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It's one of my all time faves for sure; along with Erika ELeniak. BTW: J-Lo is shwag. :1orglaugh She is so overrated. She looks like a goddamn hippo. Imho.

Yeah. I'm definitely unsubscribing to this thread now. Mods can solidify that comment if you like. Just thinking about it is starting to make my Kraft Macaronni and Cheese turn. :throwup:

I wonder. You think gay guys are on here tilting the results to try to make hetros re-think their life? Sorry gay guys, it's never going to happen; at least not with me. :)

I don't buy it...I just don't freakin buy it. The most repulsive thing in the world to (straight) guys is just the thought of having their asses asaulted by another guy. I just don't buy that any straight guy could actually do it with another guy and then just wander off back into a hetro life...

Yeah, but look at the pole results. :dunno:

I think a more appropriate question would be: Would you ever suck your own dick? :confused:

Only in prison with a shank to my head. God forbid I ever get sent to prison. :cool:

Well I wasn't going to say this before, but wth: local news reporter Jeanette Trompeter :lovecoupl http://wcco.com/bios/local_bio_160110629.html God I would do anything for her. I told my g/f I think she's hot and she said she looks "old." :confused: I would absolutely lick her pussy...

My ***** job would probably be to be on the PGA Tour. :) Play golf and make millions of dollars...what's better?! Other than looking at gorgeous, beautiful sexy women...;)

:D Yeah, stupid comment...oh well. I was just glad to see the gal choose the 6 inch cock over the ******* weiner...that was another blow for the "average" penis' crowd. ;) (damn shame she only has 19 posts though; she must not check in often)

Dude, I got an infraction for the ****** remark. Let it go. I couldn't post here for a week. Somebody said earlier in this thread something about the pump. Anyway, I remember a long time ago when I was masturbating with soap and water and it started to dry my dick out and burn a little; then...

Anybody know if those penis pumps work?

Yeah...if they're spiked with *****. I used to ***** St. Ides Fruit drinks with a shot of gin in them every fucking weekend when I was in highschool partying. Man, those are the ****. I might have to try me some again. :)

The **** is fucking stupid that they write. Maybe they are trying to use mental crap for the old prunes to read so they can get hard? Other than that, I don't know why they write the ****.

Bacardi Limon', straight. It brings back memories everytime I ***** it. I also love Heineken and Gin and Tonic.

I don't know about Hasek. I don't think he did enough for me. He was a mind-boggling goaltender in the late 90's though. No one could score on him, I remember that. He was like a fucking wall.

No, my right ball has been this way for a while. I figured that people on here could give me insight or an idea before i ran up to the doctor to pull my balls out. The main reason why I am bringing this up is because I have hit that period in my life, and I want to know now. Thanks for the...

So you're saying you don't like the odds just from reading my post?

My cum looks weird and I had two hernia operations on my balls from hockey a long time ago. I need to know if I can make jr's because i'm in my mid twenties and am now considering it, but like I said, my semen looks weird and my right ball is much larger than my left ball. Input please. Thanks.

Re: jerking off to TV news anchors I love her. I would really like to see her in some panties. :tongue: I have never (that I can remember) jacked off to a hot ass chick on the news; nut I used to jerk off to my high school yearbook like crazy, especially the girls I thought were hot that had...

People been ******** on Coffey too. 3 of the top 7 single season goal records by defenseman are held by Coffey, including the single season record of goals by a defensemen w/48. :eek: That's A LOT of goals for a defenseman. Believe me, I played defense and that is an incredible feat. I don't...

Yeah, but I remember Rechi playing with them at times. That power play unit was the **** when all those guys were out there with Desjardins and Recchi.

I like that squad, but I might have to tweek it a bit. I think you're right there thought, those are the dudes on the front that tore some **** up. They did it all. No one ever (I don't see anyone even close right now, not even Crosby) in the remote future can mess with those dudes up front. IMO.

Aren't they the hottest though. :) Some of those religious girls are soooo hot.

I meant to say won, there. Typos, and ******* and all this other bullshit. Soemtimes I just type away and wind up putting words where they're not not supposed to be. :o I wish you moderators would let the *edit* option linger a little longer on the posts.

John Leclair was my favorite for a minute. Only American forward ever to have 3 consecutive seasons with 50 plus goals. SERIOUS ****. JL was the **** for a while there man; I loved it when he was playing with Lindros, that line was so dope with Rechi. Great memories watching that squad.

I'm a little surpised that not too many people are mentioning Brett Hull. He did sme **** that to this day I can't even believe were done. Remeber the year he had 80 plus (goals) and was flirting with the record. Brett Hull is one of the greatest, no doubt. Maybe the best top of the circle...

Mario Lemieux was the only player ever to average over 2 points a game over his entire career--prior to his terminal illness onset. After he came out of retirement though, I believe it may have dropped a bit (he should still have that record). Still though, an amazing stat that many people tend...

:rofl: You know what this one friend of mine said to me about what he does when he's at a party and he's about to leave with a girl and he knows she's gonna go down on him? He rubs Deodorant all over his ass crack to deal with his shitty ass. :1orglaugh :rofl: I "****," you not. :D

It hurts like a bitch when I take a huge ass ****. It is not pleasant. I stuck my finger in my girls a-hole ONCE when we were fucking and we have fucked 5 days aweek (give or take a day) for the last two years or so. I stay away from the pooper. It just is kinda gross to me. Plus, I will...

Not really much new there man. :(

How do you mean? Can you post a photo?

Wrong...she's 19 (I think; born in 88). I wanna fuck her. :)

There is nothing hotter than a woman in a pair of jeans...with a fine ass. :glugglug: That, is sexy as all hell.

You mean because you can go in the bathroom with them. :rubbel:

Wrong...she's 19. I wanna fuck her. :)

There's some girls on the LPGA that I'm pretty surethat I'm the only guy that wants to fuck around with them. Morgan Pressel is one of them. :) I wanna fuck that little girl. :love-smi: :D I also like Suzann Pettersen. ;)

Where do I look in the mag to find that info?

Hey, I was looking back at your posts and that shot is fromt the Leg Action photo shoot she did (with Lorissa Mccomas on the cover). I have that one; she is listed as Vanessa in that shoot.

I guess that doens't help much does it? I checked a couple Suzi names and nothing, also the Gabi isn't anywhere on freeones either. :(

The pictorial is the lesbo scene, so I'm not sure which one her name is, but the two names are Gabi and Suzi. Just Girls Volume 19 Number 12.

I don't think we're gonna find her, dude. If you want, I can check the 3 dirty mags I have with her (one is a lesbo scene) and I can give you the dates on them. She is listed as Vanessa in two of them, but she has a different name in another one. Boy, I'd sure like to lick her pussy. She looks...

My girls body looks similar to her's. She might have a tad more meat on her ass though. I kinda actually like that girls body.

I checked that girl out and jesus, she's not bad at all. I'm talking about a broad that has less than that. Geeze, I think she looks pretty damn good.

You mean to tell me more mutherfuckers don't have a say on the matter than that? There are a lot more women without ass than you can imagine.

I love my mags for a couple reasons: If anybody is in the house and I need a nut, I can grab a mag and get a nut off in the bathroom in like 2 minutes. Also, I have some girls (In my Just Girls Magazines: the best mag ever) that I :rubbel: to regularly that I can't find anywhere else except...

Like a rail (hope I'm spelling it right) that you grab on to when you walk down the stairs; like a skinny ass non-meat having woman. My buddy calls them that; I thought it was a term that was more universal, but I was like WTF when he said it to me too.

You mean to tell me you don't see rails ever?

The face is obviously very crucial. Another option I might have left out: the personality and coordination. I once almost landed this red head with the most beautiful blue eyes I had ever see (the eyes probably did it for me) and a skinny ass. She was also an all state athlete--something I...