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Didn't Chloe Jones pass away? H

This thread. Ha! Kidding.... I don't really read a lot. Sometimes I think I should read more, but I much prefer writing to reading. H

My night was made seeing my pal Senob posting! If that makes me a little, well.... fruity... Then peel me like a banana. :thumbsup: H

For me, it's not his political leanings. I don't much care about that. It's his diva-like, condescending, bitter, spiteful, disrespectful, hateful attitude. Did I put enough adjectives in there? Whatever side of the political spectrum he idolizes, he's just an asshole. Nah- sometimes...

Nah- I think I'm just losing sensitivity. That's why it takes me so long. But hey, that gives her the opportunity to get things planned out, make a grocery list, think about what's on TV later, etc. I thought I felt her move at one point last time we did it. H

But probably not in time for post #2 from him, before the bannination fairy finds him with her mighty wand and radioactive pixie dust :D H

My wife's breathing as she ****** nearby...

Not all of us ;) I'm known as "aren't you done yet?" :rofl: H

Hmmm... so you're saying one of them is the mild mannered alter ego.... Wait. No. Neither of them seems very mild mannered. I suspect there must be a govt. conspiracy at the heart of this, then. H

Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? Me, because I'm such a fabulous specimen of manhood, there's like a glowing aura about me that seems to knock over mailboxes and small ********, make flowers bloom, and make women gush and sigh with delight. Think of me as being like Fabio- but good...

Well sure, but now you've got a wall to repair, and still don't have her back. I think it would help you to look back, realize you probably had some good/great times with her, but then face forward again and know that there are quite literally BILLIONS of women on this planet. In the US, women...

How can you be given a position of authority and responsibility and NOT be changed? I've never had a single problem with any mod on this board. I think, though, that I can credit that to a couple of things; 1. I don't type angry, and when I do, I usually reconsider and delete it without...

Problems with XP? Never had a one. This doesn't sound like a problem native to XP, it sounds like you need to start using spyware/adware/virus software. And you might want to just start over with a wipe and a re-install of XP. If you really want to clean up and start over, get some true...

Wow- it must be cool to be as cool as someone with the coolness level of your coolness... :bowdown: H

Dang... I was hoping this thread was going to be Ashlynn Brooke and Bree Olson...................... Are looking for Hedonis for a threesome! :thumbsup: H

:rofl: And it's so common, too. Me? I don't really have a favorite. One of the things I like about sex is the way each position feels, and switching between them. H

I think a lot of people tend to count the down time between actual sex in these. You'd burn off or burn up parts of anatomy fucking for 6-8 hours straight. And of course, you can stretch these into longer sessions if you count all the stuff that's not actually fucking, too. But 6-8 hours or...

Re: XoXoLeah Maybe he meant "no" as in, that's not Leah, but this Megan Summers sure looks hot too! H

Anyone got a link to pics of her doing a DP. I thought I'd seen a great pic of her doing one. H

Anarchy doesn't give you a clean slate to start over- anarchy is the LACK of a slate, and wants no slate, and wants there to never be a slate. Anarchy is the lack of governing, absolute lawlessness. And if you think those fucktards who push over mailboxes and break out car windows stand a...

Adult entertainment? When you're hung like me? Not likely... :hatsoff: H

But everyone can rest assured that whoever authorized the use of the taser is probably in big time trouble, with the department, the city, etc. H

Homemade lesbian movies are great. H

Master of the obvious!

Man, the **** people get permanently inked on themselves. H

Ain't it the truth.....

Re: XoXoLeah Sweet flicks! That first one was really nice! H

I'm ok with them, but the scene killer for me lately has been that almost all the time now- they bust out the toys, which is not really fascinating for me. H

My bad- they ****** it with the taser. Most of my rant is still true, even about the emus and how dangerous they can be, but depending on how quickly things were getting ugly, they could have called for maybe a tranq ***. Fuckin' cops... H

I think you missed my point. I wasn't saying Lieberman was eloquent, etc. I said that no one can really have expected Reid, or almost anyone else in the democratic party, to have NOT been disappointed in Lieberman's speech. My "quote" was just a thing that you would not have heard Reid saying...

When I was in a shootout with a *********** in 2005, and then later when I got a medal for it. Also for a few different entertainment projects of mine, and a book I wrote. H

Big Band Theory, Chuck, and though it won't be on for a while, I was thrilled to learn that in the UK, they're shooting a brand new season (6 episodes) for "The I.T. Crowd" H

Have you guys ever seen an emu? Or the amount of damage an emu can (quickly) administer? I don't think I'd categorize any ****** as an "evil motherfucker", but certainly a dangerous motherfucker. Check out their primary defensive weapon, which would be those toe claws. There have been...

FANTASTIC double CD. I'm actually listening to Tomasso Albinoni's Adagio in G ***** for organ and strings. H

Re: Kayden Kross She is just so amazingly good looking, it's hard to look away from her! H

Wow- Just... wow....

As opposed to a guy who calls himself "Nob" Was there any doubt, like the selection of Palin, that Democrats would **** Lieberman's speech? I mean, just thinking fairly here, they weren't going to like anyone McCain picked, and Lieberman was speaking at the RNC- was there a chance- even a...

RABBLE!!! RABBLE RABBLE! RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!!!! You wanna go? H

No need to get the power tools, I WON'T be getting back with any ex, nor would any of us consider it. H

I don't know- he did so many per day, with his own studio right in his home, that I think it'll be difficult to say what the last one was. The one he cut for me was in July. I imagine he did about several hundred more, counting trailers, ads, and other bits. H

Strangely, I think even Don would have found that funny. :D

Let me see how articulately I can put this. No. NO. Hell no. Fuck no. **** fuck no. I'd rather have a weed whacker taken to my sack. H

It was downgraded to a tropical storm strength a little while ago. And "Hurricane Hanna" is what I call my teen age ******** once a month. H

You got that right. Got your foil hat on, Tunsty? I made a brand new one because of all the current "end of the world" threads. :turnturn:

I look at Chica.

Another thread just to bait people into electronic screaming matches... yay H

I was devastated. I recently had Don do a voiceover for a comedy compilation flick that we're doing in the winter here. He just cut it for us in July, so this is a horribly sad thing for me, personally, and for the other guys n gals working on this movie. Shame is, it's kind of a private...

Pimpbot 5000!!!! That is the future of porn!

Yeah, but we don't hold that against ya! :hatsoff: H

Haven't seen that one before! Nice! H