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  1. J

    i need advice dealing with a suicide aftermath

    Very good help and support from everyone, I'd also turn towards God and find a good church to get involved in. You are NEVER alone if you let God into your life.
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    Girls you have masturbated to the most

    Linda a lady I dated for 11month, 3 weeks and 4 days....
  3. J

    would you let a pornstar give youa a handjob in a public place..

    Yes anytime, anywhere with Cara Lott!!!
  4. J

    Who's Got Big Balls?

    Who ya gonna call??? BALL - BUSTERS!!!
  5. J

    freeones get together

    For the Love of God, DON'T bend over!!!!:nanner: Oh, I'm the big guy right over...there!!!:wave2:
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    stairway

    A kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it !!!
  7. J

    Half price sale!

    Please step to the rear of the vehicle.
  8. J

    Brute *****

    Deer hunting 101.
  9. J

    Newest addition to the Subaru range.

    does it really go fast enough to use the air-foil?
  10. J

    Your favorite nurse is ?

    I'm sooooooooooo sick I'll have to have attention from all 6...guess I'll rest on Sunday and hope for a relapse!!!:yummie::laugh:
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    Best job in the world

    good job.
  12. J

    Is Masterbating Good Or Bad?

    How could anything that feels that good ...be bad?
  13. J

    Your longest ********* / model crush

    Raquel Welch
  14. J

    who is your favourite milf?

    Re: Absolute Hottest MILFs Cara Lott MILF or not she's HOT!!!
  15. J

    Hardest guitar solo

    Don't know the name of it ... but for me the song Stevie Ray Vaughn plays on a 12 string very fast, I've been working on it a while.
  16. J

    "The Look"

    she's already claiming to rename Air-*****-One. She now calls it Hil-*****-One... I'll NEVER vote for her, here's my reason...Vince ******...remember him?
  17. J

    Buckle

    look like some one belongs to the itty-bitty-titty club!!!
  18. J

    Mountian goat

    ooops!!!
  19. J

    Boom!

    ! second after the paper bag explodes...the other guy realizes he needs clean pants!!!:rofl:
  20. J

    Bobby Fischer Dead At 64

    Check-Mate !!
  21. J

    Biggest tits in the music business

    Dolly Parton win by a handful!!!:boobies:
  22. J

    Has a woman ever said anything to you during sex which immediately made you go soft?

    Re: Has a woman ever said anything to you during sex which immediately made you go so I once dated a woman that was a bar tender. We all know bar tenders have heard all the lines and usually have a great come-back answer...This particular night we're going full blast and all of a sudden just...
  23. J

    Skirts Or Slacks?

    Skirts...easy access.
  24. J

    Hot model dressing room program

    Great!!!! if we could only add a few more buttons. Bend-over, Spread, Grab dildo, Insert:yesyes:
  25. J

    Cowgirl Jenny (with ***** giving head)

    Whoaa There Trigger.
  26. J

    Guitar Hero III vs. Rock Band

    me and my 10 guitars...:thumbsup:
  27. J

    Do you believe in hell?

    Sure Hell exists...the Bible tells me so.
  28. J

    Russia says Nuke strikes possible

    All good comments, alas, Rootin-Tootin-Putin shows his true colors !!!
  29. J

    Bicycle ride

    Don't they know it's ******* to "Pedal Pussy" ?:boobies: Yep sure is cold...I have 4 deg. with a windchill allert 'til Noon, but it's 80 in my den.:coolman:
  30. J

    Cum Coming Out From The Girls Nose

    Re: cum out the nose Wtf???
  31. J

    top 5 girls to fuck from your past

    1.Linda 2.Linda 3.Linda 4.Linda 5.Linda The "LOVE OF MY LIFE" she was excellent in bed....however a woman don't accidentally get good in bed.:bowdown:
  32. J

    When Having A Threesome With A Pornstar....

    If the wife is gonna let you get so far as to cumming with both of them there....IT DON'T MATTER who get's it first.....YOU LUCKY DOG!!!
  33. J

    Favorite Milf Hunter Babe??

    CARA LOTT!!!! soooooooooooooooo Fine.:banana:
  34. J

    So who's horny?!

    Doing some grain *******...gin...and ****... I LIKE the week-ends.:partysml:
  35. J

    Has anyone fried their cum??????????

    WTF???? fry what????:flame:
  36. J

    Presidential Corn Flakes

    GREAT. Also very true. If this is the best we can do, if these candidates are all we have to offer....WE'RE SCREWED!!!!:spin:
  37. J

    Cycle stunt

    can anyone say...Road-rash!!!!:bigjump:
  38. J

    Best Cocksucker

    Not sure who is best...I'm still taking applications though...:blowjob: cum and get it girls...:scream:
  39. J

    Do you support automatic organ donation (with the choice to opt out?)

    Oh Hell, I've donated my organ to several women. Never had a reject!!!:nanner:
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    Can being ***** affect sex in any way?

    Been there, done that too many times....you CAN ***** too much and not be able to have sex!!! However a moderate night out and you're a machine. Such a thin line and probably depends on each person's body chemistry. Again a night of heavy ******** will make you come home pat the wife on the...
  41. J

    Fly the friendly skies

    Such a fine way to fly. Does she still bring me the little bottles of *****???:tongue:
  42. J

    UFO seen in Texas..............

    HAHAHA,...AFA said---Oil!!! HAHAHAHAH. It's actually for the "WATER" not too many places inour neck-of-the -universe that have an abundance of H2O. Good ole Earth is 2/3rds. water.:glugglug:
  43. J

    How do you initiate sex?

    Roses are red...Violets are blue...wanna fuck?:nannerf2:
  44. J

    licking a girls asshole

    can you say Hepatitis C ???? Infections caused by transmitted infected body fluids such as ***** and semen.
  45. J

    So my former high school teacher has been arrested for "inappropriate behavior"

    I wanna know just one thing? Where the HELL were all these teachers that want to screw the high school boys, when I was in high school????:angels: I would never have told on them!!!! What was that movie with Dustin Hoffman...The Graduate???:nanner:
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    Terrell Owens Postgame

    Hey, Maxeysm... Chad Johnson is a TO wannabe. As for Romo...well, he STILL has NEVER won a post season game, now has he??? He didn't deliver last year...he lost the ball...he didn't produce this year...he threw an interception...under pressure he needs to let his "BIMBO" gf stand-in for him...
  47. J

    Keyboard mod

    Hey, I had 8th grade typing-1 on something like that.
  48. J

    I will be your friend...

    Uranus...that's next to the last planet...right?
  49. J

    Happy New Year 2 __ 8

    Looks like we're gonna have a good year.
  50. J

    Hot pants

    Nope ...thank God.
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