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    Random Statement Thread II

    lb is based on Libra which is represented as a woman holding scales. And was also a unit of weight in the days of ancient Rome. The full term was libra ponda in which ponda later became pound. -cs™
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    game: who would you fuck?

    Naomi Kate Beckinsale in Underworld or Milla Jovovich in Resident Evil -cs™
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    game: who would you fuck?

    Luna's Cam Amy Schumer or Kira Soltanovich -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    m12...that's why me and Arti never let you watch them! We didn't wanna give you ideas! ;):D:) -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    D-rock...what me and Arti know about maleman will make your hair turn white! Think Jason Bourne! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...I oughta run that by the McDonald's folks. Chicken alfredo nuggets with marinara dipping sauce? That'll rule! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    No just a friendly warning! Tread carefully for we are dealing with ****** we barely understand! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    m12...wishes for a 24 hour Italian Maccy Doo! The Chicken Alfredo McNugetts to die for! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    Arti...that's on a need to know basis and you don't need to know! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    m12...think again! I hope he dug the link I PMed him. But knowing him he's probably got all those pics anyway! -cs™
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    Rate the signature above you

    9/10 I like the text first and foremost and NB I wouldn't kick outta bed! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    On the cover of The Rolling Stone. -Dr. Hook™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    But are you Stoned Immaculate? -cs™
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    Test Area V

    -cs™
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    Word Association

    Elmer's -cs™
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    game: who would you fuck?

    Can I say neither? If not I will anyway! Lady Gaga or Duffy -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    I wonder what the next permutation is gonna be? That's the thing, when it doesn't pan out the way they say it's going to turn out they change the terms. So when it's now cooling off instead of warming now it's climate change! 35 years ago it was fear of the new Ice Age! It'll be nice if...
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    Rate the signature above you

    9.9/10 Comic version of Elektra, though I dug Jennifer Garner as well. Though I was annoyed she never had the red headscarf. I'm gonna guess it's Joe Jusko? I'm prolly wrong... -cs™
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    Any 3 girl taking cumshots?

    http://www.porno-vids.com/galleries/vivid/monique-alexander-4-sum/index10.html Clip #4 -cs™
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    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    That would be an affirmative, 10-4... -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...uhm man I got nothin! -cs™
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    Would You Fuck The Girl in The Avatar Above You

    To the raven haired beauty, yes! -cs™
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    Rate the persons Avatar above you.

    8/10 Chickypoo in a FreeOnes tee! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Something! There I told you something... A little somethin somethin... -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    D-rock...that's on a need to know basis and you don't need to know... StormRuller...takes a ride on a Benz! -cs™
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    How good can you eyball?

    Damn that's giving me a headache! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...still digs Belladonna...nice use of posterize in the sig btw. ;):) -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...might make a Psylocke sig? Awesome! Be sure to incorporate this picture -cs™
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    Interview Questions for Stormy Daniels

    Are you seriously considering a run for the US Senate? If so what is your position on the Fair Tax/Flat Tax? -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    D-rock...will make all ladies from X-Men into sigs I predict. Can't wait to see his Mystique. But will it be the comics version or the film version? Or both perhaps... -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    HB can I trouble you for some more BB avys? I have actually of Heaven forfend other fine ladies but m12 got upset at me! When he gets upset he refuses sex and I can't go without my sweet male honey! Hahahahaha! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...his sig went Rogue! -cs™
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    Word Association

    Hershey -cs™
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    Who is in your avatar?

    Yep he's a Sixth Day Avatarist. Avatars are the work of Satan and defile the church of Postdom! Or not I made it up... A&J still has the gorgeous Jackie Carter aka Stevie and I still gots Bianca Beauchamp! -cs™
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    Word Association

    x's -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...knows that too but I prefer a well cooked steak thank you veddy much! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    Artimus...waiting for that special day, it's called Summer! D-rock...bugged by the bugs in the forum! pitino...that crafty rascal snuck in under the Smitty approved RADAR! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    This board has more bugs than a Tijuana Taco Bell! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    Artimus...should know when I first saw Bianca I immediately thought she looked like Kari Byron. D-rock...will endeavor to develop a stronger velcro! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Stop it you're making me hungry! But I had some Jimmy Dean sage sausage patties for dinner! Scrumptious! That and some scrambled eggs, delish! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...wonders what Milena's powers would be if she were a superhero. -cs™
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    which threesome would you rather be in?

    Cody Lane and Jesse Jane Sara Jay and Vicky Vette or Lanny Barby and Monique Alexander -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Dear President Obama please legalize *********. So the goddamned potheads will shut the fuck up about it! All you cannabis freaks, don't give me the shuck and jive about its medicinal uses or how hemp is a fast renewing resource. Be honest and say ya wanna smoke it and get baked that is all...
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Morgan Freedman! -cs™
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    game: who would you fuck?

    Carmen Luvana not keen on Candy Manson's surname! Jessi Summers or Cody Lane -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...when he speaks of the perfect Storm he's referring to his sig! -cs™
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    Test Area V

    -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...is two timing me! ;):D -cs™
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    Test Area V

    Same sig different host -cs™
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    Test Area V

    -cs™
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