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you think? It's kind of "news lite", worth reading if you find it entertaining, but not all that enlightening. I read it at the bank or the dentist.

You can have my dildo when you pry it from my cold dead hands!

I'd get an abortion

The ticket has been dismissed. I'd like to think that it was because the officer was surfing for porn on Freeones and he came across this thread. :tongue:

looks like a clip from a video game, like final fantasy

I was going to point that out. that struck me as a little odd too.

yesss. If I want to close the old window, I'll do it on my own.

Ok, fine, I'll give you that one, based on the common consensus. even though it's wrong.

No you should not. How would the officer know that you were driving *****? If a ***** driver obeys all other traffic laws, then there will be no discernible way to tell that he is in fact *****, and a police officer has no reason to suspect that you are *****, and therefor no cause to pull you...

well "live with" might be an off choice of words. But I've always said that world democracy means letting people choose the way that they want to live, even if it's a way that we don't like. Religious fervor comes and goes, and it comes much easier when there is something to crusade against...

the one where asia argento gets naked.

Yes. have you seen First *****? Now that is an action movie, but it actually has feeling, which Michael Bay's movies lack. Although I will give him props for The Island. For a shameless rip-off of Logan's Run, it was pretty good. but that was mostly due to good lead casting, which is something...

It kinda makes sense if you look at it in the context of 1970's TV specials. that's really the only excuse I can think of.

you just contradicted yourself. is it about safety or is it about issuing tickets? if their goal is to save people, then they should have prevented them from crossing the street in the first place. as opposed to the guy that actually saved them from harm who in this case is being said to have...

well no one cares about comic books and wrestling, which was why they weren't upset about those things, only the movie versions of them. I think the 300 movie was totally accurate. Iranians are deformed monsters and Greeks are all homosexuals. which part did they get wrong?

Judaism is not a race either. this whole thing makes little sense. :confused:

what I want to know is, can you tell the difference between a male and a female asshole? I mean let's post some pics of our assholes here, and see if we can tell the difference when the balls and the vaggies are cropped out!

no, trek wins hands down with hotter chicks.

What would you do... for a Klondike bar?

why does everyone always say that? that was the point I was making. why would I make the same point that you were?

i'd try to hook him up with your gay ***, bloodshotscott. then we could go fishin and ***** **** while our sons boned each other.

buy him a pony

I agree with you chef. feeding people is just as valuable as stitching them up. ah, but you might say, I can feed myself. well you can also administer your own medical care, but you choose to pay someone else to do so. either position is based on the assumption that this person posses an...

where does science state that? a fertilized egg is just as much alive as a non-fertilized egg and a sperm cell. now you could argue that only a fertilized egg constitutes as a human being, but all of them fit the criteria for the biological defintion of a living organism. it just doesn't help...

Re: Reagan, single government, Atlantic [re-]engagement ... I wasn't claiming that you were, that was just my opinion. oh yeah, and the Reagan thing, I just meant that he had a lot of policies that focused on the Americas. Maybe some people might think of Bush and NAFTA, but just for me when...

I saw it in that movie 30 million BC so it must be true.

well there ya go. I'm not sure if that's the general consensus, but that seemed to be Reagan's idea. All things considered, it's not a bad one. Personally I think that the whole idea of nation-states is pretty stupid and not really founded on anything but people accepting principles that were...

hell yeah, I kiss dudes too.

good links Will E. it's pretty crazy to think that we really haven't proven that a comet or an asteroid was the cause of dinosaur extinction. That is the best theory, and it's the one that every layman thinks is correct, but we can't say for sure.

the people that think America should just isolate itself off from the rest of the world seem to lack a fundamental understanding of economics or history. Do you ever wonder why the heck America was even colonized in the first place? Think about that one and maybe you will start to understand...

Ok, I see your point. Authority figures have to maintain the preservation of law because it's the pillar that society is founded on, no matter how stupid that it may be. If people were allowed to act on their own free will and volition than the house of cards would collapse and we would...

well glad that you liked them. but I think you are one of the only ones.

hmm. I don't know about that. he's right about some of the more obvious ones, but a few I'd really have to disagree with, such as the road warrior being ranked higher than mad max, superman two being better than the first one, as well as the same thing for Terminator and in general Jurassic park...

well I know how to spot a male french pornstar: they always pull out. just kidding guys, calm down, no hard feelings. let's all eat some freedom fries.

I think we need a point by point comparison: Weapons: Star Wars: Light Sabers Star trek: Phazers Transportation: Trek: matter transporter wars: X-wing fighter jet mack ***** pimp: Wars: Han Solo Trek: Captain Kirk ***** that yells incoherently: Trek: Klingon Wars: Wookie Gay Robot...

her name is like rachel mcafarlane or something rachel mcadams?

touche I'm just happy to see how progressive we've become giving jobs to the mentally challenged.

The fact that he converted the sizes to metric is almost enough for me to give rep. I'm not going to because I think that I've done far too much to encourage these kinds of threads merely by my posting alone. but good effort.

is spleen ****** or not?

lol, what? I didn't quite get that question the first three times, can you repeat it?

God Bless Our Illiterate Troops

I didn't make that statement. I said that if you have to choose between saving a persons life and jaywalking, to choose to uphold that law instead and let the person die would be a stupid choice. I have too, and I don't have a memorization of every single square foot of traffic space and the...

If I wasn't in Iraq right now i'd be eating cinnamon rolls, kicking back in a comfy chair and surfing Freeones. Lucky me.

I'm going to sue this asshole that I ran over for damaging my car, just as soon as he comes out of the ****.

Yes. It is not mandatory for police to give out tickets, especially for such ***** offenses. It was in his prerogative to not issue that ticket, and instead concentrate his efforts on something that is more worthwhile to society. Police are often criticized not because they fail to do their...

for the record, it was the two old ladies that were jay walking, and caused the accident, and this guy pushed them out of the way from being flattened and got hit himself instead. If you want to ticket those old bitches, then be my guest, but this guy is a hero and he should get a medal. yeah...

the guy was already rich, so he can't even say that he did it for the money, he's just a sadistic bastard. I think that high profile people should be treated harsher than normal people, it only seems fair that their punishment should be equal to their status. You get to have privilege for what...

I think that it requires at least 4 people to constitute as a gang bang. otherwise, it's just a three-way. also, it makes at least one of the guys gay. it's up to you to figure out which one.

300

More cowbell!