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  1. Elwood70

    Guns N' Roses-2011

    This +10,000,000,000,000,000,000:
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    HA!!! I'm soooooooo stealing that....:cool:

    HA!!! I'm soooooooo stealing that....:cool:
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    Police Captain Joins Occupy Wall Street & Gives Advice

    Yup. ...but some of the lenders shouldn't have offered. It used to be a pain in the ass to borrow money; at least from a scrupulous institution.
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    Police Captain Joins Occupy Wall Street & Gives Advice

    What I take away from this is the following: People who had no business borrowing money from people who knew better than to lend it,but did anyway.
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    If you have sex with a prostitute...

    It's both if you do it right.
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    NYPD crash OWS party

    I was born in 1970;which supposedly means that technically I qualify, but I didn't do any of this bullshit. I'm not apologizing.I don't owe them a goddamn thing.
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    Songs that are blatant rip-offs of other songs.

    Yeah... a case that Chuck won. Don't get me started;at least not now...;)
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    Songs that are blatant rip-offs of other songs.

    ...which were both famously ripped off from this: uDBz4ASw6uU ZZ Top got sued over it...
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    Christian School Teacher caught Jerking Off behind Podium During Lecture

    I'm reasonably sure that most would-if they could find one....
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    Vivid Blasts Smartphone Maker HTC for Trademark Breach

    Did they forget that, believe it or not, "vivid" is an actual word with a meaning that has nothing to do with porn?
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    What's happened to Alisa

    That's a damn shame.Hope she's okay...
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    I Trolled The "For the Curious" Section Today!

    You couldn't have been that successful at "trolling"...you're still here.
  13. Elwood70

    The King Of Rock'n'Roll?

    The only reason Elvis is "The King" is because he was a good-lookin' white boy who (with Scotty Moore) played rock-n-roll. He made it okay for racist white people to like rock and roll. It's obviously not any one person; but if I had to crown a King, it'd be the one that wrote pretty much all...
  14. Elwood70

    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread But; did you get 11 tickets with that number (11-11-11) on them? If not; then it's cool. I just couldn't help but think of the odds of that number coming up at all much less on that exact date. P.S.- I know there's already a thread for this; but fuck it, I'm...
  15. Elwood70

    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Does laughing at people buying lottery tickets for 11-11-11 to hit that day count? If so; hell yes.
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    Guess who's up for an XBIZ award?

    Congratulations Jane!!!!!
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    Sasha Grey visits elementary school to do story time with first graders

    I bet wherever Sasha is;she's laughing her ass off.
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    Totally and completely dissed, blown off, and disregarded thread. Official.

    I'll preface this with a favorite quote;one of my mantras,if you will: "I take everyone at face value-until they fuck up." As Jinxy,Pirate and Blue said;give her the benefit of the doubt. If she's never given you a reason to think otherwise; treat it as if something did actually come up and...
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    Sasha Grey visits elementary school to do story time with first graders

    If it was Jenna Jameson now; I'd ask what the **** did wrong....
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    New Black Sabbath Album & Tour In 2012

    Of course he can. He's Ozzy-Fucking-Osbourne.
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    Sasha Grey visits elementary school to do story time with first graders

    The parents and adults making this a "controversy" in the first place are saying a lot more about themselves than anything else.
  22. Elwood70

    You make the call

    Dammit; I can't rep you for this... ...so I'll just say QFT.
  23. Elwood70

    Paterno gone...

    He probably did both; the fucking degenerate, but... http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/college/ugly-times-penn-state-joe-paterno-firing-aftermath-jerry-sandusky-sex-*****-case-article-1.975725 From the article:
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    Paterno gone...

    Um, that's not what he was allegedly doing. Think the other end.
  25. Elwood70

    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread I never thought I'd see the day that I'd be jealous of a cat.
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    how many members are going to leave freeones because of the new changes?

    The board once had a different layout? ****....
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    What pisses you off?

    What exactly is "reverse racism". It's racism either way...
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    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Do their best to make a mockery of rock-n-roll,and whore themselves out to the point where if they ever had credibility as musicians they sure as **** don't now? (Except Ace Frehley?) Maybe I shouldn't take it so seriously;after all: caXuSqtrGus :D
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    What pisses you off?

    It pisses me off to read every fucking page of this thread;and agreeing with so fucking much of it.
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    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread I'm ready to move; and I'm ready for change....
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    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSZfUnCK5qk :cool:
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    Just found out my GF has a HOTTER ******! what shall I do??

    Not to be negative here; but it'll never happen.You may be able to pull off a switch-not that you deserve either one-but not without fallout....and possibly a shitstorm of mythical proportions. There's a reason for "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." Just double that; and you start to get...
  33. Elwood70

    What is the very best toy you had when you were a ***?

    The small front wheel wasn't "outlawed"; the stick-shifter on the frame was. It was deemed hazardous by the Consumer Products Safety Division; so Schwinn stopped making them in '74. Leslie was bullshitting you.
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    What is the very best toy you had when you were a ***?

    Niiiice!!! They look sooo much better with that seat and those bars!! Here's a pic of what mine's gonna look like when I get done with it....or something close.. http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g170/Jake-Blues-II/Sting-Ray20Apple20Krate.jpg?t=1320808991
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    What is the very best toy you had when you were a ***?

    The Krate? Hell yeah!! I didn't have it either; but I will. I'm building one. That's the part that's so great about being an adult: I couldn't have one then,but nothing can stop me now!!! ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
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    What is the very best toy you had when you were a ***?

    I can sum it up in three words: Schwinn Sting Ray. I never considered it a toy though, more like a tool to get the fuck away from pretty much anything. Now; I'm 41 and I have another one. I love being an adult because I can choose to be a ***. So there.
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    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread My wish is to be gainfully employed by Thanksgiving Day... Make some calls,willya Nikki? ;)
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    What pisses you off?

    I know; I just didn't want anyone to think a .22 was a glorified bb ***.
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    Haters of Tebow correct

    Damn.....Icewater; you gonna take that?
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    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread There's a foot in that picture?
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    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Hank Williams, Jimmie Rodgers,Waylon Jennings,Ernest Tubb....... DaHNlkXoX1w
  42. Elwood70

    Hell's Angles

    Best quote of the article:
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    X Factor blatant lip-syncing

    So if a porn star fakes an orgasm;does that mean the movie should be free?
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    Hell's Angles

    ...so do the Hells Angels.
  45. Elwood70

    Hell's Angles

    The ninety degree one is the worst...it puts you in a corner.
  46. Elwood70

    I like who I am. Do you like who you are?

    No; it isn't. I was going to say so,but I'm not sure how unapologetically and relentlessly badass the rest of the worlds' Hells Angels are,as opposed to the American ones.
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    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Hell yeah!!!! I'm right there with you Hon....mooooooooooovin.
  48. Elwood70

    I like who I am. Do you like who you are?

    Just make sure that you're never seen by any of the real Hells' Angels. ...and Jesus fuckin' Christ; does every fucking thread have to turn political!? P.S.-It is a nice bike.....
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    Nikki Nova

    Re: the Official Nikki Nova thread Damn; this thread moves.....
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