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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    Elaine Chao (Senator Mitch McConnell's Wife): You Fuck Her Or No?

    No. I admit, in the past I had contracted what is commonly known as "Yellow Fever." Both my ex-fiancees are of the Asian persuasion. But God only knows what kind of sick, twisted things that woman is thinking. After all, she's married to that Yurtle the Turtle-looking motherfucker who's sold us...
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    Charlottesville erupts.

    And the guy I quoted paraphrased an even better quote.
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    Why Was ‘Crowds On Demand’ Recruiting in

    I don't. My ancestors didn't make it to the US until the early 1900's on my ***'s side. And my ***'s side settled in Nebraska in the 1880's. None of 'em participated in that. And the Indians weren't as peaceful towards each other, either. Tribes were constantly fighting each other.
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    Fire and Fury

    WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! Someday. We all owe a death. But it probably won't be at the hands of Little Kim because our President won the biggest game of chicken played in the last thirty years. Kind of funny how this isn't news anymore.
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    Why Was ‘Crowds On Demand’ Recruiting in

    I wish people would stop pretending the US was/is the worst transgressor when it comes to the slave trade and shitty treatment of black people.
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    Charlottesville erupts.

    I believe he's referring to the current situation and not the actual Nazis.
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    I love you guys

    But we're totally on for puddin' wrasslin tomorrow, right?
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    Charlottesville erupts.

    This guy's twitter feed is always worth a gander: https://twitter.com/ThomasWictor/status/898015389182971904 On a slightly different note:
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    Trump & the GOP Tolerate Racism & ****

    Instead of decrying BLM and the ******* it inspired, Obama honored them in the White House. Is that equally despicable?
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    Charlottesville erupts.

    President Trump unequivocally condemned the KKK, white supremacists and Neo Nazis earlier today. He also got a nice swipe at Jim Acosta. It was a good day.
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    GoDaddy, Anonymous Silence the Voice of ****

    You're an idiot. Freedom of speech doesn't apply here as pointed out by Jagger. They ******** their terms of service, as pointed out by Jagger. They in-artfully attacked a ******** woman a day after the event. I fucking **** VA Nazis.
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    Charlottesville erupts.

    Replace either of those groups with Antifa and BLM and you could make the exact same statement.
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    Charlottesville erupts.

    But is Will excited and hopeful that mass ****** will break out in VA?
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    Ashley Judd: What's Her Deal?

    Needs tits. President Trump was right when he said a flat chested woman could never be a 10. Maybe that's the root of her crazy; the sudden realization that President Trump is, in fact, right about a few things. Especially tits.
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    Charlottesville erupts.

    Re: Charlotte erupts. Yeah, thanks.
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    what is wrong with that board?

    Not enough Indians complaining about their complete lack of game.
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    Charlottesville erupts.

    Re: Charlotte erupts. *Charlottesville* sigh
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    Charlottesville erupts.

    Re: Charlotte erupts. Yeah, that asshole's twitter feed is totally legit.
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    Fire and Fury

    Imma just leave this here. http://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2017/08/11/rosie-odonnell-apologizes-to-kim-jong-un-for-donald-trump/
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    Charlottesville erupts.

    Re: Charlotte erupts. First available link. Update it as you will.
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    Charlottesville erupts.

    Re: Charlotte erupts. First available link. Update it as you will.
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    1 Dead and 19 Injured at 'Unite the Right' Rally

    Day late and a dollar short, again.
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    Charlottesville erupts.

    Re: Charlotte erupts. Holy ****.
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    Charlottesville erupts.

    I **** Virginia Nazis. Motherfucking neckbeard asshats. But the Founding Fathers knew unpopular speech is the kind of speech that specifically needs protecting, so who am I to condemn them for being neckbearded asshats? Oh, about the terrorist that hit 20 people with his car...
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    +++ GUMBO SOUP of Interesting Stuff

    As long as he keeps it to this thread instead of starting other, more insipid threads, I'm good.
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    If You Were On Death Row And About To Be Executed What Would You Want As Your Last Meal?

    Evander Holyfield's ********. Wait, I was channeling my inner Mike Tyson. Beef Wellington or Bouef Bourgingon; Brussels sprouts roasted with bacon and onions; loaded big-ass baked potato; wedge salad with ranch instead of bleu cheese; ***'s garlic bread; bananas ****** with fireball *******...
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    My question to pro-life people...

    I had to look up Depo-provera.
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    My question to pro-life people...

    https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/princeton-professor-give-insane-defense-ethics-abortion/
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    My question to pro-life people...

    If half the people who claim to be pro life are full of **** then all of the people who claim to be pro choice are full of ****. I make no pretense about capital punishment and my support of it. I don't care if it's not a deterrent to crime. I don't care that some of the deserving scumbags have...
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    Are You Pro-Life Or Pro-Choice?

    This should end well. I'm pro Life. Up to a point.
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    2017/2018 NCAA Football Thread

    My Hawkeyes will probably have an off year. Every time they've had a decent season since 1999, the next year they lose four or five games. Insight.com or maybe the Holiday Bowl. Woof.
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    "Blondage" Marie Harf

    So that's happening tonight.
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    Fire and Fury

    Just renamed my dukes "Fire" and "Fury." I'll post pics of the new tattoos soon. http://insider.foxnews.com/2017/08/09/donald-trump-north-korea-guam-governor-responds-threat-nuclear-war-lindsey-graham
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    Ronald Reagan

    I just took the biggest Zeab. Two flushes and I almost had to break it up with a spatula. I didn't think my ass would ever be clean again.
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    Glenn Campbell 1936-2017

    Well, ****. That pretty much ruined my day. So long, Glenn Campbell. We hardly knew ye.
  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    My Fuckin' ******-in-Law!

    I dunno, mang. As proven in countless other interpersonal threads, one hundred dollars is a princely sum that cannot be ignored.
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    My Fuckin' ******-in-Law!

    Give her or both of them one hundred dollars. It's a cure all.
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    What was your first payroll job?

    Yard Man at Gilcrest/Jewett Lumber Co in Des Moines.
  39. Ace Boobtoucher

    Sapphira and her Heavenly Body

    Needs tits and a solid tax reform position.
  40. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Official bobjustbob AMA thread

    Is it clothing optional when Bob does his world famous banana dance ?
  41. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Blue Flame was not a car

    Neat car and what a cool road to run on!
  42. Ace Boobtoucher

    NFL '17 Season Thread

    Morten Andersen should expect a call from the FCC. Great speech, though.
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