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BLASPHEMY!!!! YOU MUST BURN IN FIRE!!!!! :mad:

Yes women/sex isn't on my list, but I'd never pay for a woman/sex. It's degrading not just to the woman, but also to me.

GSB, what's going on man? Hope things have been good.

I call bullshit

All I have to say is

What's going on Torre? I haven't heard from Spawn lately. I think he's cheating on me or some ****.

It's cheaper than dating, plus no risk of commitment and diseases.

She shoved it where the sun doesn't shine, and I mean both her ass and England. :thefinger

I've always had a thing for Britney, except when she shaved her head and went off the deep end.

Jesus and Mary Chain- most underrated band ever IMO Social Distortion

itunes? Please tell me you're joking!! There's 3 things in the world I never, ever pay for: movies, music and porn.

Re: Cash/Debit Card/Credit Card/Check, What R U using most for your daily transactons I pay with cash. When I pay a bill, I have my best friend come over and use his debit/credit card and I give him the money in return.

Can you reup please?

*sings* This is ground control to major Tom.......

What about beaver slit? That count?

Hey babe!! Sorry I haven't been on lately, internet and comp probs. I'm sure you're know how that is. The worst part is being away from you!!! *CRY* :(

Just out of curiousity, but has everyone heard that the bird is the word?:thefinger

I know. It wasn't a comedy, but it did have some funny scenes. Colin Farrell's face when he hits that woman is priceless!!! A bottle!!??

You got a good point there

A Midnight Clear.......> Highly Recommended When Trumpets Fade In Bruges

Yeah gotta watch out for people with gonna-syphi-herpe-AIDS-with-sar-thrax-and anal seepage. That would ruin your weekend. Oh good luck with that disease. My friends and I coined that when I was in the Army.

My best friend loves Dragonforce. He and all the others can have them. Not my style of music.

No what I meant was since I missed this past one, I'll cash my rain check on the next orgy, that way I won't miss the ***** orgy!!!:nanner:

Well, it's just like my idol George Carlin said and I paraphrase: "....the world isn't in any danger. What does it do when it wants to get rid of some of the pests? It has earthquakes, tornadoes, floods, tsunamis, fires, hurricanes, etc. The Earth is what, a couple billion years old? Humans have...

Ok I'll take a rain check for the next time. :hatsoff:

Freeones Egotastic Youtube A certain site for getting movies, but I won't say which one.

Once again you forgot to invite me!!!! What did I ever do you to ******* Blue to have you treat me this way?? :(

Cumquats- fruit Pussy Willow- tree Blue Footed Boobie- bird

"Have you ever noticed that when you're driving that anyone who's driving slower than you is an idiot? And anyone who's driving faster than you is a maniac?" - George Carlin

Are you cheating on me you bastard!!!???? :D

Pssssssst....The Misfits are not or ever been a girl band.

I know and I have faith that someone will know what song that is. It is catchy isn't it? And all this over a song I heard on a Russian webcam video.

Calling us clowns are you? Ok, I'll try not to take offense to that...too late. That's the truth in every way. The Japanese were beaten the moment that first bomb was dropped at Pearl Harbor, only they didn't know it yet. The Atomic Bomb was THE only course that was rational to take. 200,000...

I know man, that song sticks in your head, that's why I can't get rid of it.

Damn you!!! You took the one I was gonna use!!!!

I'm sorry, but I want my sperm creating a ***** that I know and can help raise personally and not hardly ever seeing.

Apex, this one's for you Spunker: "Why don't they take homeless people that talk to themselves on the street, and pair them off in couples, so they look like they're having a conversation?"

Another Brick In The Wall- Pink Floyd

Damn that sucks CA. I never knew anyone that drowned before, but I remember when I was around 15 or 16 a *** that lived one street up from me, his *** ****** his ****** and tried to commit suicide. I remember seeng the door to the house open and ***** was all over the door and driveway.

Blink 182 more punk than the Ramones? That is fucking funny!! The Ramones, Sex Pistols and Iggy Pop are THE punk gods. All the so-called "punk" bands these days are exactly that: a bunch of punks. The only good punk band in the last 15 years has been Green Day. All others wish they were like them.

Congrats on getting a job CA!! Oh good choice on the **** btw. I usually buy Bud Light because it's cheap. Oh another thing, I NEVER buy cans, always bottles. Canned **** tastes like **** and the only time I ***** it if I'm at someone's place and that's what they have. I'm trying to get a...

If you mean was that my *** at the beginning? No, she died in 2001. If you meant the women at the beginning, then please forgive my misunderstanding. Oh the only Russian I know is "cheers", "yes", and "goodbye".

"The future doesn't belong to the fainthearted; it belongs to the brave. The Challenger crew was pulling us into the future, and we'll continue to follow them... We will never forget them, nor the last time we saw them, this morning, as they prepared for their journey and waved goodbye and...

Dropkick Murphys- Fields Of Athenry

Yes, I agree.

Oh I'm gonna catch hell for this one: You know why Alaska as the worst **** record? Here's another Carlinism for you: I wonder who has the more ****? The Equator or the North Pole. I know the populations are different. I say it's the North Pole. Everyone at the Equator isn't wearing much of...

I disagree to a point. You know how bad a person can get hurt after being hit like that at full speed? A 250lb person running at full speed has around 1,500lbs of *****. I, for one wouldn't want to get hit like that. What they should ban is QB's sliding to avoid being tackled. That is the most...

Chances are you're right. In this world, we'd rather care more about horny pagans than lost great knowledge. Not that I have anything against horny pagans mind you