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  1. TheOrangeCat

    Life in prison with no chance of parole or Death?

    I totally misread your comment as 'punching cock' ....
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    An Aussie colloquialism for 'yes' or 'you're right' or some such **** (you called me a pomme...

    An Aussie colloquialism for 'yes' or 'you're right' or some such **** (you called me a pomme, see .... I thought you we're being all Down Under on me!
  3. TheOrangeCat

    Life in prison with no chance of parole or Death?

    Honestly, STD, I really don't know, but I would hope so and try to. But, I will admit, if I ended up someone's girlfriend or, worse, a pass around prag, I might consider checking out on the end of a knotted prison sheet. But I'd definitely chose life and try to make something of it, no matter...
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    Fair dunkum I am, Cobber! Although, not really. Irish genes and, frankly, the UK never ever felt...

    Fair dunkum I am, Cobber! Although, not really. Irish genes and, frankly, the UK never ever felt like home.
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    Carmella Bing

    You are now on a growing **** list ......:mad:
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    Actually, it's Doot-Doot! The white Meezy one is Wix Big Orange boy - Boo! Born in England...

    Actually, it's Doot-Doot! The white Meezy one is Wix Big Orange boy - Boo! Born in England, lived all over the world due to military, settled in Canukistan
  7. TheOrangeCat

    Greg celebrates with dignity................

    God. Even his rectum is pouting.
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    http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl However, Doot has a 'quizzical dot'...

    http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl However, Doot has a 'quizzical dot', and not a 'tashe and is therefore not a Kitler!
  9. TheOrangeCat

    He's a winner

    Quite obviously beyond your intellect.:D
  10. TheOrangeCat

    Life in prison with no chance of parole or Death?

    What a bunch of cowards. Great things have been achieved from behind bars. It's the man, not the place. It's called overcoming, about striving to be better, no matter what the circumstances. Would it be awful? Probably. A horror show? Possibly. Could you become more than you are, could you...
  11. TheOrangeCat

    My cats are huge camera whores, so I'll sort some out! Cowboys ... nooo. I actually kinda...

    My cats are huge camera whores, so I'll sort some out! Cowboys ... nooo. I actually kinda loathe NFL .... I'm a hockey boy. Go Habs Go. I thought the last sig was too narcissistic. I might put it back though.
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    My cats are huge camera whores, so I'll sort some out! Cowboys ... nooo. I actually kinda...

    My cats are huge camera whores, so I'll sort some out! Cowboys ... nooo. I actually kinda loathe NFL .... I'm a hockey boy. Go Habs Go. I thought the last sig was too narcissistic. I might put it back though.
  13. TheOrangeCat

    YoucanhasmaiCatpix ...... you're not going to do anything kinky with them, are you?

    YoucanhasmaiCatpix ...... you're not going to do anything kinky with them, are you?
  14. TheOrangeCat

    Are you Gay if you?...

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    What would it take for one of us to set up our own porn site.

    What would it take. Pretty simple really. A site Some porn. Done. I can have you one knocked up in a day or two.
  16. TheOrangeCat

    Would It Bother You If

    I would be very troubled by that.
  17. TheOrangeCat

    Cure for Porn!!

    I keep returning to this fascinating image. Now I'm thinking grits 'n' gravy.
  18. TheOrangeCat

    The Orange Cat Unmasked!

    I knew you would. I am in your cupboard now. I had no idea you could get a spaghetti squash all the way into your ass. Kudos.
  19. TheOrangeCat

    ***: I'll **** my ***'s ******** if he's released...

    It's simple. You hurt my ******, I hurt you. You **** one of my loved ones, I **** you. No ifs, ands or buts ... I know it's very uncool and unreconstructed, but it's how I feel.
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    The Orange Cat Unmasked!

    He Is Watching ... All of you.
  21. TheOrangeCat

    Cure for Porn!!

    Gotta get in there with a biscuit and start mopping up that goodness!
  22. TheOrangeCat

    The scorpion dilemma

    Just had to brush off a big one. And a scorpion.
  23. TheOrangeCat

    Can you handle it?

    Will any of the poonany be married, as that seems to be the majority of tail I've been getting lately. So, so many bored and under-attended housewives. And only one Orange Cat. There's a plot line for ya. Of course, I have six nipples. Does that preclude me from casting?
  24. TheOrangeCat

    Which country do you belong to?

    Sheep shagger .......baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
  25. TheOrangeCat

    Which country do you belong to?

    Why the fuck would anyone want to be from Ont-terrible?:D
  26. TheOrangeCat

    Caturday

    Broccoli kitteh is mainly a fan of broccoli .... WQi3q-Nf9wA
  27. TheOrangeCat

    Gangsta Chicks (47)

    Oh man! La-Deesha and Shandorique have maximum booty and maximum ghetto. WIN!
  28. TheOrangeCat

    I'm just gonna grab a sammich and............................

    Fuck you! Fuck you with bells on! Fuck you to the power of 10! You're right of course ... although it was careless of one of our minions of chaos to get caught on camera .... Agent 7854 will have this entered on his permanent record.
  29. TheOrangeCat

    Gingrich: Love of country contributed to affair

    Yea, my love of my country has - the past 24 hours - caused me to: Cook a quite amazing Basque themed dinner party ***** way too much **** Stick my fingers inside a married woman Have a long afternoon *** Blame Canada. I love it so much, I sometimes do bad things. I plan on doing much worse...
  30. TheOrangeCat

    He's a winner

    Of course, ten seconds later he was doing a Bushido mega line chop, using all eight cards simultaneously to whack a stubborn eight-ball into fine and powdery **********.
  31. TheOrangeCat

    So I was driving in Edmonton last month and..................

    There can be no good or interesting ending to to any story or question that begins with this phrase ......
  32. TheOrangeCat

    Absurdly expensive block plane.

    Thank you, Boothy, for helping to stimulate me .....:D
  33. TheOrangeCat

    Yes, "Bangbus" is fake, BUT...

    It's a silly harmless fun site. I actually like it because it's found a novel way of inserting a 'plot device' into a performance that is different and more entertaining that the usual 'Oh Mr Plumber, what a way to fix my pipes!' And, yes, I do believe one of the original guys was banged up...
  34. TheOrangeCat

    Life in prison with no chance of parole or Death?

    Prison. Three meals a day, no bills, color TV, state-funded education, and lots of shower sex. Bi-winning!
  35. TheOrangeCat

    Prince Andrew **** Scandal ...

    and had him as a guest to his home and took 15 grand from him and played host to his ******** girlfriend and so on and so on ....
  36. TheOrangeCat

    ***** bacteria found on 72 percent of shopping carts

    You tool!!!:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
  37. TheOrangeCat

    ***** bacteria found on 72 percent of shopping carts

    Yet another thread that demonstrates the need for basic ass wiping education in our schools ....... a boxing mitt wipe? Jeez, overkill! And planet *******. Booooooooooooooooooooooo!
  38. TheOrangeCat

    OCSM - "Love Line"

    Phrrrrrrrrrp!
  39. TheOrangeCat

    The gang should really take some time off

    Fuckin' A! Daphne is the hottest piece of cartoon ass ever.:D
  40. TheOrangeCat

    Are you Gay if you?...

    There is plenty of anecdotal evidence to suggest a link between homosexuality and liking Stewie ........
  41. TheOrangeCat

    Pick one: The *** or the girl?

    I'd take the girl as I have my own ******* pump action pink weapon she can wrap her little fingers around
  42. TheOrangeCat

    Are you Gay if you?...

    If you like other men sticking their cocks in your ass and sucking man dick, then I'd say that's pretty gay .. otherwise, there's lots of color between black and white
  43. TheOrangeCat

    OCSM - "Love Line"

    and flatulence
  44. TheOrangeCat

    Kiss Those Juicy lips

    Oh, I suspect those are au naturele ...... slurpy slurpy slurpy .....
  45. TheOrangeCat

    Anyone Else's FreeOnes gone all Blue?

    Ahhh... Thank you, Goddess .....:bowdown:
  46. TheOrangeCat

    Welcome to Club Chubby

    I know! She just drives me crazy .. I was trying to find a clip from the episode 'Jump For Joy' when she just basically jumps up and down shaking her cakes ... I nearly tore my cock in half over that one
  47. TheOrangeCat

    Welcome to Club Chubby

    Muy Passionato!!! kktahKn1KRY
  48. TheOrangeCat

    woof woof!

    woof woof!
  49. TheOrangeCat

    Ashleigh looks fiiiiine! She seriously needs to park her dude and get some Big Cat Lovin'!

    Ashleigh looks fiiiiine! She seriously needs to park her dude and get some Big Cat Lovin'!
  50. TheOrangeCat

    Intro to Modern Algebra

    Cats **** algebra ........
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