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  1. Inspector_XXX

    If you could join one site: Crissy M or Catalina Cruz?

    I've been a member of both at different times. Both are good sites and well worth your money. Catalina's site is very slick, very professional-looking, and includes lots of very nice pictures and video clips, not only of Catalina, but of Catalina with other babes (the ones I remember recently...
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    jennifer lavoie

    Jen's fantasic. She's always been one of my favorite playmates. Probably because she kind of reminds me of a girl I had a crush on in school.
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    Jessica Jaymes / Taylor Millen

    Jessica is fantastic. Already one of my favorites.
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    Amy Miller

    Mmmmm.... Amy.
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    Hiding Porn

    Nice! I think I still have a Richard Marx CD sitting around somewhere.
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    SWEET 16: Rocki Roads vs. Nina Mercedez

    Tied now! Come on, Rocki, you can do it.
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    Neriah Davis

    You can Google up her playmate data sheet if you're really interested. All I'll say here is that she looks damn good for a woman of any age.
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    SWEET 16: Jenna Jameson vs. Neriah Davis

    No, no... it's "brick shithouse". Not that I have any idea what it's supposed to mean, but that's just what people say about a well-built woman.
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    SWEET 16: Catalina Cruz vs. Nikki Nova

    No shame in that!
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    SWEET 16: Jenna Jameson vs. Neriah Davis

    Thanks, BigNikkiFan. Sorry again about not voting for your girl. Looking around the tournament right now, I'm seeing: Krystal stomping Silvia. I didn't vote that way, but I'm not surprised; Krystal is coming into her prime now and Silvia's in the twilight of her career. Crissy beating Gina...
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    SWEET 16: Catalina Cruz vs. Nikki Nova

    Very true. But can't you also say that Catalina has taken a different view of what can be a model's career? (Not saying you're wrong to pick Nikki; I'm just pointing out again how difficult it is to choose between these two.)
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    SWEET 16: Rocki Roads vs. Nina Mercedez

    I'm always happy when I can use the phrase "brick shithouse" and have someone say it's "remarkable analysis." :)
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    SWEET 16: Brittney Skye vs. Jill Kelly

    You saying something's wrong with that, boy?
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    SWEET 16: Jenna Jameson vs. Neriah Davis

    This is such an interesting matchup. Not because it's any contest, but because it really shows what happens when a model who's gorgeous in her early twenties gets older. Ten years ago, Neriah was the most gorgeous Playmate I'd ever set eyes on. Absolutely stunning. Now she's ten years older...
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    SWEET 16: Rocki Roads vs. Nina Mercedez

    What's funny about these last four matchups is that they all feature two girls who are very similar in some ways. Aria and Veronica are both natural-looking brunettes. Neriah and Jenna are both chesty blondes. Catalina and Nicky are both sexy, friendly brunettes. And Rocki and Mercedez are...
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    SWEET 16: Veronica Zemanova vs. Aria Giovanni

    Obviously this is going to be a big matchup. Two gorgeous brunettes with natural-looking bodies. I'm guessing these girls have a lot of fans in common. Unfortunately, I'm not one of them. I can see the beauty of both of these women, but neither of them really does anything for me. So, on...
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    SWEET 16: Catalina Cruz vs. Nikki Nova

    Sneaking a peek at work and my officemate might get back any minute... Very, very, very tough decision. Two absolutely stunning brunettes, both with very nice breasts (Catalina's new ones look even better than her old ones), both with wonderful hair, both with stunning faces, both oozing sex...
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    SWEET 16: Gina Lynn vs. Crissy M

    Crissy's a fine-looking woman. Nice body, great tits, gorgeous hair. But Gina has all that. Plus she's blonde. Plus she has those gorgeous cocksucking lips. No contest.
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    SWEET 16: Brittney Skye vs. Jill Kelly

    Like Ranger says, it's the up-and-comer vs. the reigning queen. Both very luscious. Both with nice tits, blonde hair, yadda yadda yadda. We're getting to the point in this tournament where it's getting hard to come up with reasons to pick one girl over the other, because most of these...
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    SWEET 16: Lanny Barbie vs. Erica Rose Campbell

    Hmmmm. Erica's got that sweet girl-next-door look to her. The kind of girl you'd take home to your ******. Lanny, on the other hand, is the kind of girl you'd take home to fuck, but you'd never want to let your ****** see her. Hey, I like my ******, but who am I kidding? I'm taking Lanny.
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    SWEET 16: Silvia Saint vs. Krystal Steal

    So... Krystal beat Sky Lopez. Funny, because Krystal's first big exposure on the internet came from some girl-girl sets she did with Sky, who was already established and popular. It seems the student has surpassed the teacher. And now we have another matchup of gorgeous blondes. Krystal, to...
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    Hardly's Tournament : The sweet 16

    Nice work, magicbird. Looks like a lot of interesting matchups in this round. In fact, they all look pretty hard to predict. Should be fun.
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    Round 2: Briana Banks vs. Rocki Roads

    Rocki by one vote! Schwing!
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    Taylor St. Claire / Taylor St Clair

    I just found the site with her films. I don't want to post the link here, but it's not hard to Google up. Pretty sick stuff. Frankly I wish I hadn't looked for it.
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    Taylor St. Claire / Taylor St Clair

    White power? No ****? Like BigNikkiFan said, that really destroys my ability to enjoy her. How terrible.
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    Who is this latina?

    The address you put in is broken... it cut out part in the middle and put in a "...". Try again and use the "http://" button in the message composer to make an actual link instead of just pasting the address.
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    April Arikssen

    Just to confirm, that's definitely April Arikssen. It's an older hardcore set she did. That second girl looks familiar, but I can't quite put my finger on her. The picture has an Earl Miller look to it; he did a lot of shoots for Penthouse, so she might be a Pet. I'll see if I can figure it out.
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    Official Grandaddy of all wank off threads

    That's what I thought when I read this. Looks like you and I are the same generation. Hard to remember which was the first pornstar I jerked off to. I think it must have been Hyapatia Lee, who was in one of my ***'s Penthouse magazines.
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    Round 2: Veronica Zemanova vs. Adele Stephens

    Neck and neck... very interesting.
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    Round 2: Briana Banks vs. Rocki Roads

    Me too. I think Rocki must have retired or something, because I haven't seen anything new from her in a long time.
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    Round 2: Briana Banks vs. Rocki Roads

    When you consider that she's not wearing makeup in that picture, I think she looks pretty hot.
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    Found! That Hot Delivery Girl

    There's something indescribably sexy about a ponytail coming out of the back of a baseball cap.
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    Round 2: Briana Banks vs. Rocki Roads

    And by the way, thanks again to DickHardly for putting together the whole tournament, and thanks to magicbird for posting the updates, weblinks, pictures, etc.
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    Round 2: Briana Banks vs. Rocki Roads

    Wow, is this really the last round 2 matchup? Hard to believe, but I guess it makes sense. Each round should take half as long as the previous one.
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    Round 2: Briana Banks vs. Rocki Roads

    So let's look at the scorecard. Who's got better legs? Rocki. Better ass? Rocki. Better tits? Rocki. Prettier face? Rocki, although I give Briana bonus points for that come-fuck-me snarl she's always wearing. And frankly, I've just been in love with Rocki for way too long. Rocki all...
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    Round 2: Jenna Jameson vs. Amber Michaels

    This is difficult. As previous posters have noted, both of these girls are overexposed. Jenna is prettier than Amber, but she's even more overexposed. Amber's pretty plain in my opinion. If I saw her on the street without makeup and before she got the implants, I probably wouldn't look twice...
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    Round 2: Veronica Zemanova vs. Adele Stephens

    Two gorgeous women. Two sets of large, but natural-looking breasts. Two very well-published models. But Adele has been around much longer. I've been seeing Adele for almost 10 years now. No contest. Plus, I prefer blondes.
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    Round 2: Catalina Cruz vs. Tabitha Stevens

    Not a hard choice at all. I voted for Tabitha last round only because she was matched up against Tiffany Towers, who does absolutely nothing for me. But Tabitha's big negative is her mouth, which just doesn't shut up. Every video I see of her talking, she comes across as this self-centered...
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    Round 2: Krystal Steal vs. Sky Lopez

    As pornluvr notes, Sky's new tats-all-over look makes this one harder than it would have been otherwise. What really sticks out for me on this one is personality. Every time I see Sky in a video she's laughing or joking around about something. She's a wild girl. Krystal, on the other hand...
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    Round 2: Jill Kelly vs. Kobe Tai

    I'm a lover of chesty blondes. Does Kobe have enough to win against that? Nope.
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    Round 2: Erica Rose Campbell vs. Devon

    And judging from the vote so far, I'll have the sex doll all to myself. :)
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    Round 2: Erica Rose Campbell vs. Devon

    Like I said in the last round, Devon is like a blow-up sex doll that talks occasionally. She's essentially made herself into a walking wet *****. The question is, how long does that stay interesting? Hmmm... Erica's pretty, but not quite beautiful. So I guess I'll stick with the sex doll...
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    Round 2: Crissy M vs. Gauge

    So... do you like girlish and cute or womanly and busty? For me, I think Gauge is cute... to a point. But after awhile the small tits and the young-looking face start to look too young. Crissy, though... one look at Crissy and you know she's all woman. I'm going with her.
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    Avatars

    Take your favorite paint program and a picture of your favorite porn girl. Cut out her face in a square and shrink it down to the avatar size (80x80, I think? Can't remember.) I'm on Linux, so I use the the GIMP, which is free. It's also available for Windows but I've never used the Windows...
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    Condoms or not???

    I agree that it does seem to lose a bit of the excitement when the guy wears a condom. But I can't blame the girls one bit.
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    Hiding Porn

    Wherever you put it, make sure you don't forget about it. I had a porn magazine when I was 15. Fished it out of a trash can. I hid it under the cushions of an old ratty couch we had down in the basement. Completely forgot about it when I left home to go to college. Then, when I was 24 I was...
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    Lotions and Potions

    Man, I hope he enjoyed those four day.
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    Who's this Hot Girl

    I think I smell spam.
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    Round 2: Brittney Skye vs. Tawny Roberts

    A picture of Tawny. (Come on, mods...)
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    Round 2: Brittney Skye vs. Tawny Roberts

    Not easy. This one depends on whether you like your girls trim and tight, or with a bit of meat on them. Tawny is thin and tight. She got a boob-job recently which was a good move because she was almost flatchested before. Now she looks like a medium C-cup, which still leaves her with a nice...
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