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  1. Elwood70

    Nina Mercedez

    Sorry,my mistake....you were already there...:cool:
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    Adult models in the same league as Nikki Nova and Got Gisele?

    Dammit,dammit,dammit....I gotta stop skimming threads. ...or stop ********. As much as I love Aria Giovanni-and I do-Nikki wins (by the thinnest of hairs) because she posted a picture especially for me in a thread. Even if Aria ever did show up here;I'd never believe it was her.
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    Does anyone know any methods for removing human semen from velour?

    Only human semen? As opposed to what? Never mind....
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    What's the Worst Thing a Guy Can Call a Girl?

    I've actually done that.....because she asked me to. IMO,the worst thing you can call a woman is worthless.
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    DP - the japanese way..

    One of the greatest ever.The versions of "Highway Star" and "Smoke On The Water" absolutely blow away the studio versions. Hearing "Smoke" on the radio makes me cringe....unless it's the live version from that album.Then; I'll damn near blow the speakers.
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    A HUGE Thank you from Mariah Milano!

    Congratufuckin'lations,Mariah!!!! That place still exists? ....or is that the joke?
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    Adult models in the same league as Nikki Nova and Got Gisele?

    No one. Nikki Nova is in a league of her own.
  8. Elwood70

    Do you like Valentine's Day?

    It's a great example of how the masses can be manipulated by marketing.
  9. Elwood70

    Do you like Valentine's Day?

    Never occurred to me. :D Both are the result of a racket and can result in a massacre.:cool:
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    Physician: McDonald's McNuggets Only 50% Real Chicken

    Damn;I got lunch from Wendy's today......I guess I should worry.
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    Post a random song lyric

    As I was goin' over the Cork and Kerry mountains I saw Captain Farrell, his money he was countin' I first produced my ****** and then produced my rapier I said stand and deliver or the devil he may take ya I took all of his money and it was a pretty penny I took all of his money and I brought...
  12. Elwood70

    Bree Olson and Charlie Sheen?

    Yes. He may-or may not-be a prick in real life;but no one can realistically deny that he's a good actor. Questions? Watch Platoon
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    Best wishes to Kimora Klein, car accident

    I'd love to hear the explanation for that.....
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    Bree Olson and Charlie Sheen?

    Every movie Tom Cruise ever made would have been better with Charlie Sheen playing Toms' part. There,I said it..... ......and before anyone asks,yes I'm sober.
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    Facebook shutting down March 15 (or April 1) .

    Just for the record; I did. :cool: :D
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    Facebook shutting down March 15 (or April 1) .

    You know what's really funny? No one noticed that the story originated from the Weekly World News....a tabloid which makes the National Enquirer look like the New York Times.
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    Nina Mercedez

    Nice..............................
  18. Elwood70

    Gianna Michaels / Gianna Micheal / Gianna Rossi / Gianna Nelson / FTV Becky

    Re: Gianna Michaels / Micheals She's 5"11"? Oh. My. God.
  19. Elwood70

    What is wrong with white American men??

    I did read the title,and it was surely implied. Nice backtrack.:rolleyes:
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    Best wishes to Kimora Klein, car accident

    Damn...best wishes and brightest blessings for a speedy recovery.
  21. Elwood70

    Why do assassins have three names?

    Oswald didn't **** Kennedy.
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    What is wrong with white American men??

    Um,yes you were. If you weren't, you would have titled the thread "What is wrong with some white American men??" But you didn't Nice try. :rolleyes:
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    Does Scatman Crothers Know A Type Of Porn Was Named After Him?

    His name comes from the style of singing,not ****.
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    Yes!!! Much better!!!

    Yes!!! Much better!!!
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    Ha!!! No,that wouldn't work.....it's got to be a female.

    Ha!!! No,that wouldn't work.....it's got to be a female.
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    No,we just need someone to claim a star died in a crash,and then say they made the whole thing...

    No,we just need someone to claim a star died in a crash,and then say they made the whole thing up. Wait a minute.....
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    Nah....I've just been lurking.

    Nah....I've just been lurking.
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    Hello Whims, I'm doing well.....yourself?

    Hello Whims, I'm doing well.....yourself?
  29. Elwood70

    Steve Lightspeed's prank about Tawnee Stone

    Please do...and post it here.
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    Robert Plant is Done With Led Zepp'

    Well,my viewpoint is that it's complete sacrilege.Gary Rossington is the only member from the original band who is still there. Ricky Medlocke was a member in '70-'71,and is now,but the fact remains: Lynyrd Skynyrd died on October 20,1977 They should have stopped after the Tribute Tour in '87
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    Steve Lightspeed's prank about Tawnee Stone

    Here's the one part I don't understand: So,who posed for all the pics? Or is he just being "deep" ?
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    Robert Plant is Done With Led Zepp'

    Believe it or not,I somewhat agree with you. ......mainly because Keith Richards would survive that,too. :cool: Seriously,if they still want to play,and people still want to see them,where's the problem? Chuck Berry recently collapsed onstage during a gig.....15 minutes later,he came back...
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    Why do we like Internet Forums?

    AFAIC;there's no longer a distinction.Friends are friends,where I know them from is irrelevant.
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    :: What's your STATUS? ::

    I have a headache from too much *** last night;so I'm going to go make a *****.
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    Female Robot Goodness

    I'm telling you guys,it's the beginning of SkyNet......
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    Robin from AA

    Damn,there's girls like this in Alcoholics Anonymous? ****.....
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    What are you listening to right now?

    The be-all and end-all of songs about Satan: "Sympathy For The Devil"- Rolling Stones
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    MTV Jersey Shore:Exposed!

    ...but it's okay to call them guidos....right?
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    What are you listening to right now?

    "Star,Star" (Better known as "Starfucker") by The Rolling Stones from Goats' Head Soup
  40. Elwood70

    Happy Holidays right back!!!

    Happy Holidays right back!!!
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    Merry Christmas right back!!! Sorry I was late....I'm still celebrating.

    Merry Christmas right back!!! Sorry I was late....I'm still celebrating.
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    Steve Lightspeed's prank about Tawnee Stone

    Re: R.I.P. Tawnee Stone (1982-2010) Has this been confirmed? I saw it last night,but I thought it was just bullshit. A search still shows nothing.
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    Who are you obsessed with at the moment? / Who are you really into right now?

    Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? Can't say,it would break the rules.
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    New Year Celebration

    Anyone stupid enough to ***** and drive,tonight of all nights-and some would say at all-,deserve to have their wheels taken away. As for me,I've got a liter of JD,3/4 of a bottle of Captain Morgan,five packs of Marlboros, and an Internet connection.... Guess..... :D
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    You have one bullet.

    Yeah,like I'm going to say so on an open message board.... They know who they are.
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    I predict your future wife based on avatar and username

    I ,on the other hand,have no complaints whatsoever....:D
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    I predict your future wife based on avatar and username

    Ah....whatthefuck......
  48. Elwood70

    Santa hates the Taliban, too

    It lost all credibility (and humor) when whoever made it put "friggin" in the text. Fucking pussy.....
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    Juila Bond.. Did she retire?

    Y'know...one could argue that if you really were "her greatest fan" you'd be the one telling us. Just thought I'd point that out...
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