Dancing With The Stars" to show that she could "take on challenges",and "not back down".(Or words to that effect.) Here's a thought, idiot:How about "taking on the challenge" of raising your fuckin' ****?
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    >>> Miss FreeOnes Survey - Please take a minute to give us feedback!

    I did it when Nina Mercedez posted the link to it on Twitter. :cool:
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    The Best Factory Job In The World

    Or,maybe they were just homesick?
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    Kate Gosselin - Hot or not?

    Not. I heard her say that she wanted to do "Dancing With The Stars" to show that she could "take on challenges",and "not back down".(Or words to that effect.) Here's a thought, idiot:How about "taking on the challenge" of raising your fuckin' ****?
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    Deepak Chopra caused the earthquake?

    :D I don't think he'd make it that far...
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    Deepak Chopra caused the earthquake?

    Oh okay,thanks for the clarification. I'd like to see that myself,there's nothing quite like seeing someones' reaction to a called bluff. ...especially if it involves the phrase "tried in Mexico"
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    Deepak Chopra caused the earthquake?

    Didn't two people die also? He's confessing to a crime....charge him.Negligent homicide,destruction of property,etc.
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    A girl, a guy, and a strapon... Be honest with yourselves

    Honestly.......hell,no.
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    Escorts

    Yeah,if a black eye could **** you....
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    Is Carmella Bing obese/fat/over-weighted ?

    Fuck no!!! Next question?
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    Ohio high school: Notre Dame recruit died in Fla.

    The calendar is moot,now it's officially Spring.
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    How do YOU enter the shower?

    It's already hot when I turn it on. I heat it up by staring the shower head down.
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    Beautiful eyes

    Re: women with beautiful eyes As long as it's not overdone,yes I like it,but that isn't the point I was making,which was the fact that what makes the majority of the pictures noteworthy is the way that their eyes are made up.....not the eyes themselves.
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    Would you get a tattoo of a girl?

    Would I? No. I already have one. It's not of anyone specific,though.The way I look at it is this:Of all the things that will change in my life as far as personal tastes goes,the one that won't is the fact that I will always love women,so it's no big deal.It's not too big,either,it's basically...
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    Florida Doc's sign warns off Obama voters

    ...and as the Americans say,fuck off Doc.
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    Beautiful eyes

    Re: women with beautiful eyes Most of the entries should be "beautiful eye makeup"
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    Scott Roeder Convicted of ****** of Dr. George Tiller (who performed abortions)

    I didn't wipe anyone out...that **** happened long before any of my bloodline ever got here.
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    South Park or ****** Guy?

    South Park never disappoints....
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    Wish to be a young black man

    :1orglaugh :1orglaugh "This will never work..." "What's the matter,you afraid it won't come off?" More bullshit. I get nervous whenever I see cops,and I get followed around stores all the time...and I'm white.It's not just the skin,it's the whole package.
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    Post a random song lyric

    Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields Sold in the market down in New Orleans Scarred old slaver knows he's doing alright Hear him whip the women just around midnight Brown sugar how come you taste so good Brown sugar just like a young girl should- ah hum oh.. Woo! Drums beating, cold...
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    Beautiful eyes

    Re: women with beautiful eyes I did...do I seem like that much of a fuckin' idiot? Apparently so...
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    Beautiful eyes

    Re: women with beautiful eyes "Zoom in"? The pic is the size of a postage stamp.....
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    ID this MILF she is Thick but very sexy!

    Damn,I used to have one just like that. ...the sofa,that is.
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    Bumping Old Threads

    I think a compromise can be reached: Don't delete old threads,for reasons already mentioned,but don't allow them to be continuously bumped,either. Just close them,and create a section for them.After a certain period of no worthy replies,move them to the archive.Obviously,some of them can be...
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    Tiger Woods vs Jesse James

    I'm not exactly sure what the question is,so I'll try to cover all the bases: Who's the worst offender for cheating? -Tiger,just by the sheer numbers Who will be remembered for their (professional) achievements in their respective fields? -Close call in my opinion,I'll have to (begrudgingly)...
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    Julia Ann

    This is just my opinion,but I think she looks better now.
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    Legendary Actor Dennis Hopper Reportedly On His Death Bed.

    Time will tell..... This we can agree on:Your cat and Dennis Hopper actually exist(ed).....
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    Legendary Actor Dennis Hopper Reportedly On His Death Bed.

    You know,"Legendary" seems to be the latest word to completely lose it's meaning due to overuse,to the point that the youth of the future will have no concept of what it really means. When that happens,I will gladly inform them of the life,work and career of Dennis Hopper. Truly a legendary man.
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    I want a pornstar to fuck my wife...

    +1......
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    5 Little Questions - Member? You Member Edition - with a Bonus Q

    I liked these questions so much,I'm going to answer them again... 1) What *********, alive or dead, would you have a **** with and why? Denis Leary,because I think he's a kindred spirit 2) If loving you is wrong, what's the right answer? Love me anyway,you don't always have to do what's right...
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    Posts on Wikipedia

    Who's "we"? Yes,we do. The parents however....
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