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It's like a :partysml: Another kick-ass thread about the end of the USA... But hey, it gives all those people who always wear black, and run around spouting really cool **** like "Hail Satan" something to rejoice in while they sit in the comfort of their American home, ******** American Soda...

Hmmm.... no offense to the original poster, as it was his first (and only) post, but FUCKING YAWN.... This may have been covered a few hundred times in her very own thread in the fave babes forum. H

Huh? What's bi (or even slightly bi) about a bunch of dudes in a circle around a gal shooting their loads on her? :dunno: H

Re: Chasey Lain new pics Nice to see her taking facials after being such a notable dodger in her heyday. :thumbsup: Nice link! H

Too bad. RIP Mr. Martin. H

And for that, you frighten me... :hatsoff:

All right! Good to know you're still in it. I love a gal in glasses... :hatsoff: H

I was making a zombie movie, and we did a night where we had about 140 zombies come out. There was an entire band that came out to play zombies, and their band name was Black Market Fetus.

Women must love you, then...

This has an unprecedented level of awesome... This would be like if there was an action movie in the 80s where Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Sly, and Arnie ran a daycare by day, and an army by night. H

Vegans are different from vegetarians. The former are opposed to the use of any ****** products for any reason, to include leather, skins, furs, oils, etc. While vegetarians simply do not eat meat as part of their diet. To get an idea of where I'm at on the matter- I'll tell you while I sit...

Maiden, because they never attacked their fans in court, or cut their hair off to sell more albums. H

KISS MAH GRITS! That's the first thing that popped into mind when I saw her. H

Soooooo many good ones, and I've missed these threads of Tunsty's. I would have to say #3. H

Dude... she's SMOKIN! :eek: H

Re: Naughty Allie - Pics You must be tired :glugglug: Just two posts up is this very gallery. But you know, there's worse things than seeing her getting nailed twice. H

Only at the wrong end of a hammer, or when I stub a toe. Actually, it's my super power.

Nothing- both his ranting posts above were offensive and racist. H

That would be one more, then. :wave2:

It's better in photos than in real life. It's nothing but a PITA during sex.

Well, maybe he's just looking for the opportunity to let ol' painless out of the bag.... :thumbsup: H

People magazine picked her? Got a link? H

Maybe there wasn't a point. Maybe it was just something he found interesting, and shared with us. :dunno: H

Why is this stuff such a shock to everyone lately? One of the first lines of that article said it all "Models leave the industry every day..." So why is everyone getting so worked up about this? Hey- newsflash- there's still lots of naked women to look at on the internet :hatsoff: H

You're right. It's soooooo much better when political decisions are made by bands of thugs armed with machetes, or by one guy with the biggest hat, or by whoever has clobbered his way to the top to attain power. The machine here in the US is broke- no doubt- but let's not pretend that...

Yay, another doom and gloom thread.....

I wish she had kept the blond hair. And hey, is this stuff new? I thought she was retired. H

The one on the right is Norbert T. Bass, and I think the one on the left is Milton Fishlips. The one in the middle is my fishing buddy. For some reason, she won't get in the boat unless she's naked... :dunno: Seriously, I have no idea who she is, but it certainly would be good to find out. H

Mystery Science Theater 3000... Damn, I miss that show.

We need more sensible Libertarians. Less foil hats. And I think Jesse would be a great senator- I mean... he's not a lawyer, or a career politician. I just don't understand why it's such a stretch for people to believe that radical terrorists would blow something up. However large, however...

I just wonder if we can get a few more "Death of the USA" threads...

I married the sexiest woman in the world- to me :D H

I... don't even know where to begin. Good day... :hatsoff: H

Re: Erica Campbell / Erica Rose Campbell Well, if she's really one who lives off the attention she gets, she should hang out around Freeones now- she's gotten a lot of attention for quitting. H

Ummm... group sex would sort of denote that there would be a group. That link's just her with one dude. H

Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates I used to wish it was taxable or criminal. THink of the revenue! H

Certainly true. Still strange for me, but true enough that it's not ****** if they're not touching each other. Or is it? We're not twins, but I still wouldn't DP a gal with my *******. :dunno:

Yeah, and why are they always *naked* :dunno: Seriously, the not liking of the baby oil isn't that strange. I think like a lot of things, it just comes down, once again, to our old friend "personal preference". I can't stand seeing a vibrator in every solo and lesbian set, but some others...

Agreed, especially considering it's not like he'd suffer if the oil company did badly, or there was a spill or anything. HA HA HA HA!!! I just implied that an oil company would do badly! :rofl: Still, I wonder how much this bold, daring, caring senator made last year... H

You mean in addition to the thread's very title? :glugglug: H

I used to think the whole twins thing was hot, but that wore off as porn producers raced to find pairs and pairs of them to keep notching it up, and as usual in porn, give us so much of it that now it's not that big of a deal to see. Meh.... No hotter than having sex with two non-twin women at...

That's pretty funny, coming from people who tax the holy **** out of gasoline, who make tons of money off of it, but don't have to make the investment the oil companies do for research, equipment, drilling, hauling, refinement, and on, and on, and on... I sharply question why these ineffective...

Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates There are many brands of decaf on the market which are just as tasty as the regular blends, my good man... :hatsoff:

And don't forget armed bands of thugs with no government affiliation, run by those ever-so-cuddly warlords and gang leaders. H

If I gotta.

Yay, let's move people into the oceans so that we can fuck those up beyond what they already are... :partysml: H

Re: Crissy Moran / Crissy M What's with those first two galleries? Crissy's nowhere to be seen in those. If only Crissy would have done some work for "Anal Lickfest" :) H

Re: Crissy Moran / Crissy M This set is just plain frickin' amazing! :eek: That ASS! H

Clearly you haven't seen the video of her fisting herself. There's a few different links to it throughout the thread. H

Re: Crissy Moran / Crissy M Impure thoughts about Crissy is something I've made a hobby out of... H