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  1. Ike Stain

    Would you pay $100,000 for a razor?

    If I had the cash I would buy this no question. $100K actually sounds like a bargain, and it's green to boot!
  2. Ike Stain

    New, federally-mandated light bulbs will cost $50 -- each

    Again, pulling the wool over your own eyes on this one. There are a handful of scientists who claim Global Warming is not happening, against the rest of the scientific community who agree that it is. For someone who makes the point that science is objective, you really don't want to look at...
  3. Ike Stain

    New, federally-mandated light bulbs will cost $50 -- each

    I grant you permission to keep using incandescents.
  4. Ike Stain

    Sarah Palin Cancels Bus Tour

    You get significant advanced notice for Jury Duty, and the Palin's are rich now, which means you also have someone to open your mail for you, whether you're home or not. It's a weird excuse. I'll give you that. But the woman has a right to cancel her bus tour for whatever reason she wants and...
  5. Ike Stain

    Should the U.S. Pull Out Of Afghanistan?

    You could say the same thing about an awful lot of Priests and Pastors. Times were different in the 7th century. Modern people (Muslims included) get this. But I don't really think you know that much about this subject. You want to talk about some of the Borgia Popes? You want to talk...
  6. Ike Stain

    What should I name my penis?

    Fuckmunster!
  7. Ike Stain

    New, federally-mandated light bulbs will cost $50 -- each

    So you're saying you want to roll your car on this:
  8. Ike Stain

    Should the U.S. Pull Out Of Afghanistan?

    You're talking about a subset of Muslims who choose, as you say, to live in the 7th century to their own detriment and all those around them. I know secular Muslims and I know non-fundamentalist religious Muslims, and there's no difference between them any any other modern person except the...
  9. Ike Stain

    Green Mile actor Percy Wetmore marries aspiring country music singer 16, in Las Vegas

    Re: Green Mile actor Percy Wetmore marries aspiring country music singer 16, in Las V PS- I think the chick looks like **** too, but it's the principle I'm arguing.
  10. Ike Stain

    Green Mile actor Percy Wetmore marries aspiring country music singer 16, in Las Vegas

    Re: Green Mile actor Percy Wetmore marries aspiring country music singer 16, in Las V If you had a 20 year old wanting to bang your 55 year old ass, you wouldn't say no and if you claim you would, you're a fucking liar. What difference does age make? If people have chemistry, if they want to...
  11. Ike Stain

    New, federally-mandated light bulbs will cost $50 -- each

    This has not been confirmed. It's based on a single result from a single source. Science is based on repeatable results. Thus far I haven't seen any studies corroborating this. So maybe they do, maybe they don't. At this point, it's still a question. (Unlike, I might add, global warming...
  12. Ike Stain

    Should the U.S. Pull Out Of Afghanistan?

    Libya— how rosy eyed we were on that. While I generally support the enforcement of no-fly zones for human rights reasons, (plus it give NATO something to do,) turns out Khadafi is head of the most powerful tribe in the country and he really doesn't have to step down! :facepalm:
  13. Ike Stain

    Should the U.S. Pull Out Of Afghanistan?

    I voted "not sure" because this is such a complicated question. Clearly we can't "win" the war against a determined insurgency that's not going anywhere, but we don't want to leave the country to collapse again like we did last time around after putting so much effort into defeating the...
  14. Ike Stain

    New, federally-mandated light bulbs will cost $50 -- each

    Now if I was gonna ****** the Left, ^^^this^^^ is what I would use. Mercury is a valuable material, we use it a lot of technology. As long as it's recycled properly, there's no problem. However... I don't know how it is in Europe or San Francisco, but in America WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU DISPOSE...
  15. Ike Stain

    Green Mile actor Percy Wetmore marries aspiring country music singer 16, in Las Vegas

    Re: Green Mile actor Percy Wetmore marries aspiring country music singer 16, in Las V Good for him, I say. Plus, guys her age are the worst. (I know, I was a teenage male.) If had more matchups like this, men wouldn't need so much viagra. The reality is, young (legal) females should been...
  16. Ike Stain

    The moment comedian Jon Stewart lost his cool with Fox News host Chris Wallace

    That's just not correct. (I'm familiar with a lot of the sources your quoting and they've been debunked, liek the "fudging of data" thing.) The reality is there are a lot more people continuing to grow their wealth by funding this denial of global warning. Specifically Big Energy. (Greater...
  17. Ike Stain

    The Next President of the United States?

    I feel like it's more polite that saying "the uneducated poor who make bad personal decisions and live in a state of generational poverty as a drain on society" — it's certainly more compact. (I suspect the reason the Lefties are so soft on them is they want to see them raised out of this state...
  18. Ike Stain

    Conservative double standard

    You fuckin' commie!
  19. Ike Stain

    Conservative double standard

    Correction accepted. The markets aren't in fact free, they're manipulated by the insiders and the people with all the capital, but the term is certainly used by these corporatists— specifically the ones who claim that free markets are the solution to everything, but neither enforce...
  20. Ike Stain

    The Next President of the United States?

    You telling me we don't have an underclass in this country??? If the term fits...
  21. Ike Stain

    The moment comedian Jon Stewart lost his cool with Fox News host Chris Wallace

    No disputing any of this. Johnson even admitted his biggest mistake was not getting us out of Vietnam and pretty much stepped down over it. But the science of global warming is really not in question. If you looked at that as critically as you looked at the 60's, you wouldn't continue to...
  22. Ike Stain

    The Next President of the United States?

    Tri's attitude should hearten lefty readers— this is the kind of hopelessness is exactly what keeps people away from the voting booths. Trident is a very pure voice of the right and if he feels this way, you can bet a large segment of the base does as well. The irony is, it's usually the...
  23. Ike Stain

    New, federally-mandated light bulbs will cost $50 -- each

    The thing that gets me is how the business friendly "conservatives" (read Radical Right) never seem to have a grasp on basic economics. Remember how expensive flat screen TVs were when they came out? Notice how cheap they are now? The reason the bulbs are $50 is there's very low demand and so...
  24. Ike Stain

    New, federally-mandated light bulbs will cost $50 -- each

    This is the classic "conservative" (read Radical) double standard. No worries about the toxic impact of mountaintop removal, but "those commies are allowing MERCURY in LIGHTBULBS!!!"
  25. Ike Stain

    The moment comedian Jon Stewart lost his cool with Fox News host Chris Wallace

    Well, I'll give you that, but he's still no Pelosi or Reid, right?
  26. Ike Stain

    What does nutella taste like?

    I was going to make a sperm joke here but I see the answerer beat me to it. (Regarding Megan Fox too— kudos!)
  27. Ike Stain

    I wanted baloons

    :dito:
  28. Ike Stain

    The moment comedian Jon Stewart lost his cool with Fox News host Chris Wallace

    Don't knock Stalin— he got things done.
  29. Ike Stain

    Who is this INCREIBLE Handjob, big lips girl?

    Damn. Now I wanna see her!
  30. Ike Stain

    TOC: A true intellectual

    The eyes are almost human...
  31. Ike Stain

    Straight Males: Do you like a little ass-play?

    Anyway, she said it was a birth mark. I sort of half-believed her at the time.
  32. Ike Stain

    Would you masturbate into someone's smoothie

    Only if they don't already have it! Actually I'm only joking about that part. It's true I'll dip my balls in the liquid if it's a particularly hot day, (and I'm well known for that in the neighborhood,) but I never put the shaft down in there. That's just common consideration!
  33. Ike Stain

    Would you masturbate into someone's smoothie

    I usually go with "My special ingredient" and they get it pretty quick. :D
  34. Ike Stain

    Straight Males: Do you like a little ass-play?

    Right... but dwarf-chick is perfect height to give a standing rim. How are you supposed to turn that down?
  35. Ike Stain

    Would you masturbate into someone's smoothie

    Banana is the best spunk-concealer, but they usually get around to asking why you're "grinning like that" and I always tell them. REMEMBER TO VOTE PEOPLE! THIS IS FOR SCIENCE!
  36. Ike Stain

    Tea Party PSA

    If freedom's not worth a mild case of cholera, I don't know what is!
  37. Ike Stain

    Would you masturbate into someone's smoothie

    if they were looking a little peaked or anemic and you felt the could use the extra protein?
  38. Ike Stain

    The last person to post here WINS!

    Eat it, beotch!
  39. Ike Stain

    The Next President of the United States?

    Now yer talkin'! That's media I could get behind.
  40. Ike Stain

    Guys, ever fake an orgasm?

    I've had a few where I was too fucked up to come and faked it to spare the female's inherent insecurity complex. PS- add a poll. This is an interesting question.
  41. Ike Stain

    The Next President of the United States?

    Don't underestimate your boys at Fox. They're by far the savviest people in media right now, and I think there's a strong case to be made that they've usurped the New York Times position as the "agenda setter" in news. It's like Jon Stuart said in that Chris Wallace interview. The "liberal"...
  42. Ike Stain

    Keep fighting the good fight!

    Keep fighting the good fight!
  43. Ike Stain

    I like yer style, ***!

    I like yer style, ***!
  44. Ike Stain

    The Next President of the United States?

    When Dubya got elected the first time, he pretty much ran as a moderate. Common wisdom is you need to appeal to the base to get the nom, tack to the middle during the campaign, then do whatever the fuck you want once you get in. Personally, I think Texas succession would make a lot of sense...
  45. Ike Stain

    The Next President of the United States?

    Not true at all. It's only nutty righties like you who think the mainstream press are all commies— they're much closer to the center than you'd be able to perceive. Additionally, Fox is extremely effective in disseminating their message across the media landscape (i.e. the "liberal" media...
  46. Ike Stain

    Straight Males: Do you like a little ass-play?

    For some it's the only form of virginity they have left. They might be saving it for something special.
  47. Ike Stain

    Bully Suicide?

    She's got nice hips and breasts. Any pics of her ass?
  48. Ike Stain

    What should I name my penis?

    Astor!
  49. Ike Stain

    Mos Def :glugglug:

    Mos Def :glugglug:
  50. Ike Stain

    Straight Males: Do you like a little ass-play?

    Or just the plain old "Rusty Trombone". That way you get to keep your ass-cherry but still get the benefits of the extra-special O. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_trombone (P.S. Looks like Wikipedia is in need of a Rusty Trombone image, if there's any aspiring artists out there...
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