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Not ever.

I've had it a few times.

Absolutely.

Faye Rampton

Saveloy FTW

Every two doors down on Leicester Square, Picadilly circus, Oxford Street, around Shaftsbury, Trafalgar, most streets in Soho they'll be shitty little booths selling this tat.

Oeufs sur le Plat Sans le Plat.

Can you get hold of a Flux Capacitor?

I thought you were a Penis pilot?

If he was castrated he's still got his dick. You mean Emasculation.

Here is another one: 'If I had a large amount of money I should certainly found a hospital for those whose grip upon the world is so tenuous that they can be severely offended by words and phrases and yet remain all unoffended by the injustice, ******** and oppression that howls daily about our...

Here is a quote from Stephen Fry which I feel is quite apt: 'Swearing is a really important part of one's life. It would be impossible to imagine going through life without swearing and without enjoying swearing... There used to be mad, silly, prissy people who used to say swearing was a sign...

Re: Sexy PAWG!! that's gotta be shopped. look at the edge of her left thigh and buttock.

Because there's something wrong with anyone who wants control over anybody else.

Fuck Off. Now.

Ravi Shankar - Dhun (Dadra and fast Teental)

:hatsoff:hello

bit in the dick by a snake:rofl2:

Do you like Christmas pudding?

He's a very disturbed little boy.

Oh that's a shame, only I've got a cotchel of hookey Christmas puddings that I need shot of.:suspicious:

that you've got a yellow streak a mile wide?

.......yes, I jerked myself silly.

I read your Freeones interview and I see that you know how to fence. Is that with a blade or stolen goods please? Incidentally, I tried fencing once and I was blooming rubbish.:hatsoff:

Says.............(insert Freeones member here).:elaugh:

The White Album

it's like dwarf throwing.

pick a name, type it in the search box and run through some sets. you'll find them quite quickly.

Karen Kay. The brunette is Christina X and the other blonde is Tori Baynes.

Fuck Off.

Those glory, glory days. (wipes a tear).

It's happened to me.:wave: minus the stolen car though.

stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimpy!

Never!

Fairy tale of New York. Best in the pub at closing time on Christmas eve.

I thought that standing next to a girl lost your virginity. ****.

Dear Aaliyah. I think you're smashing. I'm not asking, I'm telling.

Absofuckinglutely terrifying. The human brain cannot comprehend the size of some of those things. Imagine being stood face to face with the Tarantula Nebula. I'd be physically sick. I'm having a seizure just thinking about it.

How the fuck can you confuse a castle for a shed?

Beat me.

Fuckin' brilliant. When can I see 'em?

Dynamite.

Is that the cat in question?

This is the greatest thread that I have ever read. In fact its not a thread its literature. I thank you all. Sincerely.

Beware, of his promise Believe, what I say Before, I go forever Be sure, of what you say So he paints a pretty picture And he tells you that he needs you And he covers you with flowers And he always keeps you dreamin If he always keeps you dreamin You won't fear the lonely hours If a day could...

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i've heard of all of those

i fapped.

no, but i hit one in the face with a stick once.

Operation Daybreak (1975). The story of Czech paratroopers assassination of Heydrich in Prague in 1942. Trivia: the Czech Free Army, from where the assassins were drawn, were based in my town during the war. There's a memorial fountain in the town gardens. We also have a marble and granite...