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  1. Elwood70

    NO-GO!!! Which popular pornstar would you NOT bang if given the chance?

    No; I wouldn't.I'm sure she'd be heartbroken if she knew..:facepalm: As much as it probably will disappoint you to know;I am not homosexual.I'm not bi,either.So take your fantasy elsewhere....
  2. Elwood70

    The real question that has been plaguing humankind for 25 years.

    It was in my part of the 'States... :cool: ...and I liked the "Luft" version better.
  3. Elwood70

    Actor Nicolas Cage arrested in New Orleans

    How fucked-up do you have to be to get arrested for disturbing the peace and public ***********, in the fuckin' French Quarter in New Orleans!?
  4. Elwood70

    Pink Sock— hot or not?

    ...and you have just touched upon why every do-gooder wants to censor the Internet. If everyone (people in "Hometown,America" included ) were to properly use the tools already available to them on their computers,we'd have no need for people to try to legislate freedom.
  5. Elwood70

    NO-GO!!! Which popular pornstar would you NOT bang if given the chance?

    They're only showing you what they want you to see. Two things you can't judge on e-mails and PMs: 1.Their reactions to your comments 2.Body language You can hide a lot behind a keyboard,webcam or not. Just sayin' Exactly.
  6. Elwood70

    NO-GO!!! Which popular pornstar would you NOT bang if given the chance?

    So,we're part of research now? :D
  7. Elwood70

    No problem... there's more. I'll add them as I remember the names.

    No problem... there's more. I'll add them as I remember the names.
  8. Elwood70

    Dumbest fake

    5...4...3...2...
  9. Elwood70

    Pink Sock— hot or not?

    Thumbs-fucking-DOWN. ...but the link was quite entertaining.
  10. Elwood70

    NO-GO!!! Which popular pornstar would you NOT bang if given the chance?

    Point taken;but I'm not trying to evade the question. I'm just saying that the list of names would be so long that it would take me a significant chunk of time for me to type it out. Plus,I'd inevitably forget some names,and therefore have to keep adding to my post,or keep adding new ones as I...
  11. Elwood70

    inequality in the workplace?

    One of the many reasons I'm glad that I have to wear sunglasses.
  12. Elwood70

    NO-GO!!! Which popular pornstar would you NOT bang if given the chance?

    No trouble,it would just be easier-and shorter- for me to say the ones I do like.
  13. Elwood70

    NO-GO!!! Which popular pornstar would you NOT bang if given the chance?

    I like how you phrased that,so opinions can be given without a bunch of bullshit being thrown around. With that in mind;I'm not going to name names,I'll just say that with a few exceptions,I don't really dig the fake blonde,fake tits,fake damn near everything stars.
  14. Elwood70

    girl in class might like me...need advice

    Damn,I thought we were all adults here. Should I start watching my fucking language now?
  15. Elwood70

    Aria Giovanni

    Re: aria giovanni Aria Giovanni......now that's a woman !!!
  16. Elwood70

    Sympathy blowjob

    Really? I'll keep that in mind.... Do you have a female friend you could convince to step in for you?
  17. Elwood70

    Funeral for ******** hanged in 1821 after his skeleton is found in Bristol University

    Re: Funeral for ******** hanged in 1821 after his skeleton is found in Bristol Univer A fucking pebble!?!? Yeah,and I also noticed how the article keeps calling him a ******** with a certain degree of zeal.. May he (finally) RIP.
  18. Elwood70

    Janis Joplin

    Not to be too forward here,but how in the blue perpendicular fuck can Janis Joplin have an "official Facebook account". She's been dead almost as long as I've been alive.
  19. Elwood70

    What do you wish you were doing right now?

    It's not a question of "what"....more a question of "whom".
  20. Elwood70

    I woke up this morning...

    I take it you've already checked around your residence, and called up the place where the party was to ask them. Did you ask them to check the medicine cabinet?
  21. Elwood70

    I woke up this morning...

    Why are you complaining? Doesn't it come in handy a lot of the time?
  22. Elwood70

    The 2011 MLB Thread

    The Texas Rangers are no longer undefeated. :cool: ;)
  23. Elwood70

    Government Drops Charge Against Barry Bonds

    Pete Rose disagrees with you... Not true fans. I want to see a good game,not a home-run derby.
  24. Elwood70

    No problem...it was as good a topic as any...

    No problem...it was as good a topic as any...
  25. Elwood70

    Man arrested for barking at a police dog

    This. (I tried to give you rep,but....)
  26. Elwood70

    Jasmine Sinclair : Blond or Brunette ?

    Brunette.
  27. Elwood70

    Your porn wife and girlfriend.

    You pick the right wife,you won't want a girlfriend....
  28. Elwood70

    Is sex the highest human act?

    No less of an authority on heroin addiction-and sex,for that matter-than Steven Tyler has said (I'm paraphrasing here) that if the orgasm is the ultimate human experience; than heroin is a close second.
  29. Elwood70

    Is sex the highest human act?

    No,sex on heroin is....
  30. Elwood70

    Tragic Texas girl, 15, ***** herself in high school bathroom

    Maybe...or she didn't care. Some of those "trolls" had a point.
  31. Elwood70

    The 2011 MLB Thread

    You know? It's the beginning of the season,hope springs eternal. The climb back to the top begins now. :cool:
  32. Elwood70

    Ford to surpass GM in sales for the first time in 80 years

    One of the two used in the movie was destroyed during filming.The other one was bought by an employee of the studio,Steve McQueen himself tried to buy it from the second owner,but he refused to sell. Allegedly,the second car has been found in a **** somewhere,but the current owner is keeping...
  33. Elwood70

    Ford to surpass GM in sales for the first time in 80 years

    Here's my vote for coolest Mustang ever...in action,no less: http://mustangview.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/aa_1968_ford_mustang_gt_bullitt.png Driven by the King of Cool: http://www.amcarguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/1968-ford-mustang-bullitt-steve-mcQueen-poster.jpg
  34. Elwood70

    Are these pics hot or not?

    Depends on the writing.
  35. Elwood70

    Body of missing Ohio woman found in Church septic tank

    I'm not going to judge-or slam-Ohio based on a few articles that appear (after all, I live in Baltimore),but that's some fucked-up repugnant ****. As pissed off as I got,and still sometimes get, at everything pertaining to my marriage ending,I would never do anything to my ex. May justice be...
  36. Elwood70

    Another Perspective

    This is getting boring....
  37. Elwood70

    *** NOTE: Please update your password ***

    Done......when does the message at the top of the screen come off?
  38. Elwood70

    The **** cover songs thread

    Thanks for reminding me: One of the worst covers EVER is Guns-N-Roses attempt at "Sympathy For The Devil". Some songs shouldn't be covered...there ought to be a list. Wait a minute.....
  39. Elwood70

    The **** cover songs thread

    I knew it was a cover.....I just think it's better.
  40. Elwood70

    Is Jack Johnson a better musician than Bruce Springsteen?

    Who the fuck is Jack Johnson?
  41. Elwood70

    hot Bangbus Melissa?

    Yeah, right.....
  42. Elwood70

    Former Italian footballer reattaches hand of builder who cut it off with saw

    I'm glad to see the happy ending,but since this is Freeones, the question needs to be asked: Is he a rightie or a lefty? Is he you know,gonna have to switch hands?
  43. Elwood70

    Canadian school worker is suspended after her secret life is exposed by a student

    She wasn't a teacher. Goddammit.... ...so you say...
  44. Elwood70

    Canadian school worker is suspended after her secret life is exposed by a student

    ****** and ******** are just as much of a natural occurrence as sex....if not slightly more so. I can't speak for anyone else;but whenever I see ******** in movies,TV,or other types of entertainment,I'm always aware on some level that it's a portrayal. It may be on a subconscious level,but I...
  45. Elwood70

    Canadian school worker is suspended after her secret life is exposed by a student

    1. What is the legal age to purchase and or watch porn in Canada? Is the student below it? 2.What if she were male? Would the reactions be the same? She shouldn't be fired,but I don't see how she could keep the position (so to speak) at that school,either.The proverbial cat is out of the bag...
  46. Elwood70

    24 platonic hours with a pornstar

    She can break me anytime....:cool:
  47. Elwood70

    So am I...that's why I posted it!!!

    So am I...that's why I posted it!!!
  48. Elwood70

    I really wish I had a butt!

    Re: Whoa! Are you really a 5'10" apple shape? I'm well aware of that,but I'm also aware of a mainstay of all good comedy: "Never let the truth get in the way of a good joke." :D
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