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He's also using an amp cord as a tourniquet. That's hardcore!

That doesn't concern me, you're just going to have to take the risk dude. What, you can't fight a ***** guy off? Anders is in charge of lodgings. I'm just the driver.

You're all invited! I'll just have steal a bus again. Just quit. It's adultcon brah!

I wish I could say yes, but when you've been overexposed like I have, **** becomes either hilarious or boring.

The belly button fuck eclipsed the teapot.

Re: Who made you cum today? Vannah sterling

This isn't just a matter of disagreement, is it? Take a seat, we're going to find the root of this obsessive hatred.

Shut up Blueballs, you're coming too.

Are you really livid about the pandering? Or is it because it's Obama and this particular demographic?

Don't tell me you forgot Blueballs' birthday... What? No you sick fuck! Shun him! Shun him with your pitchforks and and torches until he screams in ecstacy!

Shut up Tom, we're going on a road trip. Prior engagements and geography be damned.

Pfft. A few posts back you guys were getting all hot over Bruce Willis and Fabio. Don't think I don't know what's going on here.

Oh I'll shun you. I'll shun like you've never been shunned before. You won't believe how hard you've been shunned once I'm done with you.

Wait....those treadmill walkways are called flatulators? You know, truth be told I think the skeletons in Blueballs' closet might be pretty tame compared to many of the other members. A foreskin over a dolls head is nothing man.

He's not a moderator yet, thank goodness. :o

You wish. Sourpuss asian is unrivaled.

Haters gonna ****.

When I'm about to belt out a witty and hilarious reply and someone cuts me off. Fucker!

Man you guys are terrible at this.

Umm...try again, Brad Pitt sucks. You better come up with someone good tony.

When they're raiding your stash house? :dunno:

Why is Fabio still the golden standard of sexy? That guy's a tool.

Lies! You should be ashamed.

Dude I'm so sexy it's not even funny. I won't post my pic because I want to be adored and respected for my personality and not my super special awesome aesthetics. Believe it baby!

We both know what he's talking about Dirk.

Then how about Cialis?

How is scaring her away going to help? :elaugh:

You know if you two were resourceful you could probably figure out a way get her to come around again.

No problem maley waley bobaley. :hatsoff: Thanks for the rep.

Lol keeping tabs on all the OCSM's I see. Are you a part of the freeones intellegence bureau?

Holy ****! Belgium is still a country?

She's the bomb diggity mate!

I'm just not feelin' it this season. Feels like it just started.

Yeah, I'll bet it was.

Ooooh? When?

Did she leave a comment?

Lol did Lady Gaga steal your bike or something Squally?

Lol.

She's gone guys.

The Bonney & Clyde adventures.

You shouldn't attract people to an annoyingly confusing thread under a false pretense by making them assume she was arrested. I thought I would be getting some juicy news (no pun intended), but I suppose I got all excited for nothing and ****** precious seconds of my life. Unintentional or...

She's 23...

Indeed. We live a carefree and boisterous life. We can afford to be since we're not a nation.

A sea serpent? You crafty dog. But it is no match for my kraken. Give up L3ggy, you are outmatched.

There's nothing serious about Sweden.

I'll go with Maley. He's gained enough prestige to get his own section. Even the admin can't deny his influence.

Oh no you didn't! Kraken, I summon you!

Dirk, you fool! You'll be sorry when rep is the new currency.

He stole your boat yo! He's like some...pirate! I'm so proud of him. :)