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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    Mariah Milano - The Pornstar Foodie :)

    Taco John's in the Midwest used to have great salads. But now I think they're mostly known for their commercials featuring a monkey riding a dog.
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    Your favorite Bee Gees song

    Fuck like a *****.
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    Sodastream (parody)

    Finland sucks.
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    ROSIE THE RIVETER- Saved the country

    Nobody cares enough about your stupid threads to add content. So you bump it for no other reason other than idiocy. Got it. Your threads suck.
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    2016/2017 NCAA Football Thread

    My Hawkeyes scrapped their way back into the top 25 but they'll probably lose their bowl game.......again.
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    Active shooter Ohio State University

    Racist Trump humper right there, folks. How dare you! The peace loving people of Somalia want nothing more than to assimilate into America. They love our country so much. It's not like they live in enclaves where their native language is spoken and they can go days without interacting with other...
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    the **** table

    Lovin' the new Bob. I was at a friend's house for Thanksgiving and their ****' table was from Disney's "Frozen" collection. I used to resent being at the **** table way back when but they do serve a purpose, I suppose.
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    I will soon be a millionaire!

    Wow. So original. You are so smart. What a great thread. Everyone here loves your posts.
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    Active shooter Ohio State University

    I've tried reasoning with you to stop pushing the conspiracy theory on everything that happens in the world. Sometimes Occam's Razor is completely true. In fact, I'd say in almost every instance the simplest answer is the right one. In this case it was a deranged fanatical Muslim Somali who...
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    cuba

    I'd rather imagine a board where you don't spam.
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    WTF Germany?!?

    I didn't realize the Krampus activities started so early but hundreds of ***** men dressed as Krampus have been at it in Austria. The festivities have spread to several large cities in the US and I would love to participate but I'm pretty sure it won't end well here. n4DwZLwXTHM
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    Fidel Castro Just Bought Something...

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    Fidel Castro Just Bought Something...

    Fidel Castro was a larger than life leader who served his people for almost half a century. A legendary revolutionary and orator, Mr. Castro made significant improvements to the education and healthcare of his island nation. ~Justin Trudeau
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    Fidel Castro Just Bought Something...

    Yes. You are a shitposter. photo hosting sites
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    What's your guess about the election result recounts?

    There's a 1 in 16,000 chance that anything will change as a result of any recount effort. At least, according to Eric Bolling.
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    Active shooter Ohio State University

    As I am fond of writing: "It's never too soon." See Nelson Mandela; Huge Chaves; Fideo Castrol; Kim Jung Il; That Dorner turd; Margaret Thatcher; Ronald Reagan; Richard Nixon. Those last three I didn't mock or make jokes about but I didn't begrudge anyone the right to be an asshole about it. But...
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    What's your guess about the election result recounts?

    December 19th. And even if they're not done counting congress will go ahead and certify the results.
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    Fake News: CNN Accidentally Falsely Admits It Aired Pornography for 30 Minutes on Thanksgiving

    I **** fake news. Especially fake news like "This will be the most transparent administration in history." Or "If you like your plan you can keep your plan," Or "Obama enjoys a fifty-four percent approval rating." I'm pretty sure the people doing that polling also called the election for...
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    Fidel Castro dies at 90

    I can't think of a better endorsement of capitalism than that rotten, corrupt, evil, cock-chugging asshat dying on Black Friday. Good riddance and enjoy the flavor of Satan's greasy cock.
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    Gunman storms retirement home for monks

    What did I write?
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    *2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

    Do you ever get tired of being wrong so much of the time?
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    Dino Velvet's Steamy Pile Of ****

    In the Forum shops. Yeah, that's a good place. I'll have to take clients there for lunch sometime.
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    Gunman storms retirement home for monks

    I am a 4th degree Knight of Columbus, warden of my council and I believe in the holy Catholic Church, the Almighty God, his ***, Yeshua, forgiveness of sins, resurrection, the communion of saints and life everlasting. Do I have doubts? Sometimes. But I put stock in the virtues of Charity, Unity...
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    What's your guess about the election result recounts?

    He can let his ******** run his business for him whilst he trolls the snowflakes. I don't see the problem.
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    Fidel Castro Just Bought Something...

    “Stop celebrating Castro’s death. He was a good guy.” -White American liberals who have never actually been to Cuba in their life. “Thank fuck that dirty fucker is actually dead.” -Actual Cuban-American Immigrants
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    Fidel Castro Just Bought Something...

    You're an idiot if you believe that. His security ****** executed hundreds of thousands extra judiciously. His butt buddy Che beat people to death with baseball bats at the national baseball stadium while their families watched. Why do you think everybody in Little Havana is going nuts? Why do...
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    What's your guess about the election result recounts?

    Much ado about nothing. Stein is hoping to stall and have it fuck up the peaceful transition of power. They'll recount and Trump's margin of victory will be wider. But even if they don't finish counting by December 19th it'll still fall to the Congress to authenticate the results and I'm almost...
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    Fidel Castro Just Bought Something...

    Fidel Castro dying on Black Friday is the greatest endorsement of capitalism the world has ever seen.
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    Fidel Castro Just Bought Something...

    Well, ****. That one could backfire on you if Merkel or Hollande get strung up, like they deserve. Then someone would say the same about Trump.
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    Fidel Castro Just Bought Something...

    post images Are you ever going to get tired of being wrong? There are literally thousands of posts on twitter saying pretty much the same thing. The U.S. shouldn't have plans to normalize relations with Cuba until they get rid of their shitty political overlords.
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    Fidel Castro Just Bought Something...

    How much you wanna bet Stompy Foot announces he'll be attending the funeral? And will he deliver a speech there? And he will make the speech about himself. And will Colin Kaepernick choose to sit out the game while he mourns?
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    Fidel Castro Just Bought Something...

    So long, you miserable old cock chugging asshat. We hardly knew ye.
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    White power

    Those aren't the rules here in the THUNDERDOME, cock chugger.
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    Florence Henderson Dies at 82

    My Aunt Marge ****** away last night in Omaha. She wasn't nearly as idyllic or famous as Florence Henderson. She spent about thirty years as a Dominican nun. She hated that life and she didn't like ********, especially young ********. But guess what assignment she received? Kindergarten...
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    White power

    It's a financial disclosure. And you're fucktarded. Report it you giant asshat.
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    Gunman storms retirement home for monks

    Always? I think I've written that twice in reference to some of the crazy **** you've promulgated. In this instance I may have been mistaken but it's definitely something a Moon Jew would do because in civilized countries they rarely hit hard targets because they know they'd wind up really...
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    ROSIE THE RIVETER- Saved the country

    I don't like that you used my photo without permission.
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    Gunman storms retirement home for monks

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    Florence Henderson Dies at 82

    https://www.yahoo.com/*********/florence-henderson-brady-bunch-matriarch-060621260.html So long, Carol Brady. We hardly knew ye.
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    Rate this milf on a scale of 1-10

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  41. Ace Boobtoucher

    i feel betrayed and like a fool

    I wonder if she tricked him into raising her ***** after someone else knocked her up. The suspense is ******* me.
  42. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Trump Presidency

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    White power

    You're a fucking idiot. The retarded Finnish craigslist sniper fund is up to $285.
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