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Just like how women **** that men can lie about their incomes and that it's hard to judge penis size through clothes (I assume - I'm kinda outta touch with my female best friend).

If we're gonna get on our collective moral high ***** about it then we should judge ourselves the consumers as well. So no more mumpov for you! :nono:

Good point. I'll stick him on ignore, but people are always obsessing about him and his threads are always everywhere, makes it hard to ignore. 7.5 years? Wow. *yawn* Enjoy it, it's all the response that you are worth. Fair enough. I just agree with her bewbs. Not a fan of that either. Hence...

Schweize, you dumb fucking cunt :)

I've had enough. Have you? VOTE!

If I met a rich porn star I'd mug her. If I met Nasty Brea I'd ****** her :drool: She'd enjoy it tho ;)

Did you nom it in the POTW thread? The pit of no return if you didn't! :nono:

So, how does this benefit us, the members? :taps foot:

I wouldn't ****** ANY nation's **** no matter how ethically challenged their policy. ...Not with weapons anyways... :elaugh:

You don't know UK girls - it's almost certainly a blessing that she hasn't shown her face.

You might wanna check to see where I'm from. You might also wanna check how effective your pathetic excuse for a military is :D

"Bitch got my bottle!" :mad:

No; they are blue.

Who cares if the bodies still warm and wet?

I can't believe people have the bollocks to open my threads. Obviously I must post more ********* genitals.

Can I get a douche award for posting this even though I didn't make it?

Gotta be something useful they could do instead of smoke that stuff... https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/537775_446849465369425_482052631_n.jpg

Yeah, this isn't the first time Democracy has failed either, sadly. https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/307681_461271017270761_677001293_n.jpg

... When Thatcher and Saddam posed together for the cameras... https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/427607_213372022121174_304287223_n.jpg

Been dirnkin'?

Damn you getting there first! 8==================================================================================D

:rofl: Now talk about desert storm

No, they're slavs and you should know that :facepalm: Just Assari. The Finns have a reputation as terrible drunks. IN THE EYES OF THE RUSSIANS! So they're my kind of people ;) Colour me dubious. You can be full ***** Scandinavian (Although that's a tecnical impossibility) but not claim to be...

Has Fallhell entered?

:ban: The moment I get my wings, I'm banning you for this.

They should work together to take their country back from the rich.

Sam, enough of your BS; you're the perfect example of sheeple; an idiot in thrall to his "masters" who believes all he's told. Owning a *** or not doesn't make you a part of the sheeple; blindly believing and obeying without having any independant thought (or in your case, any thought...

German Shephards=ORSM! I miss having a German Shephard around :(

Sam. Enough of your BS. You were turning into a real human being for a while. Don't make me ban you the moment I get my wings, boi.

British police have been good to me. They checked out my house after I got burgled. They rarely bothered me when I was ***** and disorderly. They recovered my wife's stolen satnav. They caught a guy trying to nick my bike, so I got my bike back. Russian police I just avoided. Russian police are...

Actually Assault rifles can be effective against combat helicopters that have tail rotors (IE non-Kamov designs) as the tail rotor is hard to armor. Shouldn't the Soviet Union be added to that list because of the great ****** and knocks on the door in the night? /pedant I'd rather go to jail...

This is a good thread. On the one hand here in England we have no guns and the government are just taking the ****. They're cutting welfare benefits so badly that several times they have pronounced DEAD people fit to work and therefore unworthy to recieve welfare (see what happens when you let...

While it is occasionally hard for politicans to do there job, they seem to put more effort into not doing it and taking bribes, so I say we should put more pressure on the little fuckers :D This post is not really related to *** control btw.

Squally... Don't make me ban you! Sorry, just warming up in the unlikely event that they're dumb enough to hand me the job :D

Did someone blink?

Yeah, how dare she have a baby :facepalm: Probably some guy she's been keeping secret to please the fanbase. Probably planned. On the other hand, she is English... So maybe just some stray chav in a one night stand :dunno:

It arrived when you posted.

...They're fake? :dunno: http://www.prettyhotteens.com/nesadevil/02.jpg

Do you believe in fairies at the bottom of the garden? If you do then you might be lucky enough to **** up to Brooke at the bottom of your garden, but you have to believe otherwise it won't happen ;-) http://www.**************/galleries/Brooke-Lima-Fairy_hun.html...

Yes. Truly frightening. https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/543187_321602124606454_80587441_n.jpg

Go on bitches, view it, what are ya, pussies? :tongue: https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/207656_585315071497950_1634885981_n.jpg

Fuck off alex. By the way, it would be rather more impressive if you could think of your own lines. Or even if you could think. Just sayin'. Cunt.

Hitler's Nuremburg Speech. /German

Here are the relevant transcripts from my inbox. It's a great shame that he refused. Just imagine what literary wonders we could have had published on here if he hadn't! I sent a message requesting that he write us some erotic fiction. The following is a transcript of our email conversation.

Decided not to enact that resolution to stop ******* in Petra's coffee that we were debating did we?

I never want to retire. I enjoy my teaching. I enjoy hospitality. You can do both of them (in certain roles) even in old age. Who said Socialists are lazy and **** work?

Why do people like glasses on gals? I don't get it. The eyes are the window to the soul. Women's eyes can be so achingly beautiful, often the most beutiful feature a gal may posses, so why cover them with glasses? :dunno: Sometimes I don't understand you fucking perverts. Poor girl. :tongue:

What's your opinion on the Jaguar XJ220? I've coveted one since *********.

Welcome to Freeones. Bend over you filthy little cunt so I can make you my bitch! :mad: :sex: :shy: Didn't know you had any friends :tongue:

Pretty sure this has been done...