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    motivational posters

    And in the line above that it says "douches."
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    Italian Job conundrum is 'solved'

    The actual winner was equally dumb, smashing out the windows in the overhanging end and then draining the fuel tank in the same end would involve somebody going to that end, which is the whole problem in the first place.
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    Good looking porn stars that just don't do it for you

    Despite your preface, I still predict a sharp downward turn for this thread followed by a closure. I'm wondering what is with all these "let's find flaws with pornstars" threads that seem to be popping up.
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    When did you decide to be heterosexual?

    I guess I'm just a victim of peer pressure, society tells me that I should like women, so I do. It's got nothing to do with the fact that I can think of a million reasons I like sex with women and not one that would make me want to have sex with a man.
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    Platonic Relationships...

    I think it's easier for girls than guys. I have a couple of very good friends who are female, it's great to have girl friends to ask for advice on wife related matters, not to mention I enjoy getting the female perspective on things. I abhor cheating and would never do it to my wife. If I were...
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    If you could create a new rule for freeones, what would it be?

    I think anybody who makes a thread about a particular girl should include a pic or link to said girl, it's just common courtesy.
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    Pornstars that have flaws

    This most likely will too. These threads never go well, and pointing out the flaws of the stars that are the core of Freeone's content is frowned upon for reasons that should be obvious.
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    Patrick Swayze to write book with wife

    He should use a pen instead. Baddumm TISH!
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    Latest News: Fruit suicides on the increase..

    Bananas are not a fruit, they're a herb.
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    MAx Payne

    I haven't seen the movie but it doesn't look like they followed the game in any way at all, unless all the supernatural stuff they show in ads is a ***** sequence. It's a shame if it sucks because it definitely had potential, I mean, it's about a washed up cop who's lost everything who just goes...
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    Manly jelly beans

    That is good, stripper flavored!
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    Three Strikes Laws

    Those things are felonies on their own. 3 strikes is about turning multiple misdemeanors into a felony charge, unless I am mistaken.
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    Burning Hot

    In the crack is a fantastic site, it has it's very own thread here: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=141689&highlight=crack
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    Cat Owned by Train

    The cat didn't even seem all that concerned.
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    Three Strikes Laws

    I think 3 strikes is fine, gotta weed out the slow learners somehow. The stupidest thing about the criminal system is mandatory minimum sentencing, that needs to be changed.
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    Electrical engineer and Construction manager

    EE math is about as intensive as it gets, no other engineering discipline involves as much math. I was an EE major back in Australia and made it through all the math, there's a lot of work in there but it's pretty cool stuff too if you have any interest in it. Compared with elec eng...
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    A nice place to live...

    Somebody should build that, it'd be way cooler than Mt Rushmore.
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    Congo line

    That's a hell of a lawn ornament!
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    wanna make easy cash try!!!

    I didn't know you could do that. What is the reward?
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    wanna make easy cash try!!!

    Patience, it'll happen soon enough.
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    About to get blown

    Pfffffft. Who cares? I got a blowjob earlier today and I didn't tell anyone. Oh wait...
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    I've loss respect for Kate Winslet

    I wouldn't admit to that.
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    Taxes and Prosperity

    Australia was in recession with a significant foreign debt about 20 years ago. By reducing protectionism of industry, trimming spending and increasing taxes, Australia is now 100% debt free, one of the lowest taxed countries in the world, has a health care and welfare system that works, and the...
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    "Special delivery for Dill E. Doe"

    *Obligatory comment describing how she could handle my package*
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    flames edge?

    I'm a little saddened too, this post made me laugh pretty hard, and I don't think it's all that different from some of the pointless yet amusing posts made by some prominent members of the board. I have to give him credit for sticking with his persona despite the huge amount of flaming he copped...
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    Pick me up?

    You should ***** *******: "Nothing like a depressant to chase the blues away" - Lenny Leonard.
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    Anybody seen the movie Tremors?

    It's one of my old school favorite movies. Funny as hell.
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    Would You Have Sex With An Unshowered Amy Winehouse?...

    Is it really that hard to include a link for these kind of threads?
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    Future Predictions

    I once dated a girl who did that, good times! And for all those people who say 2034 is too soon for a replacement to the piston engine, that's 25 years from now, there's plenty that has changed in the last 25 years, and it's only accelerating. We're getting into the quickening now, a very...
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    Pirates vs Ninjas vs Vikings

    I don't think pirates are in with a chance, I voted vikings.
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    I'm a mac...

    :wtf:
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    Horrible Roof Jump Accident

    It must suck to be that stupid. I'm surprised that sort of thing doesn't happen to batman more often.
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    Are my....

    Oh Blueballs, well played sir!
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    Obongo...

    This thread is stupid. The OP is clearly a moron, and I feel that we are all a little stupider for having read this.
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    Do you know what 20 january 2009 is??

    So, I don't need to wear a cup to keep smurfs off my patch on the 20th?
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    I found....

    Really???? The movie wasn't good? Well I'm shocked by this news, I could never have guessed just by looking at the title. (I hope that was sarcastic enough for everyone to get it)
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    Are my....

    Maybe there's a mirror?
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    What is the FIRST album you ever bought?

    Carcass - Necroticism, still my favorite band.
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    cowpieing?

    Your ****** seems to enjoy it, talk to her. :hatsoff:
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    Stormtroopers of the Carribean..

    I never understood why so many people want to dress as stormtroopers, those guys are just cannon fodder, none of them ever achieved anything.
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    Wife Prank Gone Wrong

    And now what does the poor bastard do? Leave her and his brand new baby? (assuming it's his)
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    Hotties in the Wild

    Excellent work, I love those random real girl pics. I will rep you for this when the system lets me, mark my words!
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    A Million to One Possibility.

    So some gorgeous internet goddess you've been lusting after has randomly materialized and bumped into you, and now you are about to have dinner with her, in what can only be described as the fantasy of every man who has ever looked at hot naked chicks on the internet come true. Well your name...
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    Mexican Babes with Tight Booties

    I only watched the first minute or so, but I couldn't help but notice that all the girls were really hot. Also, if they tried that in the USA, the troll guy would have been maced and tasered to death. Edit: OK I just watched the whole thing, if that's a random selection of Mexican chicks, then...
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    Fortune Teller

    How can you people not believe???? It's practically intuitive that me and everybody else born in the same month as me will have the same personality, and that each day we will face the same trials and be helped through by the wise words of the resident astrologer of our local paper. Don't tell...
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    Who knew Robin was in to that . . . .

    There are so many things wrong in that picture, where to begin????
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    No Grandma No

    Some guys prefer women with removable teeth.
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    what is natalie portman doing?

    Me too, whatever it is I'd gladly do it for her.
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    Wanna hook up?

    She should also mention ugly, to keep away the guys with the big girl fetish, because all that crap on her face makes her look ridiculous.
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    The original Wii Fit

    They could easily put another sprocket on there. I would also like to see some vid of this marvelous invention in use.
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