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I would never steal one because I'd be afraid I'd be caught, and then they'd announce what I stole...the shame would never be lived down!

That's as bad as XMS!!!lol Those wacky Japanese!!!lol

Awwwww, too cute...I like how the dog kind of looks embarrassed when wakes up there.:rolleyes:

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Yup, and ShitFuck is gone, but get this, he went up to Canada, and gave a speech about his time in office, and people actually fucking paid money to hear ShitFuck speak!!! They must be in his pocket somehow!

I think we all know that the past president Bush's grandfather was a collaborator with the Nazis, so this picture is dead on the money.

Not only are the people in this picture horrible the environment is atrocious!!! Thanks for pointing that out!

That's the bees' knees! I know, I know...I need help.:helpme:

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You don't think it's funny? Someone's balls exploded from the awesomeness dude! No? Still not funny? Oh well, I thought it was.:dunno:

Seriously??? You're not fucking with us? I don't know about you, but just looking at her I can sort of tell she's really fucked up, but I didn't think it was that batshit crazy! I've had too many dealings with crazy, screwed up chicks, so tell your ****** to stay away, and chalk this one up to...

I'm not even sure this is a real game, but still it's pretty awesome!!!:pimpdaddy

http://www.reuters.com/news/pictures/articleslideshow?articleId=USTRE4B41WG20081205&channelName=lifestyleMolt#a=1

Yes, I believe they are! Isn't this the worst picture you've ever seen???

Beyond Geek!!!:batman:

I think she's got a huge career ahead of her as a niche pornstar:D http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0318091dog1.html

:eek: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCUf4ZdeNf0&feature=channel

What character is she???

http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=dont-upload-naughty-videos-of-your-girlfriend

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Nope, no worky for me:-((((((

Hellooooo!lol My eyes, me eyes!!! How the hell do you change the background like this???lol That Turbo Grafix Brought me back man!

I'm getting my geek on!!! I always wanted one of those...I only had an Atari 600XL with 64Kb of RAM!:nanner:

Awww, it's ******:(

http://www.keepbusy.net/play.php?id=how-to-turn-a-standard-shirt-into-a-sexy-outfit

Go here for Kevin Pollak's Christopher Walken impersonations! You'll laugh your guts out! Creepy if you wear the mask though. http://www.kevinpollak.net/store.html

If you look closely, you'll notice that her tongue is green as well:tongue: No, you aren't weird to think her hair is sexy because I also think it's hot!

Natalia Forest, and her on Freeones Newbie question here: How does one go about getting someone on Freeones? I just saw Natalia Forest on the front page of Freeones, and she's incredibly beautiful, but she's not listed in Freeones, so how is this done? Thanks in advance, 1mck:thumbsup:

I believe that's the new "Murse," and he's got himself quite the stylish one at that! I'm thoroughly disgusted by what the women in the background are wearing...florals, florals...in the summer...ewwwww, I bet they shop at K-Mart, or even Wal-Mart!!! I doesn't even look like their wearing any...

Oh yeah, I didn't notice that, and do you see his shirt? Pu-leeeaaasseeee!

I was at Costco earlier today and I saw this guy wearing these ugly blue pants. I just had to show you. Can you believe it?!? He must not own a mirror or have any taste!:throwup:

Yeah, she's pretty for a girl!

Probably the GREATEST NIGHTCLUB IN THE WORLD, AND WHERE THE HELL IS IT, AND I'M BUYING PLANE TICKETS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!:banger:

I'm not sure if this has been posted before, but if you haven't seen it you'll laugh your guts out, if you have seen it before, then it's a blast from the past for all you D&D gamers!!! My reenactment of every D&D game I've ever played: Hey, let's play D&D! Yeah, right on! Okay, let's make our...

You can bearly notice him up there!:rofl2: I really need help...I can't believe I wrote that. Sorry.

He didn't cock block, so he did the right thing after he found out I didn't bang her by telling me that I had the ol'**** goggles on. Sometimes, I think there is a God for saving me that night, and the next night! Thank you FSM!!! Ramen!!!:bowdown:

This was way before cell phones, and my buddies had gone home, and so I was left alone to my own devices. It was dark, and you add in that I had about 3 extra *** & Cokes...Yeah, she actually picked me up...I was vunerable.LOL :glugglug:

I'm curious, but what does the last photo have to do with Malta? Not that I'm complaining or anything.

I was loaded one night, and I thought this chick I was dancing with looked like Pia Zadora. Next day, my buddy asked me what happened with that chick I was dancing with, and I said that we're going out on a date tonight, and that she looks like Pia Zadora. He just shook his head, and looked at...

I don't know as I've never been in jail, but from all the tv shows I guess you'll get the cock literally instead of metaphorically.

That's army talk. If you get in ****, then they'll fuck you in the ass, otherwise known as getting the cock.

:dunno: It should read: Isn't this THE goddamned truth, eh? Sorry for the typo

Someone is going to get the cock for that!!!:nannerf1:

You're right, I didn't think of that...so I guess this isn't the best neck skills after all, eh?:glugglug:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Y4keqTV6w

Several things come to mind, but I'm probably wrong because I'm old, and don't have 50,000 rings in my face, and no tats in my ass.:wave2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7IESL-R6WE