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  1. PirateKing

    A few facts about BlueBalls

    He's also using an amp cord as a tourniquet. That's hardcore!
  2. PirateKing

    Freeones Los Angeles Board Members - Anyone Going to Adultcon?

    That doesn't concern me, you're just going to have to take the risk dude. What, you can't fight a ***** guy off? Anders is in charge of lodgings. I'm just the driver.
  3. PirateKing

    Freeones Los Angeles Board Members - Anyone Going to Adultcon?

    You're all invited! I'll just have steal a bus again. Just quit. It's adultcon brah!
  4. PirateKing

    I wish I could say yes, but when you've been overexposed like I have, **** becomes either...

    I wish I could say yes, but when you've been overexposed like I have, **** becomes either hilarious or boring.
  5. PirateKing

    The belly button fuck eclipsed the teapot.

    The belly button fuck eclipsed the teapot.
  6. PirateKing

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Vannah sterling
  7. PirateKing

    Lol

    This isn't just a matter of disagreement, is it? Take a seat, we're going to find the root of this obsessive hatred.
  8. PirateKing

    Freeones Los Angeles Board Members - Anyone Going to Adultcon?

    Shut up Blueballs, you're coming too.
  9. PirateKing

    Pandering to....

    Are you really livid about the pandering? Or is it because it's Obama and this particular demographic?
  10. PirateKing

    A few facts about BlueBalls

    Don't tell me you forgot Blueballs' birthday... What? No you sick fuck! Shun him! Shun him with your pitchforks and and torches until he screams in ecstacy!
  11. PirateKing

    Freeones Los Angeles Board Members - Anyone Going to Adultcon?

    Shut up Tom, we're going on a road trip. Prior engagements and geography be damned.
  12. PirateKing

    Hey guys... Holly West saying hi!

    Pfft. A few posts back you guys were getting all hot over Bruce Willis and Fabio. Don't think I don't know what's going on here.
  13. PirateKing

    A few facts about BlueBalls

    Oh I'll shun you. I'll shun like you've never been shunned before. You won't believe how hard you've been shunned once I'm done with you.
  14. PirateKing

    A few facts about BlueBalls

    Wait....those treadmill walkways are called flatulators? You know, truth be told I think the skeletons in Blueballs' closet might be pretty tame compared to many of the other members. A foreskin over a dolls head is nothing man.
  15. PirateKing

    Cytherea busted

    He's not a moderator yet, thank goodness. :o
  16. PirateKing

    Cytherea busted

    You wish. Sourpuss asian is unrivaled.
  17. PirateKing

    What pisses you off?

    Haters gonna ****.
  18. PirateKing

    Cytherea busted

  19. PirateKing

    What pisses you off?

    When I'm about to belt out a witty and hilarious reply and someone cuts me off. Fucker!
  20. PirateKing

    Hey guys... Holly West saying hi!

    Man you guys are terrible at this.
  21. PirateKing

    Hey guys... Holly West saying hi!

    Umm...try again, Brad Pitt sucks. You better come up with someone good tony.
  22. PirateKing

    When Should You Shoot A Cop?

    When they're raiding your stash house? :dunno:
  23. PirateKing

    Hey guys... Holly West saying hi!

    Why is Fabio still the golden standard of sexy? That guy's a tool.
  24. PirateKing

    Hey guys... Holly West saying hi!

    Lies! You should be ashamed.
  25. PirateKing

    Hey guys... Holly West saying hi!

    Dude I'm so sexy it's not even funny. I won't post my pic because I want to be adored and respected for my personality and not my super special awesome aesthetics. Believe it baby!
  26. PirateKing

    Cytherea busted

    We both know what he's talking about Dirk.
  27. PirateKing

    My email is being used to send out SPAM

    Then how about Cialis?
  28. PirateKing

    Hey guys... Holly West saying hi!

    How is scaring her away going to help? :elaugh:
  29. PirateKing

    Hey guys... Holly West saying hi!

    You know if you two were resourceful you could probably figure out a way get her to come around again.
  30. PirateKing

    No problem maley waley bobaley. :hatsoff: Thanks for the rep.

    No problem maley waley bobaley. :hatsoff: Thanks for the rep.
  31. PirateKing

    Hey guys... Holly West saying hi!

    Lol keeping tabs on all the OCSM's I see. Are you a part of the freeones intellegence bureau?
  32. PirateKing

    358 days - Breakthru

    Holy ****! Belgium is still a country?
  33. PirateKing

    She's the bomb diggity mate!

    She's the bomb diggity mate!
  34. PirateKing

    The Walking Dead on AMC

    I'm just not feelin' it this season. Feels like it just started.
  35. PirateKing

    Hey guys... Holly West saying hi!

    Yeah, I'll bet it was.
  36. PirateKing

    Hey guys... Holly West saying hi!

    Ooooh? When?
  37. PirateKing

    Hey guys... Holly West saying hi!

    Did she leave a comment?
  38. PirateKing

    This Lady Gaga chick.

    Lol did Lady Gaga steal your bike or something Squally?
  39. PirateKing

    Hey guys... Holly West saying hi!

    She's gone guys.
  40. PirateKing

    So what do you miss?

    The Bonney & Clyde adventures.
  41. PirateKing

    Cytherea busted

    You shouldn't attract people to an annoyingly confusing thread under a false pretense by making them assume she was arrested. I thought I would be getting some juicy news (no pun intended), but I suppose I got all excited for nothing and ****** precious seconds of my life. Unintentional or...
  42. PirateKing

    Older porn stars that have aged well.

    She's 23...
  43. PirateKing

    The Swedish Royal Baby

    Indeed. We live a carefree and boisterous life. We can afford to be since we're not a nation.
  44. PirateKing

    Anyone in here enjoy playing....

    A sea serpent? You crafty dog. But it is no match for my kraken. Give up L3ggy, you are outmatched.
  45. PirateKing

    The Swedish Royal Baby

    There's nothing serious about Sweden.
  46. PirateKing

    MOTY Member of the Year 2011 - Nominate inside!

    I'll go with Maley. He's gained enough prestige to get his own section. Even the admin can't deny his influence.
  47. PirateKing

    Anyone in here enjoy playing....

    Oh no you didn't! Kraken, I summon you!
  48. PirateKing

    Another Reputation Thread - For those maxed out

    Dirk, you fool! You'll be sorry when rep is the new currency.
  49. PirateKing

    Post A Pic Of Your Junk!

    He stole your boat yo! He's like some...pirate! I'm so proud of him. :)
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