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***Warning: can of worms about to be opened*** In my mind, there's no difference between porn stars and prostitutes.

Is that a guy wearing a dress in the first pic???

Death by snoo-snoo!

Americans use only forks and it pisses me off, especially when I sit down for dinner and my wife gives me just a fork and nothing else. What the fuck am I supposed to do, push the food onto my fork with my finger? You need some sort of backstop.

Seriously...:wtf:

Car if the keys are handy, although if it's the flying type of vampire you're getting sucked on regardless, and not in the good way. Dense forest? Yeah sure, I'd love to play cat and mouse with a werewolf in a dense dark forest.

I totally understand your point of view Chef, but look at it from their perspective. If they knocked on everyone's door they'd have idiots following them around, telling them how to do their job, complaining about potholes down the road and Obama and property taxes, wanting to know what they're...

If it's gay to be more attracted to this http://www.modelmayhem.com/pic.php?pic_id=4624065547cd2&date=2007-04-16%2019:27:17&id=210612&pid=2729655&the_count=113&group_id=&ua= than this http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hr8iaA4NHXQ/SAR_FFGeRaI/AAAAAAAAAq4/naT2R9rhOdA/s400/sex%2Btransmen%2Bporn1.jpg then...

Holy crap! Dip me in honey and throw me in there!

Shoot the zombie in the head, because a bullet's not gonna work on a vampire or werewolf, then take my chances. I'd rather be a vampire or werewolf than dead, plus, most vampire chicks are hot at least part of the time.

So, they look like guys but have vaginas? To me that seems way more gay than being attracted to a she-male, at least a she-male looks like a chick (in some to most cases), but you're talking about getting hot for dudes that look like dudes. To me that's as gay as it gets.

The writing only talks about hot girls with more legs, nothing mentions or explains the gigantic penis...

She could have a great career in lesbo porn.

I voted Audrey, but it was a close call.

Yeah, let's see some evidence.

I can't stand Paris Hilton, the attention she gets, or the people who give it to her. She's not even remotely attractive, she's a no talent nothing who nobody ever even heard of before that stupid shitty low quality fuck video (and by the way, who would even want to watch that when you can see...

That's it, I'm building a booth.

That is awesome! My wife had a dog when we met, and I keep telling her it's our last because I **** cleaning up her ****.Nothing pisses me off more than when I look out the window and see her **** in 3 or 4 different places within 5 minutes. Don't get me wrong, I love dogs, but am done with dog...

What he said. Or just don't give out your e-mail address at all. If you must, a dummy account is the way to go.

Why are those guys all the way over there?

Dang! She looks like a centaur.

Who gives a ****? You ******!

Crows? Pffffft. West coast Eagles baby!

You can clearly see that the guy is standing several feet behind it. It's the same photo trick that was used with the gigantic Iraqi camel spider.

I was planning to buy a new laptop this summer, but now I'm waiting until the release of windows 7 so that I can skip vista altogether.

Re: Rimming / Rimjob / Eating Ass / Tossing Salad I prefer to see girl on girl rimming. There's nothing attractive about a man's dot, but many chicks have sweet looking assholes ripe for tonguing.

I'd say not really, but I think the theory is, especially with all these co-worker/poolboy/plumber/delivery guy scenes, that the average slob can watch it and think "yeah, that could happen to me!" One of my favorite plot related scenes was in "Flashpoint," where someone had died and a dude and...

Wouldn't call myself a die hard fan but I like them. Saw them in Australia a few years back with Korn and Static-x, that was a great show by all bands.

I am a severely chronic pervert, to the point where I will lap the block or go down an aisle in the supermarket I have no business being in just to get a better look at a girl. Every day I see tons of women who are way hotter than my wife who I'd love to have sex with, but I never will, because...

That was my first thought.

Is it just me or does that look a hell of a lot like Sandy Summers?

The next Jenna will be Kagney Linn Karter. She is super hot and a workaholic, It's almost impossible to bring up the Freeones main page and not see a pic of her lately.

I think Kagney Linn Karter and Jenna Presley could put a smile on my face that would last for weeks.

The scary part is that this idiot was also given a ***.

Normally I love to see idiots get their come uppance, but even I had to cringe a little bit for this poor moron.

Yup, take the car, the chick will follow.

That's true, implants do tend to make the breast more firm!

If you are thinking seriously about this, why not ask a surgeon? I'd take the advice of a single qualified surgeon over a thousand responses on the Freeones board (no offense to our members, of course).

You might see some pretty cold temps in Melbourne, ie frosts and such, maybe similar in Adelaide. Doubt you'll see below freezing in Sydney, definitely not in Brisbane, and you'll be in shorts and t-shirts in Cairns.

I lived there for 26 years, and I don't care for Sydney either. Melbourne is very trendy, all fashion and culture, so I don't like there much either, and Adelaide has the reputation of being the unofficial most boring city in the world. Don't get me wrong, Australia's the greatest place on...

I don't know who Ian McKellan is, but I know I'd never have sex or enjoyable conversation with Rosie, so I guess I'd pick him, and then if it didn't work out I'd **** him.

You mean high society looking chicks? Like pampered upper class chicks who look like they'd snub you in every situation but end up licking each other's assholes? I'm with you! :thumbsup:

If this is true, then you're a selfish piece of ****. Fuck you and your dreams, you spawned 2 ******** and you owe them a fuckload more than "some money to get by." You're scum. On the other hand, I'm pretty sure this is as much bullshit as everything else you've posted.

I have about a dead guy who I never met while he was alive. My wife's ********** was about a year gone when I met her, and she and her whole ****** liked to talk about what a fantastic guy he was. But the more she told me about him, the more the evidence seemed to contradict the claims, until...

You can take everything that men and women know about each other, and scratch it onto a tic-tac with a crow bar.

I would think that if a man fucks a she-male, he might be able to pass it off as some sort of fetish, while staying on the hetero side. But if he takes a dick in the bum, it's kind of crossing the line into homosexuality. Just my take.

If there were reptilian people living underground trying to take over, we'd have found them and fucked them up centuries ago.

I lost 60 gigs once, that really sucked, but by then I'd discovered Freeones and now I don't need anything on my hard drives.

My second, got the second season of Burn Notice on DVD and a card with a lovely crayon scribble, not to mention a sloppy kiss and a big squeeze from my girl. Sadly I have to work today, but she and her ****** are at the beach having a good time.

Is that closely tied to the pussy gene? ie needs to roam in a pack, needs to use a weapon in a fight?