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    Beastie Boys Co-Founder Adam Yauch Dead at 48 after battle with cancer RIP

    ^^ I remember carrying my Licensed to Ill cassette with me everywhere I went back in the day man ... Another plane, another train another bottle in the brain ...
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    Beastie Boys Co-Founder Adam Yauch Dead at 48 after battle with cancer RIP

    ^^ That's awesome. I'm truly very sad about this. I think these guys meant more to me than I realized.
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    Does yogurt improve semen?

    My friend told me that it doesn't improve the taste of your semen. :uohs: :o
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    Would You Give Up Your Password to Get a Job?

    Faceboook is for idiots. :2 cents: Oh Hai! :facepalm:
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    Would You Give Up Your Password to Get a Job?

    Thanks for the 'current' story Will.
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    Beastie Boys Co-Founder Adam Yauch Dead at 48 after battle with cancer RIP

    Now his name was M.C.A. He had a license to ****.
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    I have the best idea ever!

    ...
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    The Number of extremely Hot Women currently living on Earth

    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. :dunno:
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    Best places to meet single women...

    McDonald's
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    Sex facts

    18 quarts my ass...
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    Meooow !!

    :yesyes:
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    Vote for Vicky Vette this year - Miss Freeones 2012

    Hey Vicky, what's your favourite brand of ****? :glugglug:
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    Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

    Did 'em all. :( I know, I know. I could focus on things like crafting and improving items, etc. But why, so I can stare at my character? I've ****** everything in the game, so what's the point? :facepalm:
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    a plug and a shovel

    That's some fancy moderatin'!
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    Epic Guitar

    If it sounds good, it is good. This thread is about posting what we like.
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    Epic Guitar

    Olve Eikemo aka Abbath Doom Occulta is currently my favorite guitar player. While not an accomplished lead player, his riffs are second to none. Genre and pageantry aside, this man can play. Check out Immortal: Live at Wacken Open Air 2007. May I suggest: Sons of Northern Darkness 15:07...
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    Bret Michaels' hair.

    Bret Michaels: Vocalizin' & Socializin' :cool: Rikki Rockett: Sticks, Tricks & Lipstick Fix :cool: Bobby Dall: Bass Rapin' & Heartbreakin' :cool: C.C. DeVille: Guitar Screechin' & Hair Bleachin' :cool: And by :cool: I mean :cool: and not :facepalm:.
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    The Penis Size Worldwide Map (country)

    No balls though.
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    I Do Fake Cumshots! JUST ASK

    Call me.
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    What! Nutella makes you fat!

    But ... I didn't read the label! :dunno:
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    Your thoughts on Obama?

    Re: So you think the rich should pay more in taxes, huh? No, that fact rang out like a school bell inches from my ear.
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    Bikini-Babe...

    :drool2:
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    Is Greed Good?

    Greed it beyond bad. It it man's worst trait.
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    Jeff Stryker - a zombie ******* porn star.

    ^^ Yeah, I knew you knew.
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    Jeff Stryker - a zombie ******* porn star.

    No, that was Peter North.
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    Freaky Friday

    ^ It would be the best 2.5 seconds of my life I'm sure. :o
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    Beautiful Milf

    Right. I said she looks like her.
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    Beautiful Milf

    Looks like Cynthia Pendragon. Not sure about the tattoo though ...
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    hi every one

    omg :fcaeplom:
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    Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

    I finished the main quest before I hit Level 30. Now, I'm bored as ****.
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    Shots Fired

    How much have you had to ***** tonight? Plenty. Plenty? How much ... ? Draws his weapon and attempts to shoot a police officer point blank in the face. He misfires. And forfeits his own life in the span of a few seconds. Because he was *****, irresponsible and armed. -YvfeHNFMpM
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    Hey fellas, what's your hairstyle?

    Two words: Soul Glo.
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    Epic Guitar

    Check. This. ****. Out. :eek: Nerds. :cool: yDE2VQzghp4
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    I've Never Been To Starbucks

    I'm good for at least 2 Grandes a day. I loves mah coffeh!
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    Has anyone else been getting this?

    The powder blue background? You must have checked the I Prefer The Company Of Men box when you registered.
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    Word to describe a little bit chubby girls?

    The lady looks great. However, it would appear that the guy's head is where his legs should be and vice-versa. He should hurl himself down a fucking cliffside.
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    BrianaLeeExtreme.com Briana Lee's Brand New Website!!!

    I was just jokin'.
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    I've Never Been To Starbucks

    For your reference: http://www.quicksilverweb.net/sbucks/sbcharts.htm Don't feel intimidated - SBux wants your cash as much as the next person's. :)
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    Need advice on buying a washer/dryer

    Spex, get a stacking combo. It'll fit nicely in the kitchen! ;)
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    hi every one

    Bpmu :hatsfo:
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    Squallumz Has Won, But I Will Blow You All in Los Angeles

    I will also masturbate a lot.
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    I'll settle this once and for all.

    C'mon Sam. Regardless of your beliefs, you must acknowledge that the comparison you posted is heavily biased. Note: I am not a Conservative.
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    Your discovery of the week - a rolling (I'd) hit (it) list

    Nephael Derkani ! :drool2: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?601206-Nephael-1rst-post
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