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In your case she's a bitch. A slut will fuck anyone. A bitch will fuck anyone, but you. :D No ****. I wonder what gave her that idea? :dunno:

Nice story. I think she deserves it. To this day, that is one of THE iconic photos of WW2 and of the 20th century.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20081110/wl_nm/us_germany_auschwitz

Being ex-Army, I respect the Marine Corps, even though they have more guts than brains!!! Anyway.....congrats Marines!!! You've earned everything you have. P.S. a little humor: M.A.R.I.N.E means My Ass Rides In Nay Equipment Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Expected U.S.M.C= Uncle...

I wouldn't mind seeing her do a porn scene. She would be doing something constructive instead of totally fucking things up.

Re: Brand New! Buy a User Title (those words under your name) with FreeOnes Points! Petra told me I'm the very first person to have buy the custom title and I love it!!! Take a hit all you Spunkers!! :hatsoff:

A larger size limit for sigs would be nice. I've seen some nice designs and pics but I can't use them here, even after I've edited them because the size limit is too small.

I DID put a space between those 2 words!!!! Penis

Wow. I guess you got the short end of the stick huh? Pun is intended :thefinger

Re: Can you name 10 girls you'd like to fuck this very instant? 1. Kate from Kate's Playground 2. My best friend's ****** 3. My friend Amanda 4. Sunny Leone 5. Britney Spears 6. Jessica Biel 7. Kate Beckinsale 8. Monica Bellucci 9. Olivia Munn 10. Kate from Kate's Playground

I tip vending machines to get snacks if they're just dangling there. I don't kick or punch them though.

Days of Thunder

Now are we talking about full size Irish people, or leprechauns having sex at the end of a rainbow, after eating some Lucky Charms by a pot of gold?

I think some people have too much libido and a pill would be like adding gasoline to a fire.

Chef, your *** actually said that about your ***? I never wanted to know what my parents did in the bedroom.

LoL touche

I thought it was called the Oral Office. I always get those 2 confused :D

That is one big fish.

Amy Gordon's hot as hell!!!

I really never gave it a thought.

Flo is hot. I always say that out loud when I see one of her commercials.

Yeah she's hot, it's confirmed.

Donatella Versace IS Janice hands down :rofl:

And I never had a single one as a teacher. :(

No no no....the best act ever is Biz Markie's "Like A Friend"

There's still a couple more weeks left in the season. Don't get too anxious.

Fuck Alabama won.

I know!!!! Going to overtime!!! GO LSU!!!!

Yeah 'bama probably will win, but if they make it to the national title game, they'll *****.

That makes me sick. PSU ****** and that pass interference call towards the end was total BULLSHIT!!!! If Alabama loses, I'll be very happy, just to **** you Bama fans off!! :thefinger

Kate from Kate's Playground as usual My best friend's ******

J. Have another thread as great as this dedicated to him

She looks like Penelope Cruz..........and both of them :hit:

I was at my house once with 2 girls. The one was just a friend but the other one really liked me and was about to go down on me when my friend said she wanted to leave. Needless to say I wasn't happy with her.

Things Rick Astley's NEVER gonna do: A. Give you up B. Let you down C. Run around and desert you D. Make you cry E. Say goodbye F. Tell a lie and hurt you G. All of the above

That cat does bear a striking resemblance.

*facepalm

Stupid people are breeding.

Re: Brand New! Buy a User Title (those words under your name) with FreeOnes Points! Petra, incoming PM. I chose Take A Hit, Spunker! Apex will get a kick out of it!

But that dog was trained to raise his paw and give the salute when he heard the words "Heil Hitler". That's a pretty defined component if you ask me.

Well it's against the law in Germany if you teach a dog, or publicly display anything related to the Nazis. I guess they're trying to forget their past sins, but the rest of the world won't let them.

My fucking flys

Well here's another story that you people failed to spot over a year ago. This goes along with my **** Dog thread: http://www.wbir.com/news/regional/story.aspx?storyid=49651 They said that this man is accused of, but not found guilty. ACCUSED of training dogs 66 years ago, and now he is 86...

LoL I know. I checked a few times today and I wasn't ******

If I was in a bank while it was getting robbed, I'd be calm and do what they said. But part of me, even if I didn't have a ***, would want to try and stop them.

For the most part I try to be neat. I can be a slob at times, but not very much. My years in the Army taught me how to be orderly, but since I'm not in the Army right now, I don't have to answer for anything.

Re: Chica's Free One! http://img0.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/2951/2951560f06d1e7dfb4a327fe553faeed852645b.jpg We're Not Worthy!

Re: Chica's Free One! I'm speechless....... Thank you Chica!! BTW, are you sure those are sweat spots and not some other spots? :D

Damn right they are!!

Exactly right! This whole think-of-the-******** idea is long dead when it comes to protecting teens from sex. Teens and **** are exposed to sex everywhere they go, and like you said, those **** probably aren't virgins. My idea is those parents are just pissed off because they never had anything...