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  1. TheOrangeCat

    Queer Eye

    Multination? You, Sir, are a suppurating jizz wad stuck to the **** caked gusset of a homeless crack whore's moldering panties. :hatsoff:
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    Kate Beckinsale

    Hubba hubba hubba hubba ........ God I love this girl. Nice pics that have been lately posted. Pleasing to the eye, they are.
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    Masuimi Max

    My 'lady garden'!!!???? I don't know whether to love this phrase (the way a parent loves an ugly, rather slow *****) or **** it (the way everyone except Belgians **** Euro techno music). :rolleyes:
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    Taco Bell Sells Horsemeat

    I quite like ***** meat. Here in Quebec, lots of the supermarkets have ***** meat sections in the butchery department. Mmmmm. Seabiscuit sammich!!!
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    What is Your ***** Concert?

    I saw Radiohead on their *** A tour. One of the best nights of my life.
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    What is Your ***** Concert?

    YOU SAW RANDY!!??? Fuck. I would give up a lung to have seen him. :bowdown::bowdown:
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    What should I name my penis?

    Yea, if that ***** was a premature baby weighing half a pound, and about 2 inches long:D
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    rectal rooter girl

    yessir! You are correct.:bowdown: For some reason I thought Cherie was Jen. I suck. That's all there is to it.:facepalm:
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    Queer Eye

    (for non-Brits - Points of View is a (****) segment where readers comment on BBC programs) SZTahQZs76Y&feature=rec-LGOUT-exp_stronger_r2-2r-20-HM
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    Asdis Ran - Icelandic Goddess - AKA: "The Ice Queen"

    Re: Icelandic goddess Asdis Ran aka "The Ice Queen" Iceland - home to utterly gorgeous, elfin, pixie-nosed, hotties. Skál!
  11. TheOrangeCat

    Butter...

    Good AND good? So double good ... wow. Those old school ad and marketing guys really knew how to sell.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    :banger: m453Y_JZE7Q&feature=related :banger:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    -_qjI3xSAGc&NR=1
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    What are you listening to right now?

    p4orXwHdK2Q
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    Meanwhile in Prison.....

    Scrape the yeast from between those folds and bake bread for 5,000
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    rectal rooter girl

    Melanie Jagger http://www.freeones.com/html/m_links/Melanie_Jagger/
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Ah, complex, contrary world. What it is to really respect and like a band and its musicians for their music and performance, yet - at the same time - just want to jam your cock in the singer's ass. aXzIeI0mkFI&feature=related
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    You may kiss the bride

    And the bride wore white ......
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Hot sex metal kitten! pZo4bOZf3B4&feature=relmfu
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Damn, she's hot! _jud_SnKTlY&feature=rec-LGOUT-farside_rn-4r-4-HM
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    What are you listening to right now?

    :bowdown: Don Pardo Pimpwagon :bowdown: 0YRrCgkcSNw&feature=related
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    What should I name my penis?

    Well, if Mr Scarified (double guitar God reference for extra points) said so .... and I'd believe anyone with a pinky like that.:bowdown:
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    Do you think idiots should be ****** and crucified?

    Instant ban for anyone who uses the word 'nincompoop' too. :D Flibbertigibbet should also be grounds for an instant ban ..... except now.
  24. TheOrangeCat

    Guitar Freaks Out There

    You, Sir, are a gentleman. :hatsoff: Here's T Bone Walker demonstrating just what the phrase 'guitar God' actually means .... hVR8lg1YLuc
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    Witch Pronstar Wuld U Like 2 Cut Ur Lawn Wit?

    I think Boothy would be great to cut the lawn with - given her 'grazing' experience. (I know she's not a porn star, but she is hot, sooo...)
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    Guitar Freaks Out There

    One little fucking typo in HOW MANY posts! :D Excellent Geoff Heeli post tho.
  27. TheOrangeCat

    1000 things you want to do before you die...

    I know. Impressive, ain't it. Cupio te meam mentulam sugare, as the Maestro often said.
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    Charlie Sheen

    God, I **** it when I agree with ^^ him :D:hatsoff:
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    What should I name my penis?

    And Leno is Latin for pimp (go figure). Anyway - Tuam matrem feci :hatsoff: (I knew three years of Latin would eventually pay off)
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    Do you think idiots should be ****** and crucified?

    I can work up a little script, but you should reach out to ShayD for some serious code. Trouble is, it might get me. Damn.
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    1000 things you want to do before you die...

    Fuck Faye Reagan Fuck Dani Jensen Fuck Hillary Scott Fuck Vicky Vette Repeat 250 x each. Then die. Happy. Very, very happy.
  32. TheOrangeCat

    Biggest Gape ever ....... lol http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=489923

    Biggest Gape ever ....... lol http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=489923
  33. TheOrangeCat

    Quite a Gape

    Where's GapeFan when you need him?
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    A fair competition?

    Ha! Not so cute now, are we 'Cutie McViolence'...?:D:D
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    Cock Rest

    That is a substantial whanger .......
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    Sex-text my gf please

    It's so for you .........:D
  37. TheOrangeCat

    is Twitter down?

    Twitter is a victim of both its own success and, the infinite and vast amount of utterly trivial, uninteresting and banal crap the vast majority of Tweeters blast out to their Tweetees.
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    Yea! Fucking love that album. I had the same repping problem earlier ..... giving out too much...

    Yea! Fucking love that album. I had the same repping problem earlier ..... giving out too much love, ******* ......
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    Totally ....

    Totally ....
  40. TheOrangeCat

    Pretty damn good. Riffing on image ideas for new digital project, blasting some tunes, making...

    Pretty damn good. Riffing on image ideas for new digital project, blasting some tunes, making sausages. All good.
  41. TheOrangeCat

    What are you listening to right now?

    1Hl5PTt_fTE&NR=1
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    Ah. Pussy ......

    Ah. Pussy ......
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    Meanwhile in France.....

    Pussy Galore. OkChbEu3hKE
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    Whimsy being clever.

    Dispatch the Ninja Siameses ........
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    Do you like bananas.......

    May I point out the obvious BANANUS .....
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    Meanwhile in France.....

    What a cunt!
  47. TheOrangeCat

    What are you listening to right now?

    I am seriously considering a vacation in Finland. 3pB7bhOy4N0&feature=related
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    Hips Dont Lie

    God I hope that's Photoshopped. Otherwise ...... :throwup:
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