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Dirk is his pimp, so he has to lie to peddle that stretched out corn hole.

Hold the papagmp though, please.

Sounded a bit contrived and generic. I think they're just replicating what they've already done before.

Red Spyder's girl didn't get him a Lexus last Christmas. Now he mad. You didn't read the full context of the commercial though. Just who is going to have to make payments on it? Although no doubt she'll be the one that drives it most of the time. What she's basically doing is getting a lexus...

He probably gets mad pussy.

Don't despair, lesbians can tase ******** too.

You heard him Detroitians, you need to be louder with your gunfire.

Thanks for the rep. I know it's late but that's just how I roll. Say hi to your *** for me. :thumbsup:

Thanks for the rep. I gotta thank spiderman for that one.

Re: Is it just me and Will E Worm? And they succeeded.

Pierce Brosnan and his hairy chest.

I love how you feel the need to ask us this again now that you're not "luvsemlarge", but rather a completely separate person.

You're all my enemies. Please die. Seriously though, I love most of you. That's the truth. If I had enemies, they would be your enemies.

Don't they have to be posters for the duration of the year to be qualified? Lol, who am I kidding? Like it even matters... I'll go with Blueballs, because he wouldn't give a **** if he won. That lack of concern is something I've always strived for and admired.

Less coverage would make them more exciting though. ;)

I'm more interested in what's inside the corset. If we help you find it would you model it for us. That's assuming you're a woman.... Wait, you know what? It doesn't matter. Even if you're a man I demand that you model it for us.

Oh jeez, I knew this would happen.

Re: One, two, three, n****r!": Outrage over basketball cheer chanted by high school t It's catchy, I gotta admit.

I'm afraid you're not cool enough to hang with us inner city folk then. :noway:

She was always Juelz ventura since I discovered her, so I don't share your outrage. Still, I understand. You get used to a pornstar and then they get PS, and it's hard to adjust. It's really a slap in the face. I like her right now but I just know there's a chance she's going to take it too far...

I'd like to know as well

Sniper: "Bitch, I saw those boots first..."

Even in terms of "girl next door" types, she still ranks pretty low.

This is ludicrous! Don't those assholes know how many times I've saved the world? Not just this one either. You'd think they'd show a little gratitude. Fuck man, I'm saving Skyrim from dragons right now muthafuckas!

Tell me more, tell me more. Was it love at first sight? Tell me more, tell me more. Did she put up a fight? Wait, I'm confused. Where was your right hand?

Admiral Akainu. He magma fisted my *******, and not in a satisfying way.

I concur! Any pornstar can do that. I want to see a head stuffed up there.

Is a cat playing with it? Then it's not a ball of yarn! :mad:

#1 is hardly ever really the hottest. It's best not to raise a big fuss out of it and just be happy for the woman.

"I'm eating cheese flavored crackers between peanut butter between regular crackers. Your arguement is invalid."

Nope. You spelled "genius" and "though" wrong. Plus you are supposed to use "are" to refer to more than one person. That makes you an idiot. Everybody laugh at Blueballs.

:rofl2: "I've had them all my life"....

What we lack in intellect, we make up for in obesity.

Just a good old fashioned pure bromance. :thumbsup:

What does your gut tell you?

Woo-Woo-Woo! Looks terrible :rofl2:

"Of course" is a fine reply. I have actually never been to a funeral or ****. I have no idea how I would act if I were at a funeral. I'd just go straight for the food.

Germany's hip, man.

I'm calm, but I have a strange subliminal urge to **** everyone in the world.

Sure, why not?

Ahahaha yes we're all having a jolly good time, laughing at my expense. This is what friendship is about! :D You're all going to get a ****** fisting up the ass

I'm guessing Petra's mailbox wasn't bustling with applications. So the second best after Conner was....brodkill?

I found one for Sam Fisher

OG for GOD

And for that he deserved to die? I'm trying to figure out what you're implying. So he used *****...many musicians do. I don't see why that's a red flag. It's a personal issue, and he never claimed to be a role model.

When are you going to settle on a name?

R.I.P. Lennon R.I.P. Abbot