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I just don't find her all that exciting :dunno: It's a preference thing. And I wouldn't say she performs with any more 'intense energy' than most other porn stars. It's just one man's opinion. :hatsoff: H

This reminds me of an episode of the Brit TV show "The IT Crowd", where one character created something called the Abracada-Bra, which was supposed to be a "living bra", but ended up catching on fire. :rofl: H

Do it- we've done it several times and it's awesome. Peter's gripping visual notwithstanding, have some fun! H

ICP.... clowns.... Well, untalented assclowns anyway. H

I'd find a way to make it work... :rofl:

Should know that Monique looks good in any tones. :D

:rofl: Most assuredly. "All that's left for Christmas is my Dog and my Sorrow..."

Has a sig that makes me want to be at a coast, watching the waves roll in...

I thought it was going to be a thread about C.H.U.D. H

I actually tell them no. They don't need it to sell me anything, and if they'd rather not sell to me, then cool- I can shop elsewhere. Their loss, but I will be making sure to spread that word. :glugglug: H

Wants to be animated in a pixar/Disney flick

I did a couple searches, and couldn't find anything, but is there a thread where we can recommend new/different smilies? I think it would be great to have a few more on the big pile of them. H

Of course it was boring, it had Janine in it. :*****:

Casino Royale, which was just phenomenal. Reminds me of what I loved about James Bond movies in the past. But then, I watched another gem I hadn't heard of. This one was called "The Messengers", and it's a great little haunted **** movie with some genuinely creepy, "hairs on the back of your...

What is the deal with stores anymore? "Can I get your zip code?" "Can I get your home phone number with area code?" No you may fucking not. I went to Cabellas, and while walking around, decided to buy a piece of fudge from their little gift shop, and (no ****) got asked for my home phone...

Why is it that most new Christmas songs have to do with missing some ex girlfriend or boyfriend, and wishing you could get back with them? :dunno: I'd like to hear a Christmas song about running over my ex with a steamroller while she's on fire. In the season of joy and giving... H

Re: Blue eyed Metart brunette *bump* Anything new from her? Anyone even remember who the hell she is? :D

Re: Blue eyed Metart brunette *bump* Anything new from her? Anyone even remember who the hell she is? :D

Probably not the worst movie of all time, but certainly one of the most overrated. H

All I know is that my team sucks, and we're ****** (once again) to look ahead to next year for yet even more rebuilding. *sigh* H

Is this really Holly? Any way we could have a mod make her an OSCM? H

Is she still active? She doesn't have much on her IAFD, so I hope she's still working. H

And there it is... knew that had to show up at some point. H

Re: Crissy Moran / Crissy M Recently? It was last year, actually. And depending on which god you believe in, he'd probably forgive her. That's his thing, I hear. :thumbsup: H

Re: Naughty Allie - Pics http://naughtybank.com/gallhit/102962/186/2/2/0 Man, does the other girl in this video look like Kiera Knightley or what? :eek: H

That's quite a magnificent phrase, sir... H

Wait, what about JC Penney? They still make Catalogs, don't they? :eek: H

No, it's not allowed here, and it's a good way to end up ****** :eek: H

It is, but keep in mind he's not *actually* a bull elephant or wild stallion. :glugglug: H

I **** that crap. Not only is it phony, it leads to really strange threads on Freeones, with guys asking how they can make their dicks bigger. H

Depends on how worked up I am going in. If I've been in a sex-deprivation mode, I won't last long. H

Christ almighty I wish folks would stop posting that one... :glugglug: Luckily, I remember the title from the last time. :nono: H

Gigli.... need anything more be said? H

I find your observation to be both redundant AND redundant. I think midget porn needs more exposure. H

Those are damn cool. The next to last one in the link is the one I think I like the best. H

According to her last post here- yes, for good. H

You mean... right now? :dunno:

This may be the shortest, most normal, most straight-laced post that Fox has ever made! :eek: :rofl: Which is, in itself, a very strange thing. H

Re: Next Door Nikki YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNN Have you noticed how boring it is that people keep complaining about the same things over and over, and keep bringing Kari Sweets into the NDN thread. I'm turned off by the "Hands over nipples" girls, but come...

If the video isn't of the dead pornstar, or the pornstar with her ***(s), I can separate and just enjoy them performing. Same way with Hendrix, although, I never spanked it to "Purple Haze" H

http://gallery.e-vo.net/gif/1152329035891.gif That's fucked up. Whatever movie that's from- there should be a sequel where the guy gets his nuts stomped by a silverback gorilla. H

Sex sells, even in the produce department. Now let's splatter some ranch dressing on that!

I thought maybe he was having a moment where he was pretending to be Gene Simmons of KISS, and his players were snapping him out of it by splashing him with gatorade. :dunno: H

Funny thing is, all that air has to pass through her head....

all suck... :2 cents: H

Yeah, but make sure to credit Luke Skywalker. H

This has to be the most odd topic I've read in weeks. H

The best part for me is that I probably don't even remember what the weirdist thing I've ever eaten was. No doubt something I ate while in an alcoholic stupor as a teen ager MANY years ago. H

Me too, but it has nothing to do with wanting to BE them. :glugglug: H

That's one mighty fine website! I'm still digging around in there. H