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    Funny Gifs

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    What pisses you off?

    Some **** stain is revving his loud ass engine outside my window.
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    Have you ever been caught wanking?

    Cool story bro.
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    Please, PLEASE explain this photo

    Waste of chicken man. Fry that ****.
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Facials

    Well.....okay. :D http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/8768296-medium.html http://www.turboimagehost.com/p/6357691/1299720760345.gif.html http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/8767964-medium.html
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    Porn movie pirates, beware: You may be sued

    I'm a pirate who enjoys porn. Do I have reason to worry?
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Dominno :iloveyou: Dani woodward
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    Ah so you agree :D [IMG]

    Ah so you agree :D [IMG]
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Michelle wild
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    So Much Tension Around Here Lately

    You know what this board needs? Moar gay.
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    Obama Without a Teleprompter!

    Looks like the 2012 smear campaign has started on freeones. That would be the only reason why the OP has decided to bring up the old teleprompter business and brandish this little montage of ***** gaffes. :*****: Wouldn't be surprised if Bachmann and the other GOP'ers ran with this too. I think...
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Dirk ruins another intimate moment

    Lurked a little too close that time Dirky :facepalm: http://efukt.com/20909_Sex_On_The_Beach_FAIL.html Dig the bathing suit though
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    Would You Date or Marry A Porn Star?

    You have an impeccable response rate to the mention of your name. :1orglaugh Anyway, every now and then I become smitten with a certain porn star who seems to have a fun and nice personality. I'm not the marrying type but I could see myself having a friends with benefits relationship with several.
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    Freeze!

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    Freeze!

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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  24. PirateKing

    What pisses you off?

    Having to roll up my windows because the dickhead truck driver in front of me is billowing noxious diesel fumes.
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    Funny Gifs

    Re: Collection of funny GIFs edit: nvmnd Frans gifs aint showin. @ahkil wish I knew
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Bella Reese
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    Xbox addict 'dies from ***** clot'

    Another death exploited to further some lame crusade....
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    What pisses you off?

    I'm sensing some hostility here....
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    Freeze!

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    What pisses you off?

    Having a good deed come back and bite me in the ass. I tired of being generous, it just doesn't work.
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    Why I'm Not Voting (and neither should you)

    Oh? What's your platform?
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs ^ Black Angelica
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    Facials

    :( I guess I should stop posting... One more though: Last one.
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    This Is Me Right Now...

    Walk without rhythm, and it won't attract the worm. When Christopher Walken starts dancing you better dance too bitches!
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    What pisses you off?

    Fixed.
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    Can't figure out...

    I thought it was because jerking off improves your looks. At least that's what I'd like to think.
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    Michele Bachmann Fears Soviet Union

    I suppose she'll be moving to Alaska too so that she can keep an eye on them from her house.
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    Funny Gifs

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    What are you listening to right now?

    :goodpost: -yu50mYL5mo nMExTgDFfRQ&feature=fvst
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    What movie heroines would you like to bang?

    I realized that too but I figured there could have been a straight to video Xena movie, so I put her name anyway. Also forgot to mention Zhang Ziyi as *insert martial artist role here*
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    Would you fuck Aged women who were Stars?

    Did someone already say Betty white? I think that accurately assesses my perspective as well. Jane Seymour is looking good too.
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    I'm hooked!!

    Theres also the obvious like Ember Reigns, Got Gisele, ect. I've also been lurking at MFC a lot recently because I have no life. I recently just discovered Austin White (aka myaustinwhite) :drool2: There's a couple I like just because they play background music that I love. I don't stick...
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    What movie heroines would you like to bang?

    Only the first two on the list were technically heroines. Also I'm pretty sure Rhona Mitra didn't do anything in Hollow Man except get *****. You coulda just said Rhona Mitra from Doomsday or Underworld but whatever. >_> Lucy Lawless in Xena (honestly, no mention of her?) Sarah conner in T2...
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    Roald Pumping Gas!

    The sexual innuendo is strong with this one.
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? You came on your phone?
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