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  1. calpoon

    White chicks w/ black dicks

    I saw a video of a well-known pornstar (I forget who it was, but I recognized her at the time) using a strap-on dildo to fuck a guy. it was rather odd. I wonder who the target audience would be for that sort of thing?
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    States Consider **** Testing For Welfare Recips

    ok, so we've heard from someone on *****. can we hear from someone on welfare now?
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    States Consider **** Testing For Welfare Recips

    well then why don't you? you're always bitching about how little money you make. I suppose that it's noble that you'd rather suffer for the high road. stupid, but noble. I think life is hard enough as it is, I'll take an easy break when it comes to me. If the government is dumb enough to throw...
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    Olivia Olovely Your Psychologist?

    I'm not crazy and if you tell anyone that I was here, I'll fuckin **** you! This is confidential? Then just between you and me, I am crazy. And I'll fuckin **** you!
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    States Consider **** Testing For Welfare Recips

    I just don't believe that your ****** who is a nurse and owns a house and 4 cars and a plasma tv and laptop, yadda yadda is on welfare. I knew someone that was on welfare and they were denied services because they "made too much money" after getting a part time job that paid minimum wage. most...
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    What gives us the right to eat other creatures?

    I see a lot of mantra chanting... but I don't see anything to actually back it up. isn't it fun to play the semantics game? I can play too: The majority of ******* are herbivores. Actually, the majority of organisms on the planet are vegetables themselves. So all of you people that think eating...
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    What gives us the right to eat other creatures?

    this thread sucks.
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    Hi who is online now :)

    I'm not. please leave a message for my receptionist.
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    If you were stuck on an island with Daisy Marie...

    Try to avoid being eaten by that fucking black smoke!
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    Do you think the people in Fargo are gonna make it?

    yeh, so it rains a little bit. and a lot of dumbass people drive their cars through flooded areas and die. that is their own fault. The economy would be a lot better if we didn't have to waste money on saving all these people and rebuilding their **** so that it can be destroyed again next year.
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    What gives us the right to eat other creatures?

    are you a vegetarian freerayn? just wondering, you don't have to answer that if You don't want to.
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    Do you think the people in Fargo are gonna make it?

    you guys need to move. why is it that people live next to flowing bodies of water, tornado and hurricane paths, along fault lines... and then they are surprised when they have storms, floods and earthquakes? I live in the middle of the desert, the worst thing that happens is that it gets...
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    Whats Your Age Rule

    no offense mate, but that's pretty much the whole point of that rule- to keep old dudes away from all the eligible hotties in the bar.
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    Lost

    eh, I don't buy it about Amy being a hostile. It's just more likely that the hostiles/others took the Dharma **** the same way that they later did with the 815 survivor ****. They don't really want to **** people, they just want to ensure that no one leaves the island or makes it's location...
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    World cities begin big switch-off

    most people keep the lights off for more than an hour a day anyway- I don't know the actual average, but I'd say that it's at least 10 or more hours. these kinds of ideas don't ever accomplish anything. It's kind of like when they have those protests where a group of people don't show up to...
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    Toilet Paper: Over or Under? The ONE, TRUE Answer!

    the best answer i've heard is that you should hang it overwise to potentially avoid shitty fingers smearing on the wall when trying to grab it underhanded.
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    Most degrading porn?

    yeah, maybe they agreed to it, but that doesn't mean it was a good idea and they really knew what they were getting into. a lot of people do things that they regret because other people managed to convince them that it seemed like the right thing to do at the time. there are a lot of women in...
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    What Would You Ask Peter North?

    What happens if I dry-clean a garment that says "hand-wash only"? and what is the best method of getting cum stains out of fabric?
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    Has Anyone Just Got Up and Moved

    never done it. but if you've experienced periods of joblessness and have had to ***** on someones couch, then you have learned to deal with the situation. I'd say that it doesn't matter if it's here or somewhere else, ya know?
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Just saw the new Nick Cage movie Knowing. Nothing outstanding, but an entertaining sci-fi flick with a few good suspense scenes. It managed to keep the pace well, and not have a lot of dull or rushed moments- which is enough to meet my expectations and call it worth watching, which can't be...
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    North American Indians Justified?

    plus the fact that Mexicans are not slaughtering millions of American citizens. Kind of a different situation. a more fitting comparison: would white Americans have been justified to use ***** to repel the European immigrants that came to this country in the late 19/early 20th century? also...
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    Why do males have nipples?

    Because God said so.
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    Neapolitan icecream justified?

    ebony, ivory, strawberry, together in perfect harmony
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    Neapolitan icecream justified?

    pineapple and ice cream seems weird to me.
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    7 hot Porn Stars confirmed for FreeOnesParty LA (pics)

    For the sake of geographical fairness to all the FO's members, I think the party should be held on a floating chunk of ice in the middle of the Atlantic.
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    Lost

    Great to see an OCSM that loves Lost! Interesting ideas, I can't imagine that Ben would want Sayid to **** him, since self-preservation seems to be his goal above all else. But that's a pretty original concept. I hope that we are going to find out more about thier relationship because there...
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    Ever search for a porn star who looks like someone you met?

    sure, I do that all the time.... but you just have to wing it. as far as I know there isn't any sites that have a police sketch artist on hand to be able to match your minute details... but it does seem like there would be some kind of site that allows you to browse general stats- I want to...
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    pornstar on the freeones boards.

    that is so wrong. but kinda funny.
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    Lost

    not really a shocking ending, but I loved it anyway. It was kind of interesting/weird to see them jump back into the single character flashbacks. haven't seen those in a while- even though some of them we re-caps true. Not much else to say. The other characters were pretty much just filler. I...
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    North American Indians Justified?

    Most of the north-eastern Indians were agrarian people that were totally peaceful. In the beginning there were few conflicts between them and the settlers. Everyone knows the story of the first "thanksgiving" and the Indians were willing to "give" land and food to the settlers who were not...
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    My thoughts on God

    After Milton Waddams died he was whisked up to Heaven, entered the pearly gates, and approached Saint Peter. Peter began to read to him from the Book of Deeds, at which point Milton proclaimed, "It doesn't matter why I am here! I want to talk to God about how long I had to wait to die and how...
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    When will the 3 Millionth Post be made? Win 1 Year to PayOnes, Brazzer and more!

    April 20th - 4:20 pm 3 millionth bong hit
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    Sigs and banners

    MS Paint.
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    What are you talking about?

    you're only as old as you feel.
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    When will the 3 Millionth Post be made? Win 1 Year to PayOnes, Brazzer and more!

    how am I supposed to remember all the numbers that are picked? I predict that the board will crash before the 3 millionth post arrives. or even better, that the 3 millionth post is the trigger for world nuclear Armageddon.
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    If You Had to Choose One

    someone who was an accomplished boat builder or survival expert.
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    What are you talking about?

    RIP BlueBalls 1979-2009
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    do you see any real news here?

    I thought by "here" you meant posted on the freeones board. The answer to that question would be mostly No.
  39. calpoon

    What gives us the right to eat other creatures?

    I've discussed this before in my thread specifically about "rights". You have the right to exist...until you die (assuming that you exist in the first place. You don't have the right to be created). Aside from a few more simple things like that, you don't have any other rights, you have ideas...
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    Einstein Saw Religion as a "Childish Superstition"

    I don't know about that. Maybe he was critical of religion (religion and spiritual belief aren't neccesarily the same thing.) but I don't think that you can say he was a "devout" atheist. considering that he also has many qoutes which seem to favor his belief in a higher "power" beyond what...
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    How to lose your job in 140 characters or less

    even worse who is the fuck that read his twitter post and then narced him out to the company for it? but hey, thank God that he wasn't in some commie union that would try to project his job, right?
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    Do u pay ur tax in America?

    this last year I didn't. I was in the zero withholding bracket. In other words didn't make enough money to qualify for having to give any of it away to the government. It's not as glamorous as it sounds, I think it's like less than $10,000 a year. I had my *** claim me as a dependent on her...
  43. calpoon

    what the truth----anal sex

    I appreciate the links Blink. But let me just say that I don't find them to be conclusive. I hope that you can believe me when I say that I did read them (baring about the second half of the 28 page pdf) and not simply dismissed them off hand, but that trying to pick them apart would merely be...
  44. calpoon

    High School Basketball Team Loses Playoff Game (Because Of Their Uniforms?)...

    If their uniforms were in *********, then they should not have been allowed to play the game. they shouldn't have been penalized during the actual game (and continued play), which may have effected it's outcome. that doesn't make any sense.
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    what the truth----anal sex

    As far as I know there is no conclusive study that shows a link to anal sex and bowel problems. As No_man and others have said, there is just the general medical opinion that supposes that it could be harmful, but not necessarily. If sticking things up your butt was bad for you, then no one...
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    Real of Fake Part 2: Are these Boobs Natural?

    as others have said, you can't really tell unless you see her without clothes on, and I'm not just saying that. based on the pictures it seems plausible that given her proportions she could be a naturally well-endowed girl in a push-up bra. look at someone like Tyra Banks.
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    Mexico's Immigration Law: We should try it in the US

    where is the logic there? If *************** agents aren't competent enough to do their job in the first place and catch ******* immigrants (which we all know that they aren't), we are going to trust them with to effectively and responsibly shoot first and ask questions later? I don't know...
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    Lost

    Sawyer knows it, I think it was Hurely that brought it up. who do you think is going to die? It didn't seem all that obvious to me. The only one that it is kind of leaning towards is Sayid. I hope not, that would be really shitty.
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    Lady Gaga

    she looks like Christina Aguilera's baby in the future- that is she gets her style from her *** (christina) and her looks from her *** (christina's goofy ass husband).
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    Mexico's Immigration Law: We should try it in the US

    why not? Since when is the US about setting laws based on what other countries are doing? pretty much most of our policies, and a good deal of the sentiments that I hear expressed even on this board say that we should not be doing that. If Mexico was to adopt looser border policies would you say...
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