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    The Amazing Story Behind the Global Warming Scam

    Let me put it this way: Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates... Morons.
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    Real Flying Carpets?

    those would be medical biologists and chemists, not physicists or mechanical engineers. thanks for playing. please try again.
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    Real Flying Carpets?

    Well since Global Warming is fake, what more important things to scientists have to do with their time?
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    Wilma or Betty?

    Betty, Judy, Josie and those hot pussy cats They make me horny Saturday morny Girls in cartoons will leave me in ruins I want to be Betty's Barney Hey Jane, get me off this crazy thing...called love
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    Should Extinct Species be Cloned?

    as to the question: probably not. But fuck it, it could be cool. I want to see a dinosaur! BTW, there is no God. or at least there isn't one in this context that will somehow prohibit people from doing what they are capable of doing. People are going to do what they do; it's up to them to...
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    Freddie Mac Found Dead

    No, I think there is a lot less.
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    Tattoo fingers

    They're pretty stupid, and they don't really look good on women. Although obviously it's not the exclusive case, they are most prominent among criminals and gang members because they cannot be covered up by normal wardrobe and thus are seen as more ***** in conservative society, just like neck...
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    Satanic Ritual *****

    Emphasis mine. http://www.ipt-forensics.com/journal/volume5/j5_3_br6.htm
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    who would Jesus *******?

    as usual, the lewd and lascivious are lashing the logical libertines. :jester:
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    Discussing News Regarding ****** Topics (please read)

    yeah so what? how many threads do we really have about those things? the one that you mentioned before about CH is the only one that comes to mind- and that movie may be disgusting and in bad taste, but as far as I know it doesn't involve ******* sex acts which is what the ban is about. also as...
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    My thoughts on God

    that was written a thousand years ago. How do you know that it's talking about the near future? it might be talking about another 2 thousand years from now. OR maybe it's a criticism of the society and government of the time that it was written disguised as prophecy because it was outlawed and...
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    who would Jesus *******?

    He wouldn't ******* anyone. He'd be the one getting waterboarded.
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    Freddie Mac Found Dead

    that's true. so what do you think that this guy like *********** the gov into bailing out his company? I dunno. it's not that I would put it past them to do such a thing, just that it lacks the paniche of some of the convenient departures of past presidential freinds.
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    Freddie Mac Found Dead

    I was thinking of Fred Phelps, my bad.
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    Attacks on Christians in Iraq leave 3 dead

    If I remember correctly, It's been a few years since I read it, all of the old people were retroactively Christianized. That was pretty decent of Him. I imagine it must have made for some pretty amusing conversations with Saint Peter. "Whoa, how did I get here? I was just being sodomize by...
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    Discussing News Regarding ****** Topics (please read)

    well Ok, sounds good... but do you think that it was a good idea to put the ****** topics as tag searches for this thread? seems to me that if we aren't supposed to talk about them, then people probably shouldn't be doing searches for them either. I dunno.
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    Attacks on Christians in Iraq leave 3 dead

    LMAO What kind of all powerful all knowing deity has to rewrite the rules? You'd think that he'd get them right the first time. And why leave the old out of date copy still in print? that is very confusing to people. You know there are these whacky nuts that still believe in the Torah. Not a...
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    Freddie Mac Found Dead

    no, Bush was an innocent God fearing man. It couldn't have been him. I don't want to give it away because I fear for my own life, but let's just say the perpetrator is B. Obama. No, that is too obvious. Ok, it's Barrack O.
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    who would Jesus *******?

    Jesus was a communist
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    Attacks on Christians in Iraq leave 3 dead

    Kinda reminds me of Personally, I'm glad that all you Christians don't have enough faith to follow the Bible and go out and **** all the people that it says to. But I think that God is not going to be very happy about it.
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    Attacks on Christians in Iraq leave 3 dead

    So the ones that aren't ******* everyone are the scum? Wouldn't the scummy ones be the ones who DO follow the book and **** people? That doesn't make much sense to me. anyone else?
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    What are you reading now?

    You'll appreciate this Blue Balls. The other day, the 23rd, on the TV game show Jeopardy all of the categories were based on James Joyce. also on that day I just started Illuminatus book three, which starts off "the musicians had began boarding planes... As early as April 23rd...." It blew my...
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    Ex-Klan chief freed after arrest in Prague

    someone needs to put his ass in the oven and then deny that it happened.
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    The Amazing Story Behind the Global Warming Scam

    Dumbass Billionaire. you're going to **** on Willie!?! That just ain't right! Dumbass Republican. There you have it. shows over folks. Bill Nye the science guy says it. It couldn't be more scientific then that. Actually, it turns out that Mr. Wizard doesn't believe in Global Warming. So...
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    Superman Vs Luke Skywalker

    and Mandalorian Iron. You should know that, Boba. ;)
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    When did you decide to be heterosexual?

    I think it would be wonderful if we could choose who we were attracted to. No one would ever have a broken heart again. Too bad we have some serious **** in our heads. I think that we have so much mental programming in place that we are incapable of even telling the difference between what is...
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    Cheerleading Coach Carlie Beck Fired Over Nude Playboy Photos

    Playboy is an adult magazine. The people that pose in it are adults. So first of all it has nothing to do with ****. If your *** is reading playboy, then that is your fault as a parent, not the magazines fault for existing. How is that setting a bad example when it's an example that isn't...
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    Sci-Fi/Horror fans... ***** vs The Thing

    It's tough from a cinematic standpoint. ***** is not really a sci-fi movie. It's horror in space. pure and simple. And it brought back the genre from the 60's. So it gets a lot of respect for that. I'd say that cinematically it's the better movie and in many ways Carpenter's Thing remake is a...
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    (Probably) Upcoming Movies/Series

    Or even go out on a limb and watch Sands of Iwo Jima and Flags Of Our Fathers. Arguably the best movies made on the subject and less than 12 hours long.
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    (Probably) Upcoming Movies/Series

    Ugh, I **** war movies. I like my propaganda up front, like with john wayne. He's going to **** a million Ingines and Japs because they are in his way, and he's not going to feel bad about it. I don't agree with it, but at least it's honest and it's not trying to sell this truth and justice...
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    (Probably) Upcoming Movies/Series

    I'd like to see a Conan reboot.
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    Superman Vs Luke Skywalker

    It doesn't have to do with species- with the exception of a couple species that have ***** repulsion. It just has to do with an individual's willpower. You'd assume that a Jedi master would be able to overpower anyone in the ***** but I guess it doesn't exactly work that way. The Hutt's are...
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    Attorney General's "watch list" memo?

    No the Founding Fathers would not be considered terrorists today because they were a bunch of wealthy aristocrats that owned property and business in both America and in England and most of them were granted English political positions prior to the Revolution. In other words they didn't do...
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    Sasha Grey's ass

    what? she looks pretty kinky in her movies to me. If she was any kinkier it would be stuff that I would think was just gross.
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    Lost

    her eyebrows turn me off. also I don't like people with accents. haha. I know, everyone thinks they are sexy... I just think they are people who don't know how to pronounce words the right way.
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    Crank 2: High Voltage - JENNA HAZE

    I just read the best movie review of all time for this flick in a local paper: "The bad thing about strip club scenes in movies is that they usually have nudity, but not *****-splattering ********. I don't want to spoil it, but let's just say if you've ever wondered what a bullet looks like...
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    Lost

    He does seem to be the real leader of the Others, aside from maybe Jacob. Even with Ben you could tell that Alpert was willing to sit behind the scenes because the Island chose Ben, and not because he was his subordinate or couldn't lead. I think that he is definitely the oldest one there...
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    Gas or coal ???

    I use a microwave
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    Have you ever fucked a mature woman?

    Never fucked a mature woman. Fucked plenty of OLD women. But have yet to meet a mature one.:thumbsup:
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    Gas or coal ???

    mmm. Coal, don't that add a good flavor to your steak? haha
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    Atheists sign here.

    Dick Beninya
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    Attorney General's "watch list" memo?

    I find it pretty funny that this scary terrorist is a computer nerd that caused some vandalism and didn't hurt anyone. big deal. Interesting to see what all those other so-called revolutionaries that are advocating government overthrow think about this. They probably think that the guy is a god...
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    Gas or coal ???

    How detailed of a description are you looking for? Let's just say that charcoal is a substance usually made from wood, while coal is a rock that is dug up out of the ground. They kind of are the same thing because natural coal comes from million year old plants, and charcoal is created by...
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    Twin Peaks

    If you don't like David Lynch then of course you won't like it. It's not the weirdest thing he's done, but It's not exactly normal either.
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    What are you reading now?

    I read it but I don't remember it. It's been called the most scientific science fiction novel. I'm still reading Illuminatus, it got bumped down the list of other books. Have you read this one before? it was kind of hard for me to follow, I needed cliff notes. haha. If you haven't read it I'd...
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    Should the Rich Pay More Tax?

    How is that a punishment for success? show me one person that choose to be in a position that paid them less so that they wouldn't be higher taxed. Sure it sounds like a good argument... until you actually think about it. The people in the highest (or just any but the lowest) tax bracket still...
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    The Greatest Natural Tits Ever?!?!?

    The guy in the picture burying his face between those monsters doesn't seem to mind too much.
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    how scared were you ? first time you flew

    Hmm. I always think I'm going to die whenever I am flying. I thought that everyone thought about the plane crashing, even if they didn't believe it. guess i'm just a pussy. I also find being crammed into a seat with no foot or arm room in a pressurized environment to be rather uncomfortable...
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    Superman Vs Luke Skywalker

    Mark Hamill is still alive. Everyone else who played Superman, except tom welling and that doucehy new guy is dead. Skywalker + 1
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    World first for strange molecule

    Interesting stuff. I don't really know what we can learn from this, other than maybe what the future cold universe might be like.
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