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Things that aren't sexy: bony hip bones.

Learn to use your tongue and fingers. An orgasm is an orgasm.

Yes, yes I would. :nanner:

I'd check the roster sizes when you make these changes as that's what might be throwing things off.

I have the game and don't have this problem. What I would do in your case is try and start a game using the default rosters and see if it goes through as that's how I did it. If it doesn't then it means you've got a broken game. My guess is that when you were making the roster changes you did...

:1orglaugh That sucks. Squirting fine in porn, not so good in real life unless you feel like doing laundry after sex.

Okay, looking at it again in the pic of why it makes it so cheap it says that instead of welding its held by plastic and adhesives and has a body made of plastic and sheet metal. I don't know but I sure as hell don't want to be in an accident in this thing. Namreg, I think this thing is going to...

Read in the article that the makers plan to expand around the world. Somehow, I don't think this car is going to fly in North America. A max speed of 70 km, no. With that aside it's pretty much a car for the poor crowded countries as I don't see neither Europe or North America embracing it.

He means while white **** were playing with their toys the black **** were "playing" with themselves because they had no toys. Little Bobby had Stretch Armstrong, while little Tyrone stretched his armstrong. Get it? :nanner:

It's a turn off. Just the smell of a smoker alone is gross, you can't cover that that up with gum or perfume. It's there.

I'd say it's true. I remember there being a penis survey online that split things up by country and the guys from the Asian countries got the short end of the stick by like half an inch on average. But with that aside I'm sure there are other factors at play such as diet, genes, environment etc...

:1orglaugh At the dope in the first picture.

Good to here that she's getting that awful boob job redone. She didn't even need one and just got butchered by some hack surgeon.

I'd argue that. I think we believe society is a lot more dangerous now because of all the media coverage. I mean turn on any news program and I'll bet you my left nut that they'll lead off with something negative as that's what brings in the viewers. Now with the added news networks it's pretty...

Yeah, I bet a large portion of this is due to **** related convictions. The "War on *****" folks.

Something I've been wondering about and that is why do these kinds of sites use made up names. For example, Ennie's name is Andrea Molekova so why not go with that instead of giving them a whole new name. My problem with this is that finding pics of these models becomes a pain in the ass as some...

I work on electric motors so I've taken 1000 volts before but since it was little to no amps it was basically like a stinging feeling. I know other guys who have really electrocuted themselves and they said it was painful, we're talking muscles contracting like crazy pretty much all at the same...

The only people I've seen drive Buicks are old people.

You could always round these guys up and have SeaBass of the Oakland Raiders kick them repeatedly in the nuts.

Do you like Pina Coladas? Getting caught in the rain?

Ava Devine and Lily Thai. I like chicks that get into it and the dirty talk and these two bring it in spades.

I would have floored it and if I ran some of these fucktards over than so be it. With the video right here there would be no jury that would convict me.

I like Veronika Simon. She's just amazing looking.

Rina Akiyama has a decent one. Those are ***** bearing hips. http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/1790/1723bl.jpg http://www.wordpress.tokyotimes.org/archives/rina_akiyama302.jpg

To me it's not the fact that Cutler is being traded, I'm sure he understands that part. His problem is that they went behind his back and didn't clue him in on the situation. Put it in real world terms, you're working at McDonalds and doing a good job flipping those burgers and your bosses...

Bingo. The sooner record companies die off the better things will be.

I like her as a blond more.

0 I prefer to stream my porn when I need it.

Are you using lube?

A hooker is a one time deal for $50. A pocket pussy is a gift that keeps on giving. :tongue:

If you're watching American porn then I'd say 99% of them are circumcised. If you watch porn from Europe even Japan you'll find that almost none of the guys are circumcised. As for which is better for sex, well from a guy's point of view being uncut is better as the foreskin does contain...

It's just a name for a genre of porn. A shemale can be both a person who has gone all the way and had their little buddy lopped off and fashioned into a vagina or like many of the shemales in porn have the penis still there.

No, I would not. Being followed around by the paparazzi all the time would get on my nerves and ultimately lead me to punching one of them out. Basically, I'd be like Sean Penn when he was going out with Madonna. In the words of Tupac Shakur, "All I want is money, fuck the fame, I'm a simple man."

Veronica Rayne

You grab an encyclopedia open it and blow your wad over an aardvark and put it away so that next person who takes said encyclopedia wonders what kind of pervert whacks off to an aardvark.

Not that big of a deal as they're probably going to release the ***** offenders i.e. pot heads. Also, it'll be those people who are probably deemed to not be likely re-offenders. The *********, ***** molesters, and rapists aren't going to be let out.

Samantha Star for me.

See, but they're not now. The Chinese have a way to go before they change people's minds about their products. Right now when you think of a Chinese product, you think cheap crap and not fine craftsmanship.

No, I'll pass. Chinese products aren't known for top notch quality but instead known for being made cheaply and quickly. This is fine if I'm buying a pencil or pen but not fine when I'm buying something that's supposed last for awhile like a car. I'll stick with the Japanese.

$3.7 million? For that kind of money I could get all kinds of women and have one massive orgy that would be the bees knees.

The guy was 17. Like, honestly, he couldn't comprehend that if he ****** his parents they'd stay dead?

It has to be trimmed. There is nothing worse than having to pick pubes out of your mouth.

It would depend on the woman but I'm leaning to no on this one. I've seen a couple porn movies with female bodybuilders and they've got the weirdest clits. Basically, they look like tiny penises probably from some of the crap they ****** themselves with to get that big.

This is a no brainer if you ask me.

Clean it? Shooting a load inside it will provide lubrication to all those moving parts.

Sticking your dick in a piece of machinery that runs on power from an electrical outlet. Sounds like a good idea. :rolleyes:

Editing?

Although not a rock star I'd like to bring back Tupac Shakur. I think it'd be interesting to see what he'd accomplish as he gained more maturity. Now strictly rock then I would go with Lennon as I too would like to see what he'd have done with his life as he grew older.

Reon Kadena

You wouldn't even have the common courtesy to give'em the old reach around? Selfish. :spin: