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  1. ninetysixcavy

    Bullshit - 'Size Doesn't Matter'

    Well, well, well...m'lady. I just might be a fit for you. ;) I ***, of course. I do have a small one though. :o
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    Bullshit - 'Size Doesn't Matter'

    :rofl: You just made my day better. :)
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    Fertile or not?

    What kind of tests do they run on you? Do I have to go jerk off in a cup or something? Just curious if anyone knows. I'm about to (seriously) get it checked out.
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    Who should be the next president?

    Wanna bet? The immigration thing is what ***** him. I might even consider him if he wasn't so anti-[American]middle class, and so pro slave labor - let them all come here until we **** the entire middle class - type of polititician.
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    Who should be the next president?

    Bump. Ron Paul, where are you? Is he fading or what?
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    What are you getting your girl for Chirstmas?

    I'm still fucking pissed off. I can't find just the right everything. She was always cold last year so I bought her a king size heater blanket (nice mutherfucker), plus lingeire and some other things. I always feel guilty buying the lingerie because it's not just a treat for her, it's a treat...
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    What are you getting your girl for Chirstmas?

    I am going to get her some lingerie and some jewelry. I need some more ideas. :bigear:
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    Who would you take home...to meet your parents?

    So she could try having sex with your ***...and your grandmother??? :eek:
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    Vanessa...anyone else find her hot?

    This Vanessa?: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=101508 http://galleries.nyccash.com/sites/legaction/014.html?link=http%3A%2F%2Fmpa.swankdollars.com%2Fhit.php%3Fw%3D100997%26s%3D5%26p%3D2%26t%3D0%26c%3D%26rfr%3DHosted%2BGallery%2B%2523186&w=100997
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    Vanessa...anyone else find her hot?

    Ummm, where the F is her face? I need to have a girl with a decent face.
  11. ninetysixcavy

    450 keggers of Guiness stolen !

    Good grief. How would you haul all of it? It's all going to rot. When I was in high school (several years ago) we knew of this bowling alley that had a outside door to the walk in cooler. We must have took several dozen kegs one summer. We had so many that we didn't have anywhere to store them...
  12. ninetysixcavy

    Getting fingered while getting your cock sucked on?

    WTF....:rolleyes::wtf::confused::rofl:
  13. ninetysixcavy

    ? for guitar players

    Tom Petty - "Free Fallin'" is probably the easiest song in history. :2 cents:
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    ? for guitar players

    Get some really good (simple) songs that you like and just play them. Some of the greatest songs ever were made on acoustic guitar: Knockin on Heavens Door; Wish you were here; On the Turning Away, etc. Any of these can be played by just about anyone with just a little time and practice. That's...
  15. ninetysixcavy

    Shoppers ****** in Nebraska shooting

    Anytime a story is related to some nut with a *** doing something stupid it needs to be addressed. I'm sure it's only a matter of time before we hear some birdbrain like Rosie O'Donnel bitch about our rights to own guns. I've been to Omaha before (for a Bob Dylan concert) and I was not too...
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    Shoppers ****** in Nebraska shooting

    Ban the guns! :rolleyes: You can always count on a moron to ruin things for people that follow the law, respect others, don't go around blowing people away.
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    Money Looking Good For Paul Camp

    Ron Paul is Bill Maher's New Hero :thumbsup:
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    Double Penetration?

    :rofl: Thanks for making my day. I just spent 3 hours driving in the blizzard up here and I have to say this **** made me laugh. :1orglaugh:rofl: You need to chill the f--- out....lol
  19. ninetysixcavy

    Post Your Favorite Christmas/Holiday Songs...

    Merry Muthafuckin Christmas - Eazy-E :rofl: :)
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    Money Looking Good For Paul Camp

    I think being a gorgeous blonde gal is a prerequisite for anchoring any of the Fox news programming. :dunno: That's certianly one reason to keep watching their channel.: Megyn Kelly Kirsten Powers Laurie Due Juliet Huddy :banana: Martha MacCallum Michelle Malkin And the list goes...
  21. ninetysixcavy

    Latin (latina) babes only (no hardcore)

    Re: Your favorite Latina Felicia is about the only one I really know of. Her body is so fucking perfect (sadly there aren't many links here): http://freeones.com/html/f_links/Felecia/ Surprised no one else mentioned her.
  22. ninetysixcavy

    favorite **** list 1

    I'd ***** Heinekin everyday for the rest of my life If I could. :)
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    Money Looking Good For Paul Camp

    Found them: Based on what you've seen so far, which Republican presidential candidate do you prefer? After seeing a few of the debates, which Democratic presidential candidate do you prefer? Talk about silencing the candidates in a fascist manner. :rolleyes:
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    Money Looking Good For Paul Camp

    O'Reilly had a poll for his viewers a couple weeks ago, "if the vote was today" or some crap like that, "who would you vote for?" He did the dems one night and the repubs abother night. The options for the repubs was: McCain, Romney and Giulliani. For the dems it was: Clinton, Obama and Edwards...
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    Money Looking Good For Paul Camp

    Oh, the media has done a wonderful job at villifying/slandering/bashing/criticizing/silencing the man, that is for sure. Fox "news" actually had the audacity to allow some knucklehead to call him "certifiablly insane" on Hannity and Colmes one night. A sitting Congressman... "certifiably...
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    Money Looking Good For Paul Camp

    :confused: Ron Paul....duh. He also wants to get us out of the Middle East. That's fine with me. He's also one of the few who voted against the Iraq war to begin with. One of the few who actually is worth voting for in 08'. What I can't understand is that with all this money, he still...
  27. ninetysixcavy

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    ***** Diamond. Damn fine movie. One of the better films I've seen in a long time. DiCaprio was brilliant, just brilliant in it.
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    What is the hottest thing your GF has done for you?

    She said I could take naked pictures of her, just for me. We never really got around to it, but If I really want to, and maybe some day I will, we might just have a little fun for ourselves. :)
  29. ninetysixcavy

    ******** Problems...

    I had a similar discussion on another (********) board, lol. I guess Simply ***** (by Tylenol) is the only ***** suplement that is not harmful. I could be wrong, so correct me if I am. ******** is quite lovely. If you can control it, that is. There is nothing, absolutely nothing, like the...
  30. ninetysixcavy

    ******** Problems...

    Geeze...I guess no one can ***** anymore? :dunno: I have had the worst problems with *****, in relation to my ******** habits which are (were) out of control. It started a couple years ago where I would just ***** all the time and then when I woke up at 5-6-7 in the morning, I would just slam...
  31. ninetysixcavy

    Who is in your avatar?

    Ashley Harkleroad - WTA HOTTIE. I've been meaning to change it though.
  32. ninetysixcavy

    Cheney Hospitalized for Atrial Fibrillation

    This has been going on forever. This is heart condition number...10, for him? What a sad way to live. I'd rather be poor and healthy than rich and have a plastic heart thingamajiggy like him. Money can't buy you happiness.
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    Cheney Hospitalized for Atrial Fibrillation

    http://news.aol.com/story/_a/cheney-hospitalized-for-atrial/20071126154909990001 Can't say that I would ever wish something like this on anybody, but I shed no tears for this criminal. All I can say is, thank God he's not going to run for presidente. :rolleyes:
  34. ninetysixcavy

    Which comedian do you not find funny

    I find him totally annoying and untallented. He's also the highest payed actor in Hollywood...why? BTW: I do own Happy Gilmour and enjoy it every now and again. One of the few (maybe only) films with him I can stand. But there are some really retarded, cheesy moments in that film too.
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    Which comedian do you not find funny

    Oh yeah...Adam Sandler is a goof too. He isn't funny at all.
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    Which comedian do you not find funny

    That Sacha Baron Cohen is a phuckin retard, IMO. I saw that last movie (what was it even called?) and I was like, WTF? I really feel like slappin that guy in the mouth if I ever see him, he irritates me so much. :clown:
  37. ninetysixcavy

    Boxing

    Calzaghe is dope. I watched his last fight and I think pound for pound, he is one of the great fighters on the planet. BTW, I think Hatton is gonna win this fight.
  38. ninetysixcavy

    Best Guitar Solo

    Led Zeplin "Stairway to Heaven" (I think that song qualifies for this thread. :dunno: ) It's quite a lovely song, and one of the greatest in history. People that don't even like rock or similar music like that song.
  39. ninetysixcavy

    Recipe Thread!

    For your leftover turkey (keep in mind i don't really measure for this recipe, so these are all aproximate): White turkey breast meat (About 2 cups) Mayonaise (About half a cup) Ranch dressing (about 1/3 cup) Mustard (About 2 tablespoons) Celery (About a 1/3 cup) White onion, minced...
  40. ninetysixcavy

    Ban on *** Ownership?

    Jesus. Go **** a deer today...:rolleyes::1orglaugh There's far too many of them.
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    Shauna O'Brien

    Well, I think Shauan is a swell looking babe. I'd let her sit on my face!:) She makes me horny:)
  42. ninetysixcavy

    Ban on *** Ownership?

    Well, well, well. You learn fast, my young Padiwon learner. :D But I have BETTER stuff than the A.C. ;) Where?
  43. ninetysixcavy

    Ban on *** Ownership?

    You'd be surprised at some of the stuff I found recently digging on the subject. I'll leave it at that. ;) It's crazy what you can do with some basic equipment and a little info. :) Never said that.
  44. ninetysixcavy

    Ban on *** Ownership?

    I believe in many cases it has little, if anything, to do with compensation. I could go purchase a handgun tonight (legally), for what amounts to peanuts to me. My philosophy is simple on the matter: criminals all have guns; I live in a mediocre neighborhood and I deserve the right to protect...
  45. ninetysixcavy

    Ban on *** Ownership?

    *confused* :confused::dunno: What does it matter? Do I have to know people that do that sort of thing?
  46. ninetysixcavy

    Ban on *** Ownership?

    No. They gave us the right to Freedom. It could also save lives....a lot of lives. Do you really want me to start posting links to sites that teach you how to make your own weapons? :nono:There's pleanty of them, and there will always be a Black Market. Weapons will never go away, so I just...
  47. ninetysixcavy

    happy thanksgiving all

    Gobble, gobble.
  48. ninetysixcavy

    Ban on *** Ownership?

    There's quite a few *** fatalities by way of suicide. Either way, I do believe that figures are inflated using all kind of faulty info, as FOMM pointed out, just to scare all these nincompoops into to this false sense of fear in America. Yeah, people get ****** every day; I see them on my news...
  49. ninetysixcavy

    Ban on *** Ownership?

    I want the right to protect myself, and my ******, from criminals. Also, I grew up with hunters - as friends and ****** members - and I believe this is also part of why I want to be able to own a ***. It's part of my/our American culture. And by golly, people should be "pissed" if their rights...
  50. ninetysixcavy

    the biggest concern now

    Mexico, the world's 13th-biggest economy From above link: ^Fox...where are you?^ "Our" media doesn't tell you that story. They have a higher per capita millionaire status than America. :mad: Their wealthy down there are dropping all their undesirables on America, and the average American...
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