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  1. Tittyman5000

    Your Area Lets see a Pic

    Did you guy's eat all the leaves and grass?
  2. Tittyman5000

    Why do you post here ?

    I post here because Myspace sux, Facebook is 4 fags, Twitter is for chicks and youtube is full of google adds and trolls. Freeones just plain Kicks Ass!
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    End of the world is much sooner than we think

    Stock up for the Y2K 2.0
  4. Tittyman5000

    NASA scientist finds evidence of ***** life

    It's called the Goldy Locks Zone, Not too hot not too cold, Just Right :thumbsup:
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    Porn is Evil and a Sin and promoted by Satan/The Devil this is my opinion.

    Well your opinion Sux! Go read the Bible you Hippy :D
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    Man with one ball

    Sorry to hear bout your condition, I would use it to my advantage though. It would make a great story to tell em, say you got shot in Nam or you fucked a girl so hard you blew a nut :D Either way I think the ladies will still accept you, one nut is better than none.
  7. Tittyman5000

    Flushing Before Finishing

    I thought I was the only one :D Its almost like a race to see if I can finish before the bowl
  8. Tittyman5000

    Hey Rolaid or Petra!

    Poor Charlie Sheen :( He will be missed :( I hope Bree takes good care of him in his last few days.......
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    Which country do you belong to?

    I am from the USA :D
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    What's the mess with the automatic link of this board and Katsuni ?

    Or Kaylynn or Devon or Daisy... :facepalm:
  11. Tittyman5000

    Do women get lighter sentences for burglary?

    One time a woman Burgled my heart or was it my Dick? :dunno:
  12. Tittyman5000

    I Was On The Moon The Other Day...

    But, but, but............ :( The Space Program uses billions of the taxpayer's money's? :(
  13. Tittyman5000

    The greatest truth ever told in human history

    "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." Bill Clinton
  14. Tittyman5000

    Is this spunky person a guy or a lady?

    Not Again! :facepalm:
  15. Tittyman5000

    I Was On The Moon The Other Day...

    I can see the Flag, the Lunar Rover and a whole bunch of other crap on Google Earth??? :dunno:
  16. Tittyman5000

    Songs that invoke nostalgia?

    This song brings back the Good Ol' ***** Memories :D 3cqU1pFRqYE
  17. Tittyman5000

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Miller Lite, The Aluminum Pint :thumbsup:
  18. Tittyman5000

    Your Area Lets see a Pic

    Great Thread! Here's the lovely landscape I see everyday! Taos Mountain - http://www.imagebam.com/image/f927b5122354244 http://www.imagebam.com/image/f2f2ca122354248 http://www.imagebam.com/image/ac46f4122354258 Rio Grande Gorge Bridge - http://www.imagebam.com/image/f514ff122354253...
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    Is This Presently The Greatest Rock n' Roll Band In the World?

    First is The Beatles, Paul & Ringo are still alive & Paul is still touring and putting out new songs. Second place would be Led Zeppelin, Robert Plant Jimmy Page & John Paul Jones are still alive and Plant still putting out new music. Third place The Rolling Stones no need to say anything...
  20. Tittyman5000

    Not too bad, but damn Internet service keeps fucking up, How's it going on your end?

    Not too bad, but damn Internet service keeps fucking up, How's it going on your end?
  21. Tittyman5000

    Is this picture real or fake?

    Ive seen that same link a bunch of times but it never leads to the video, so I would say fake just because of that. Looks photoshopped like all the other 5000 Grow Your Dick Adds
  22. Tittyman5000

    ***** bacteria found on 72 percent of shopping carts

    It's a sick world we live in :facepalm: now where's the study on shopping cart's and body fluids??? :dunno:
  23. Tittyman5000

    Wasssssuuupp! :wave:

    Wasssssuuupp! :wave:
  24. Tittyman5000

    End of line...

    I like it, sounds like some violent sex music :cool:
  25. Tittyman5000

    FreeOnes beanie hat

    I second the Suggestion :D
  26. Tittyman5000

    Member of The Year Thread and competition?

    How nice of you guys to consider making a title for me :D BaconSalt would be proud!
  27. Tittyman5000

    Choose Your "Trophy Fucks"

    Re: Mainstream Actresses You'd FUCK The Living **** Out Of. Natalie Portman :drool2:
  28. Tittyman5000

    What if we didn't have any bones?

    We would have to roll on the floor like a ball qcPZhPo9-n4
  29. Tittyman5000

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Silk Soymilk, Hey its not bad :dunno:
  30. Tittyman5000

    ***** RANT - Jealous fucking haters.

    I practically live shirtless, I **** being hot, love a cool 68 degrees all day everyday! If I could I walk into stores shirtless, supermarkets, offices whatever! If some one ever gave me **** I'd kick his ass!
  31. Tittyman5000

    is Twitter down?

    Whats a Twitter?
  32. Tittyman5000

    Dealing With Hecklers ...

    Here's the wrong way to deal with hecklers 6pp6WC1Ocz4
  33. Tittyman5000

    Popular breakfast cereals - that really suck

    Oatmeal Blah! I don't care for that goldfish cereal either, who eats cheese for breakfast?
  34. Tittyman5000

    Which Female Singer Would U Want To **** Up In Bed With ?

    Carrie Underwood, Jewel, Katherine Mcphee, Jennifer Lopez, Beyonce, Ashanti, Shakira, Shania Twain, Paula Deanda, Mariah Carey, Adrienne Bailon, Paulina Rubio, Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Simpson, Alicia Keys, Gwen Stefani, Fergie, Katy Perry, Britney Spears, Mya, Chely Write, Joss Stone, Ciara...
  35. Tittyman5000

    Top Hispanic pornstars.

    Catalina Cruz, Nina Mercedez, Daisy Marie, Sativa Rose, Abella Anderson, Alicia Rio, Ice La Fox, theres too many to list :D
  36. Tittyman5000

    Ivy Snow vs. Emma Ink

    Can't go wrong here!
  37. Tittyman5000

    Popeyes or KFC

    KFC has better Chicken & the Taters n Gravy is the Shizznit! But I got to admit Popeyes has thee best Biscuits and Poboys :drool1:
  38. Tittyman5000

    What if we didn't have any bones?

    Sex would be like two hairy flesh tone blobs rubbing against each other
  39. Tittyman5000

    How can i achieve a stronger orgasm?

    Eat alot of beans, Im talking burritos, beans n chile, bean dip, pretty much any type of bean product :thumbsup: Also Protein Powder helps too, its the trick the pro's use! You know if you throw stinky egg farts your doing it right :D
  40. Tittyman5000

    Looking for good Porn movies

    I recommend Dixie Ray Hollywood star, its an older movie but great acting and story-line. Its a classic :thumbsup:
  41. Tittyman5000

    What if we didn't have any bones?

    They move, support, and protect the various organs of the body, produce red and white ***** cells and store minerals. Bones come in a variety of shapes and have a complex internal and external structure they are lightweight, yet strong and hard, in addition to fulfilling their many other...
  42. Tittyman5000

    Wanna get wet with me? PICS

    I have a nice big bathtub with hot water & vanilla bubble bath if you get tired of washing in that little sink k ;) Your welcome to use it anytime :thumbsup:
  43. Tittyman5000

    I just woke up at 5:00 PM!

    You Sir are a King amongst men, I envy you! Too bad I got up at 6 & worked my ass off all damn day :( If only I could ***** till 5pm :D
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    Charlie Sheen

    :( I read somewhere that he only has a few weeks to live :( Poor guy let him have fun till then :(
  45. Tittyman5000

    Insanely hot blonde! (IMO)

    sad bump :(
  46. Tittyman5000

    So here is a pic of Mariah Milano, Petra and Me!

    Ah, come on man! Where's the uncensored version???
  47. Tittyman5000

    Gwen Stefani

    Bump :dunno: more please?
  48. Tittyman5000

    Zombie Seagull

    :popcorn: It was just getting good! Awh! :(
  49. Tittyman5000

    Gangsta Chicks (47)

    LOL :1orglaugh This Thread is Hilarious! Keep it goin :rofl2: - http://www.imagebam.com/image/bdf672121009730
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