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The graph was right on the money! H

What was Paul thinking? I mean, if you're going to get a trophy wife, make sure: a. She's HOT b. She's got all necessary parts. Don't want to have to tell her to spread her leg. c. Sign Pre-nup d. Instruct your lawyer to **** you with a canoe paddle if you don't sign a pre-nup e. Use part of...

Not sure I get it- but then... I don't get out much H

I think little girls would be making fun of me for how I would be screaming if I had to do that. H

Yeah, sad really. I haven't been to one wedding in 15 years or so where the whole wedding party wasn't so fucked up, you wonder how they pull any of it off so they can have their "special day". Usually it just ends up as some huge, teary-eyed drama fest, from which I leave early after eating. H

Wait- I was always told the trees actually jumped out in front of the ***** drivers! H

Re: Pornstars who look like *********** Jenna Jameson looks like that one chick who's a *********. Jenna Jameson.

I wear mine all the time- especially to work. I wouldn't say I haven't had any comments, but the couple times it's happened, I proudly say "It's a website I go to all the time" Trying to boost numbers! H

Re: Crissy Moran / Crissy M Look around through this thread- she did plenty

Hey- it's the alliteration thread! Softly, silly sycophants slather sweet syrup sloppily, so scintillating, self-important, showy, superiors stuff strawberries secretly southward... Yeah, I don't know what it means either... H

Yep- I know a guy who makes (after taxes, etc.) 10,000 a month, and he's a *****-guzzling mysanthrope who doesn't even leave his house much. He hooked up with a friend of mine, and within a couple months, she's a pill-crunching cunt. :( Yep, sounds like someone who does something on...

Re: Who has the prettiest pussy? Monique Alexander. And she has pretty much the prettiest everything else, too! :D

Re: Naughty Allie - Pics Ha ha! My griping about Julie has produced results! ;) I love that set of her at the windows of the skyscraper- she looks so incredible in that one. H

Re: Crissy Moran / Crissy M From the sounds of it, the big turning point for her (as was in that blog) was a bondage/slave shoot or scene she was doing, all tied up painfully with a ball gag in, etc. Sounded like a bad deal, and I think she just kind of lost the flavor for all this stuff. I'm...

I remember seeing some photos where there were "whoops" moments where you could see the guy's real junk under his phony elephant cock. H

You know, Jagger, I don't agree with you on much- but you NAILED this. Ever since I got out of that thankless, dangerous, career in ***************, I have found this to be incredibly true that although there are usually bills to pay and needs to be met- being happy and content is worth FAR...

Yeah, they got rid of ******* for a while too. That was really, wildly successful and no one died during that era. :glugglug: H

Awww man! I thought this was going to be a boxing thread.....

Things that turn me off instantly? Bad internet connection... Nothing like trying to rub one out, and things keep....... Buffering. H

I want to see her next to Shaq. :glugglug: And I bet Shaq does too. H

Well, if you mean *aside* from artillery and armor pieces, I've got four Patriot Missile batteries guarding my house from aerial and ICBM threat. I've got a Sea Sparrow launcher on the roof to knock down planes that invade my airspace, and a vertical launch system in the back yard so I can lob...

Good lord, this thread has legs! 3+ years! And did you notice that there's really not that much of a gap between the "No!" crowd, and the "Yes" and "Only if No one would find out" groups? Interesting... H

My EYES! Where's the smilie for me clawing my own eyes out to stop the pain!?!?!?! H

Race schmace... I just didn't find it funny. H

That red dress set was awesome! :thumbsup: H

Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates OK- thanks for the info. That's nice and promising that she's whippin' out the gals on her new site. H

Bree Olsen.

Wait... wha-? She's.... Not.....? :eek: :weeping: It was all a lie! H

I guess I'm un-hip, because I found that about as hilarious as a cardboard box at the side of the road. I didn't find that much about the list that seemed like something white folks specifically would like. :dunno: There was a lot of stuff on it that I either don't care about, or don't like...

There's so much, and I've been so disgruntled over another, unnamed thread lately that I'll just say I have many other answers in this thread already :D H

Re: Who made you cum today? Sadly... no one.

Alabama's more boring than Delaware? I'm in Iowa. H

They are catastrophic. For a country with our natural resources and technological resources, you'd think one thing we'd be able to control would be energy and fuel prices. Not so. And when you consider how much of each gallon of gasoline goes to various taxes already, I think this knob...

Re: Crissy Moran / Crissy M It's only a rumor. H

Even if bombs didn't get Bin Laden in the mountains, this is a guy who was supposed to be on dialysis for a kidney problem. There is no way, hiding in those mountains, that he could get anywhere near adequate care for a problem like that. The guy is dead, and the bad news for Al Qaeda and for...

I dunno.... check my answers in the other 375 threads about this. :dunno: H

From the Department of Redundancy Department...

Great first post, Invada! Welcome to Freeones! :wave2: She's very hot, and I hope there are some more vids/galleries of her out there. H

Re: Crissy Moran / Crissy M No need to apologize :hatsoff: But there's nothing "new" from her :D Anyhow, it was a great link- wonderful smile that woman has! H

Wrong- porn is better money than waitressing. Money money money- Sputnik girl is right that we're living in a capitalist society. Problem is the guys who are wanting to pay women to do this stuff to them- there is something wrong with those guys. Call it what you want, but I don't think most...

KC Chiefs- so yeah, I'm ready for another long season of disappointment. :hatsoff: H

First of all, I'm not your buddy. Second, no one said a thing about woman worship. There's a long path between worship, and treating someone with simple respect. The fact that someone would recruit these women and offer to pay them to do this **** makes them fucking worthless pigs in my book...

Re: Crissy Moran / Crissy M She wrote a very graphic, very vivid blog on her myspace page (link to her page is one page back in this thread) about why she got out. H

On here- you might just be the only one who feels like that. :glugglug: Did anyone bake a cake to mark this date? I recommend that everyone mark the date by searching around to find some of the great photo essays about all the good things going on over there- because there is plenty good...

I saw "Superbad" the other night, and ironically, it's not *just* the title. It's also a very apt description of the film itself. H

Gina Lynn looks like an android. I wonder how much of the original Gina Lynn is left, after what looks like a lot of surgery. Not real wild about Shyla either, but she's better than Gina Lynn in a lot of ways, pornographically speaking. H

First of all, you ARE wondering! Not IS! Second, yes, there are many girls here, and I'm sure some of them like porn. Welcome to Freeones! :hatsoff: Enjoy. H

Yeah, tell me again about the global warming, considering this winter will not go away... snow forecast for Sunday, and a garden that probably can't get put in outside until April. Scientists are still afraid to say that one thing about all this: "We don't really know." H

He means "looking intense", but he needs to slow down and not type while excited. It's like he's getting ahead of his thoughts while he's excited about this stuff, and it's resulting in sputtering sentence fragments and poor spelling. As the good captain on "MXC" would say... "Well you're...

I have to agree that this is a ridiculous question. Now if, on the other hand, you had seen him in the stall, wandered in and given him head? Well, yeah, we gotta call you gay on that one. However, you turned away, apologized, and don't find yourself aroused by men. You don't sound gay...