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  1. hedonis

    Cealing Cat Watches You...

    Great video! I think I've had cats in my house since I was born. I love 'em. H
  2. hedonis

    Huge package

    Finally, they have bio-engineered a way to feed King Kong.... H
  3. hedonis

    Look No Hands

    The alternative theory is that her boobs are just sticky... eew.... H
  4. hedonis

    Pornstars that grow on you

    When porn stars grow on you, is that like what happened to Steven King's character in "Creepshow"? Eventually you're just covered in them? :D H
  5. hedonis

    Demagogue Chavez Threatens To Stop Oil Exports To America If . .

    And his bid to become dictator-for-life continues. Anyone still surprised by this guy positioning himself to be "King" of Venezuela? H
  6. hedonis

    Trash Talking

    If only newer folks would search....
  7. hedonis

    jenna jameson trasformation

    Ugh... most of those pics make her look like she's about to die from something, jwt? Middle row, third one over... :throwup: H
  8. hedonis

    Aiko Tanaka Lopsided Tites

    They certainly look normal in most of the photos I've seen. :dunno: I think it's a positioning issue in that one. Like they mentioned above, she's pressed against the mirror. H
  9. hedonis

    Leno

    Jesus... :wtf: Did he knock up your ****** or something? H
  10. hedonis

    Police: Body found appears to be missing porn star

    I agree, Fox. While I don't really like the idea that a 24 year old would knock up a ******* year old, it is legal for him to do so in Kansas. I am much more interested, and angered by a guy who left a bar with a young woman who is NOT his girlfriend, and took her somewhere to **** her (if the...
  11. hedonis

    Is there such thing as being too polite?

    I think that being polite, and truly being a gentleman is a lost art, along with speaking and writing clearly and correctly. And as others have mentioned, there's being a gentleman, and then there's being an obviously fake "gentleman" with an agenda. I very much enjoy when I'm in polite...
  12. hedonis

    Zoey Zane.....missing?

    What a sad story. I wonder if the cops have caught up to this guy now. H
  13. hedonis

    My girlfriend hates porn

    I've been there with that one. Jill Kelly and Chasey Lain thought my ex wife was a bitch... :rofl: H
  14. hedonis

    Most irritating action movie cliché?

    Same could be said of the claymore mine, which is really just a bunch of explosive packed behind a metal plate and a bunch of bb's. It's an anti-personnel mine, not a fuel-packed incendiary device! And people turning their pistols fucking sideways! :mad: Especially when they are more accurate...
  15. hedonis

    Favorite Strap On Scene

    Oddly enough, I have one! Julia Ann and Janine both have strap-ons, and they DP Jeanna Fine. Nasty and fun! H
  16. hedonis

    Most irritating action movie cliché?

    Slow motion shots of characters walking across a runway/field/parking lot/etc, with huge, sweeping music playing in the background, and everyone has a very serious look on their face. And anything with Nicholas Cage. H
  17. hedonis

    Do you remember...

    It was a preview on a Swedish Erotica tape for a movie starring Little Oral Annie that was called "I like to Watch". Still remember vividly the shot of her and another chicky with a double dildo. H
  18. hedonis

    The Member Above Me....

    Has been the Original G for way longer than 30 seconds :thumbsup: H
  19. hedonis

    Which comedian do you not find funny

    Most of them. At least in terms of stand-up. I can't stand that stuff, for the most part. Comedians seem to be more funny to me when they're in something like a TV show or movie- though stand-up comedians who regurgitate things from their stand up act on their new sitcom (a la Tim Allen in...
  20. hedonis

    How Long can you go without jerking off

    A long time. H
  21. hedonis

    Anal Sex

    It's a mood thing for my Mrs. Sometimes she would prefer that to anything else :dunno: I just go along for the ride :D H
  22. hedonis

    Adorable Bowel Movement Story

    Same here... I'm not sure "adorable" and "Bowel movement" can successfully be put into the same story. :wave2: H
  23. hedonis

    The Member Above Me....

    Rocks like a hurricane...
  24. hedonis

    Erica Campbell

    Re: Erica Campbell / Erica Rose Campbell The very last pic of that set is just so amazing. :rolleyes: H
  25. hedonis

    Iga Wyrwal - AKA: Eva, Eva Wyrwal, Eve, Iga, Iga A, Iga Wywral, Iva

    Re: Iga A from Met art / IgaA Metart / Eva Wyrwal I like that playboy shoot, though. Nice look. H
  26. hedonis

    starting a ******* in my area! omg!

    Isn't that what ******* is? :dunno: I suppose there would be some "fluffing" involved, but otherwise I think you described it. H
  27. hedonis

    Masturbation experiences

    He said "stimulate".... :rofl:
  28. hedonis

    Anal Sex

    Beautiful- rep for you! :glugglug: to the original poster- it IS nice, isn't it? H
  29. hedonis

    Aria Giovanni

    New to me as well, and quite worth a look! H
  30. hedonis

    Random Statement Thread II

    Nothing really ever quiets the tummy like a nice glass of ginger ale...
  31. hedonis

    Will Priya Rai Make It Big As A Pornstar?

    Why on earth did she decide to do this, anyway? H
  32. hedonis

    Hey everyone its Mariah Milano :)

    Hiya Mariah! :hatsoff: Welcome to freeones- I'm off now to vote. H
  33. hedonis

    Fired Today, Career Over, Possibly Marriage Too ...

    Re: (cont.) Fired Today, Career Over, Possibly Marriage Too Wow- yes, prof. Just "man up & tell your wife to shut the fuck up." That's great advice, coming from someone who doesn't have to look your wife in the eye to do it. If you fucked up, and it sound like you did, he's right about...
  34. hedonis

    China's arsenal.

    First of all, there is no, I repeat NO Chinese submarine that could "knock off" the Kittyhawk. A nuclear weapon can **** everyone on board a carrier, but still won't sink the thing. This is not WWII. A torpedo fired from a sub will certainly do damage to a carrier, but the submarine would...
  35. hedonis

    ****** Guy

    I never got much into ****** Guy. It was like someone took the Simpsons, and just made it more sex/******** oriented. There's some funny bits, but having a ****** *** MORE stupid than Homer Simpson? Yikes H
  36. hedonis

    wedding dance

    Go to the right, and click on "Feminine fat *** dancing" Oh, and that wedding video was cheesy. H
  37. hedonis

    Krystal Steal AKA THE CUM LOVER

    Damn- didn't mean to create a stir. I saw it somewhere in the Watch that video forum. Maybe in an outtakes thread or something. Dang- try searching. :dunno: H
  38. hedonis

    Hottest Sex Act

    Ya know- this thread is just the shining example of how all of this stuff- no matter how it's asked- is just opinion and personal preference. This is so detailed and silly, and such a matter of opinion. Hey- how come vagina ***** fart gargling isn't on here? (Props to Christmas Ape for that...
  39. hedonis

    Prettiest Face / Most Beautiful Pornstar, Babe or Cеleb

    Re: Prettiest Pornstar / Face Nah, I'm tellin' ya- it's Monique Alexander. At least I think so. H
  40. hedonis

    Will Priya Rai Make It Big As A Pornstar?

    The more important question to me is whether D-rock will handle it well or not. :( H
  41. hedonis

    Your most amazing experience....

    Well, the shootout with the *********** was amazing- but bad-amazing. :D The birth of my ********, every time I've been in a sexual threesome or foursome. First time my wife and I had sex... first time we hugged was awesome! It came at just the perfect time. H
  42. hedonis

    China's arsenal.

    The internet is wonderful. So many people with so many opinions. The most basic fact is that not one of us here actually knows everything that's going on, or any of these governments' intentions. China has long wanted to be a major player (I don't know if they know this, but they long have...
  43. hedonis

    Iga Wyrwal - AKA: Eva, Eva Wyrwal, Eve, Iga, Iga A, Iga Wywral, Iva

    Re: Iga A from Met art / IgaA Metart / Eva Wyrwal Welcome to Freeones, Sev! Glad you found out who she was :hatsoff: H
  44. hedonis

    Katlain Ryan

    I almost prefer she NOT do boy-girl work. Kind of like Erica Campbell. Still, seems like pics and links of her are getting harder to find. Hope she's not getting out of modeling. H
  45. hedonis

    Krystal Steal AKA THE CUM LOVER

    I can't remember where I saw that posted but yes, they're just starting to get into things and she stops him and leans forward, farts, and then laughs about it. Maybe in the videos forum :dunno: H
  46. hedonis

    Blow Up Doll And Twin

    Very good one! :glugglug: H
  47. hedonis

    TV Shows

    Well, if it doesn't count when we watch them on the internet, I guess I don't watch TV at all then. :rofl: H
  48. hedonis

    Aria Giovanni Vs Erica Rose Campbell

    Erica for me, but it's close. They both just have so much of what I like in a woman's body and shape. H
  49. hedonis

    I Am Thankful For...

    **** makes things better. :glugglug: H
  50. hedonis

    Krystal Steal AKA THE CUM LOVER

    I don't know, with the deep sound of her voice, the supposed Adam's apple, and the video I saw where she farts on Randy West, I don't think she's that hot. That, and her cum-dodging, no-anal, "I'm now Jenna Jameson" vibe. Not interested, here. :wave2: H
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