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Peter North :yummie:

Wow. Just wow. Where the fuck do I begin with this ****?

Funnily enough, the exhibitionist gene is one of the few behavioral genes with a physical manifestation. All exhibitionists have a pattern of darkened skin around their chocolate starfish that reads "Blueballs is a cunt" Nobody knows how or why, it's just one of those weird things. Like those...

Sara Jay never gave me a BJ. That's my pet peeve with her. Damnit Sara, am I REALLY so unreasonable? Plenty of men want a BJ from you, why not me? :dunno:

Wow. I can't beleve I ever ****** any attention on you. It' like bad TV; you know it's bad, but somehow, you still have to watch. What the fuck is wrong with you? :wtf: That's because his penis is so big. :wave: :hi:

Good point. I'm married. You know how it goes; no sex after marriage. Yeah, you're right, fuckit, imma relax, and if she bitches, I'll tell her I'm relaxing 'cos she bitches no matter what I do. Originality, that' swhat I like to see.

Toolbox was never closed. After we had the downstairs re-painted and plastered I had to put everything up again and sort everything out. So at 2am something was found that belonged in the cupboard but her ****** had left the toolbox IN the cupboard so that I had to step over it and on the way...

A: I've never seen you this aggrivated. B: We haven't been specifically told what's in it for us; no way they'll make us pay for FO if they don't win. C: I now have to start a "Ze official checked e-romeo" thread.

I've seen Lisa Lashes live before. I saw her cleavage before I saw her. Hmmm, maybe I should start a babe section for her :D

Fuck off, Revamp.

Because there's only so many times you can discuss who you'd rather have arse to mouth sex with; Aaliyah love or Vicky Vette. Please God, grant me a miracle, let me understand my wife and let her not be a grade a pain in the arse for a day.

offtopic: :D

As an avid Russophile I must say that... Putin is a bit of a cunt. That is all. If I adopted a ***** right now I'd call it "Oi". OI! ***** your *****! Don't let it go to waste! There's sober **** in Africa ya know!

When was the last time a revolution held anywhere but a major metropolis was successfull? What scares the elites most is action IN the capital.

I thought you were a heathen Communist pinko queer-loving unbelieving heathen american?

I was thinking of flying a strike package in. You could fly in with wild weasels in the first wave, backed up by F15s and 16s for air defense, then with B52s following up, launching cruise missiles to take out enemy runways, maybe even SAM sites from beyond their own ****** range. I didn't know...

This is all obviously Obama's fault and a damn good reason why he should be impeached. If employment rates rise like this then sooner or later employees may feel like they're in some form of position to negotiate better terms for themselves and before you know it it will be damnably hard to...

Yeah... Buy american... :rofl: Do you mean native american Indian, Italian american, Protestant English american? Chinese american (don't say a word, Squally!), latin american immigrant or even... dare I say it... *whispers* African american... I knew there was something I liked about you...

In fairness, work area in question was a living room and she was eyeing it up deciding what she wanted done next.

If a man stubs his toe at 2am on an open toolbox and says "Ai, fucking, DAMNIT!" at speaking volume but in a pained voice, does his wife have the right to tell him off because his reaction to the pain of stubbing his toe shocks her?

Politicians don't care about Birmingham. They care about London. They care about their homes and institutions. As far as they're concerned Birmingham, a city of poor people, and all her occupants, can suffer and die. They just don't care.

If a man is relaxing after putting the curtains back up following re-plastering and painting. He has his legs stretched out across the floor as he sits on the sofa and stares blankly at the wall. His wife, walking backwards without looking where she is going, steps on his foot and nearly falls...

Is that the best you can do capitalist fan boys? Johan is pwning you... C'mon, refute my OP, show us why it's wrong, or ask yourself why you can't!

Don't sweat it. As concerns Iran, are you shitting me? They're a 3rd world country. Take down their air defenses with conventional airpower, then take out their facilities with conventional airpower. A fraction of the price for the same result. Do it all by flying B52 miles off the way using...

I know of you. I can infer about your personal life. Or lack thereof. :thefinger: Scary.

Russia's street **** deserve a chance at a better life.

Please Wurm. Just look at the AHOTY thread. See who is regarded as more of an asshat between the two of us. Anyways, I'm working on Georges, poor, lonely Georges.

Coal.

Ah yes, Churchill. He repelled so many frontline attacks personally in WW2 and was remarkably sober the whole time. Damn those sandal wearing, fruit juice ******** feminist pacifists. They've done so much harm.

Yeah, probably had nothing to do with Germany getting back on it's feet and the Soviet Union suffering the bulk of the war damage. I **** the rich who get rich on the hard work of the poor. Next time you see a guy saying how he got rich from hard work, ask yourself; who's? Who says I want them...

You know what's weird? I said you were right about the F117s combat record and then delted it while editing and forgot to re-add it. So yes, you were right, for this reason I can provide no source stating that the F16 has a better combat record on losses than the F117. I don't think it was I...

I'd say that the Russki's have equalled your F16,15,18 with Su27 and MiG29. That being said, your teen series remains more than needed to ensure american military capability and your right about pilots (frankly I thought you were also right about infantry; better trained infantry>militia). I...

No. I don't get it. Primarily because I'm not interfering in your private life (should such a thing be extant). I like constructive public disorder and find Socialism preferable to capitalism. And you know what? Yes, It is natural for me to steal rather than starve. If that aint natural for...

I'd call off the hit on you. Gonna vote for me yet?

You can take care of my penis rash by rubbing the ointment on it...

With my belly.

Nobody ever calls me.

As for the Stryker, I believe it to be substantially more expensive than comparable vehicles. The Iraqi military was a mess in Desert Storm; commanders weren't allowed to use their initiative. I'm familiar with the failure of the French in regard to Hitler. I'm also familiar with just how awful...

But it was fun ;) Sorry, for a minute I thought you were talking about firing 30.06 from a handgun, which I have heard advocated with 5.56, but seems kinda dangerous on the wrists for a real round. Wel finally we agree on something; it is better to **** your prey with a single shot. preferably...

1: Outdated? Even if my views were outdated (and I certainly don't consider them to be, given the many recent failures of capitalism) that kind of implies that the quality of an idea deteriorates with age. Now think for a minute; we got Democracy from the ancient Greeks. Now that makes it an...

I disagree. I stand by the original post: Is that so stupid of me really? If so, why?

What if that cirminal is only guilty of stealing bread to feed his starving ******? So you've gone from can't rehabilitate a criminal to can't rehabilitate a hardcore offender. I always see so much blind **** and anger coming from you... Seriously, when was the last time you penetrated a...

Me >All you cunts.

Merry Xmas :blowjob:

Merry Xmas. You perv ;)

Fuck it, she decided to be reasonable :facepalm:

Well, congrats at not getting angry and banning me. Which mod can I provoke? Laudable thoughts incidentally.

:thumbsup: I believe you. Good idea. You're an advert for perma-bans. The question is not where; but when? I think I'll get it. I can never resist trouble here. I recently took a pot shot at a Mod because Petra no longer responds. So we'll see.

Seriously, how fucking perverted are you? I bet you have facial hair, spectacles and are inordinately nice. if you dran **** you'd be a steretypical German. Go obey some rules somewhere :facepalm: I got a big monkey. And I'm gonna show you my monkey. I'm gonna spank my monkey. And you're gonna...

Santa doesn't exist. Knowing Freeones, this one post will cause more emotional distress than all the crazy **** I've posted in my time here, ********* penii included.