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If I were Fred Goldman I don't know how I could stop myself from just ******* that motherfucker. How much time do you really think he'd get? Remember "A Time to ****"? Hmmmm.....

I don't agree with anyone of the lawsuits but....Is anyone else just fucking sick of this guy?

It's the typical Valium popping housewife paranoia, who mostly likely let their 11 year old watch violent movies and listen to 50 cent, found everywhere in this dumbed down redneck country. Although I think this me and this guy must be brothers from different *******: NICE.

Alright Donko, that's two posts in your entire Freeones career, both talking about paying for the privilege of reaching orgasm. Find a woman dude. Keep trying, strike out over and over until you get it right if that's what it takes but you need to find one of those women that will fuck you...

Are you kidding me? These people are sick!

hmmm, maybe that's where you're going wrong. 40 bucks IS NOT alot of money and for that paltry amount I would expect something rather "disgusting". I've never engaged the services of a prostitute but I have friends that have. They usually drop about $300 but apparently these are hot chicks...

All we need is some mentally unbalanced expert with a fourth-story window and a sniper rifle. Oh how I pray. Die OJ, motherfucker.

I disagree BNF. I threw around the word "deserve" twice so I guess you are referring to my comments, both of which were in reference to the fact that they don't deserve any money via a lawsuit. They were paid for their services and now that they're embarrassed that the whole world saw the...

Yeah, maybe. I just can't ever get it out of my head that she's just one big walking herpe, and then turns me off profusely.

A porn name is something like: Ginger Lynn Amber Knights Shayla Satin Nikki Lixx Christy Canyon Katie Cummings Names that have a sexual innuendo or roll off the tongue in a sultry way. Not Melinda Clarke, Kate Moss, Keri Russell, Jennifer Smith, Laura Davis, Mindy Jones, or Shania Twain or...

Sad as it is, that article basically details why those people are in the position they are in and why they deserve nothing more than they already have. Don't let your ******* **** in the street. It does not take one cent of wealth to clean up your fucking yard and stop burning toxic garbage...

My weak little computer weeps :******: :crash:

Melissa Midwest by a country mile.

Never heard of 'em but then again I listen to a bunch of **** no one's ever heard of.

Eddie, Piece of Mind all the way. I'm just hoping you refrain from bandwidth-robbing signatures! lol.

Don't worry, I smoke weed all the time, ***** every day, and am not opposed to the occasional rail jammed up my nose either. It's been a couple years, though, since I've enjoyed any psychedelics. I think I've reduced it to the more run of the mill recreational **** use.

Eh, just watch paint dry, it's more interesting. Although if you did watch her tape, you'd have the rare opportunity to witness the transmission of STDs right in front of your eyes.:thumbsup:

Re: Britney Spears getting divorced. The ONLY problem I have with this "Sex Tape" is that it seems Fed Ex is going to make a ton of money of it. Her image is that of dumbfuck redneck and a tape of her sucking dick and taking it up the dirt will only HELP her career. The horrible injustice...

Actually looks hot? You have Cameron Diaz in your signature and you're sarcastically saying someone looks hot? Without personalizing it as much as possible, that is kind of a rock flying out of a glass house. I'm just saying...

Damn Double L, we do think alike. All I could think of after read what he posted was either forgot his medication or overdosed on it. Love ya :glugglug:

You're right Dave, he's a role model. Gimme more KRAP!

Fed Ex is good at one thing: Running out of money. In about 18 months he'll be out back of some seedy Sunset Blvd club, sucking dick for cigarette money. Then maybe he'll get rolled by some crackheads and thankfully vanquished from this planet :violent:

WHAT the hell is going on here :wtf: These are supposed to be porn sounding names. Does "Melinda Clarke" sound like a porn name to you? I'll give ya Bush, Wood, and Givens but then you got a bunch of normal sounding **** thrown in there.

Eh, she's obviously sexy with a nice body and GREAT boobs. But she's got kind of a ***** face. :dunno:

Oh ****, that's right. I'm not going to tell you how I take a leak but I will tell you how Krystal Steal does it. She has a sex scene and the guy pulls out and starts to stroke his cock. In a fit of ******, Krystal jumps up and runs for cover. Later, she is found in a dark corner, shivering...

I've been in this thread now for 17 seconds. 17 seconds that I'll never have again. You owe me Donkey Boy. :mad:

Yes, the world has always sucked and it always will. People holding hands, sharing their food, opening their homes, carpooling in hybrid cars, tending each others' organic gardens, giving free medical care, dividing the land into equal parcels of green grass, and peacefully teaching one another...

Oh it's definitely just a rejection of the republicans. The one benefit is those neocons will not be able to run roughshod over the nation as they have so undemocratically for the past 6 years. But, as always, the democratic party is still a festival of imcompetent buffoonery. Just look who...

This is where I disagree with you Georges, and since you hijacked the thread I will continue down that road. Our invasion of Iraq has caused a much larger threat to us and our troops than Saddam ever was. 2 Points here: 1. The international backlash has been harsh and is only building...

Yes, now I'm very upset and I don't know if I can go on :******: :cry:

Re: Anna Kournikova Exposed! This broke my heart http://gabsmash.blogspot.com/2006/11/bony-mcbone.html What the FUCK is it with all these girls getting unattractively skinny. She was the poster girl for all that is good: gorgeous women, health, and physical fitness. Now she looks like...

She needs to date a tanning bed.

I'm 18 and I'm wondering if you masterbate alot and what pornstar is the hottest and what your myspace account is and who has the best ass. Do you want to IM naughty notes?

What's your problem Her' Dokkter? Perhaps you missread my post, which is highly likely since you seem damn near illiterate. Try again though, and if your 7 seven remaining brain cells can find each other then you might be able to comprehend what I'm saying. That I commented on this woman's...

Re: MASSIVE Cumshots Thread! My goodness, you ain't kidding. She's incredible. :rubbel:

No breast? How 'bout a thigh? Maybe a wing?

Ewww :throwup: you're right. These two are just a carnival of filth and the whole story reeks of desperation. :eek:

She sounds like a tremendous pain in the ass and with all the shitty ink and jewelry, she looks like you'd be fucking the gift shop of an S&M dungeon. Attention whores by nature are unattractive and she is their queen.

Really? Are you aware of a little heavy metal masterpiece known as "Master of Puppets" or maybe Slayer's "Reign in *****" or even Testament's "The Legacy"? Anything but "And Justice For All". Good album but terribly engineered sound reinforcement and, let's face it, not exactly a bastion of...

Daaayymmn! She is looking REAL good these days. :nanner:

Kerry's such a fuckin' idiot. At a crucial time when his pathetically inept party has their best chance in 30 years to capitalize on the reprehensible actions of the equally inept Republican party, he goes and forcibly rams his foot in his mouth. And he does this 10 DAYS BEFORE AN ELECTION! I...

Double L makes some good points, like always. The thing I notice is when you come on here with a totally inane story about a hard on and a fat chick at the drive thru, the intelligent life forms around here are going to view you as you appear to be: So goddamn insecure that you have to...

A Greatest Guitar Player Ever poll without Stevie Ray Vaughn? The validity of this thread is greatly in question.

Great link. In her Bio it says she's from DODGE City, KS. That's a hell of a coincidence. :rofl2:

Look dude, I only need the slightest tidbit of material and I'm off and running with it. The more inane the subject, the better. I got nothing against you personally so please continue posting. None of us are free if one of us is chained.

You didn't expect a sarcastic rip from me? Are you kidding? That's all I do.

Yes, ask Peter. It's a coffee shop, most commonly found in the upper midwest and Canada. It caters to sweat pants wearing neanderthals whose main hobby is jerking off in their cars.

Yes, they are. Make the most out of your time with them.

Re: What about muscular women ? His nuts shrink because his body is overloaded with testosterone and therefore his testicles stop producing it. 'Roids have the opposite effect on women, the increase in testosterone cause the clit to grow into a small dick. Bodybuilder chicks actually tape...

It's a fuckin' coffee shop, for chrissakes.